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Title: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on August 31, 2008, 10:13:03 PM
I met Mrs. Palin once ten years ago at a truck stop near Eureka. She was on a road trip to somewhere and had left her purse in her car and needed money for cigarettes. I offered her five bucks and she told me she'd meet me out by her car later and she'd return the favour. However, once I got out to the parking lot, she'd mysteriously disappeared.

This calls into question Palin's judgment and character in addition to the fact that she still owes me five bucks.

I'm trying to set up interviews on MSNBC but so far only Olbermann has shown serious interest..


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Person Man on August 31, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
That nigga owes twelve bucks.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on August 31, 2008, 10:23:54 PM

Sarah Palin is NOT Jesus >:(


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: KeyKeeper on August 31, 2008, 10:45:54 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on August 31, 2008, 11:11:44 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: YRABNNRM on August 31, 2008, 11:13:28 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

You'll learn that this forum isn't exactly like others. There are few restrictions.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Meeker on August 31, 2008, 11:16:50 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

You'll learn that this forum isn't exactly like others. There are few restrictions.

We have a winner for "Understatement of the Century".

And new sig material!


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on August 31, 2008, 11:23:17 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: YRABNNRM on August 31, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

You'll learn that this forum isn't exactly like others. There are few restrictions.

We have a winner for "Understatement of the Century".

And new sig material!

I originally typed "little to no restrictions" but decided not to be so bold :P


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: tik 🪀✨ on August 31, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy

She's not my governor Mr. Jesuspants.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: minionofmidas on September 01, 2008, 02:44:54 AM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy

She's not my governor Mr. Jesuspants.

That's Governor Jesuspants, to you, buddy


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: ?????????? on September 01, 2008, 02:51:33 AM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on September 01, 2008, 02:59:56 AM
everyone seems to be biting peoples heads off.
cranky people


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: minionofmidas on September 01, 2008, 03:14:25 AM
Can we move on to a more interesting topic than Mrs (yawn) Palin, please?


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: JSojourner on September 01, 2008, 11:12:58 AM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: J. J. on September 01, 2008, 11:19:07 AM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  ;)


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: JSojourner on September 01, 2008, 06:03:21 PM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  ;)

ROFL!  Point noted.

I am just always amused when people here -- lefties like me or righties -- start saying that the other side has a "messiah" or is in lock step.  I think both sides are equally represented here...and even each "side" has plenty of disagreement within its respective camp.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on September 02, 2008, 12:35:54 AM
Don't forget the anarchist room!


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Sewer on August 12, 2009, 08:45:32 PM
Can we move on to a more interesting topic than Mrs (yawn) Palin, please?

That's Governor (yawn) Palin, to you, buddy


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Eraserhead on August 16, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
Whoah, cool thread.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Stranger in a strange land on September 22, 2009, 09:10:29 AM
This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  ;)

well, as I recall it was Moses who parted the waters, not Jesus (who walked on water). Could someone please remind me of the context of that quote?


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Derek on February 25, 2010, 01:50:38 PM
Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 25, 2010, 10:35:33 PM
???


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: k-onmmunist on June 21, 2010, 07:05:06 AM
This was possibly the strangest 5 minutes of my life.


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: Eraserhead on June 22, 2010, 12:07:59 AM
Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."

Ha?


Title: Re: Sarah Palin owes me five dollars
Post by: justW353 on June 24, 2010, 10:16:55 PM
Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."

I know this is off-topic bumping, but I loled.