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Title: Your First Day As President Post by: humder on September 26, 2008, 04:14:43 PM If you were elected, what would you do on your first day?
I wouls check out all the conspiricy theories that the government is supposed to be keeping secret, like UFOs etc ofcourse. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Ban my account ffs! on September 26, 2008, 05:30:54 PM I'd rid the world of poverty, bring global peace, balance the federal budget, and cap off the evening by watching re-runs of Family Guy.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on September 26, 2008, 05:36:34 PM I'd throw in a Welcome Back Kotter DVD and have a couple of beers, then immediately hold a press conference and do my "Juan Luis Pedro Philippo DeHuevos Epstein" impression with note from mother in hand....of course! why do you ask?
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: © tweed on September 26, 2008, 05:37:22 PM disband the government via executive order
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Associate Justice PiT on September 26, 2008, 05:41:15 PM Buy/invade Canada.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: MODU on September 26, 2008, 06:04:23 PM Clean out the Presidential Desk and look for loose change. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Zarn on September 26, 2008, 06:28:21 PM Either I would plan to start targetting corrupt Congressman...
or ...Get myself involved in a scandal involving a cannon, dozens of pairs of scissors, Gilbert Godfrey, and a woman from Cornwall. Edit: I just read my own post and realized how violent it sounds. It would be funny to make it sound that way, and then do something completely different. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on January 27, 2012, 12:35:03 PM I'd throw in a Welcome Back Kotter DVD and have a couple of beers, then immediately hold a press conference and do my "Juan Luis Pedro Philippo DeHuevos Epstein" impression with note from mother in hand....of course! why do you ask? sad news today, Juan Luis Pedro Philippo DeHuevos Epstein, has died. First Sweathog to graduate to death. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on January 27, 2012, 03:03:34 PM Get all the cool secrets and release them in an act advocating open government. Then ponies.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on January 27, 2012, 06:12:35 PM Getting buzzed.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: © tweed on January 29, 2012, 08:15:17 AM -pardon nearly every federal criminal (except select 'white collar' criminals)
-close nearly every military base, abroad and otherwise -end executive enforcement of vast majority of laws -issue Exec Order that states the Mets and Jets will be invited to the White House every year, instead of the the respective MLB and NFL champions, despite however good or bad they prove to be -announce I'm moving the Capitol to St Thomas, US Virgin Islands effective February 15 Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: © tweed on January 29, 2012, 08:17:12 AM also announce support for majority of federal budget to be paid to blacks and Native Americans in the form of reparations. announce FLDS as the unofficial State religion.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: MyRescueKittehRocks on February 02, 2012, 12:06:31 AM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: afleitch on February 02, 2012, 07:20:25 AM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Contradicted yourself there. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Is Totally Not Feeblepizza. on February 02, 2012, 10:16:14 AM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on February 02, 2012, 03:40:45 PM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on February 02, 2012, 03:46:54 PM ---Issue an executive order restoring Sound Money, as has been previously mentioned.
---Suspend Drone strikes in Pakistan. ---Announce the withdrawal of all US troops from Afghanistan as soon as possible. ---Ask Congress to reopen investigations into 9/11, OK City, Waco, Ruby Ridge, and Operation Fast & Furious so we can settle conspiracy theories once and for all. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Is Totally Not Feeblepizza. on February 02, 2012, 03:54:16 PM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: tpfkaw on February 02, 2012, 10:47:24 PM disband the government via executive order Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: courts on February 02, 2012, 10:48:34 PM Try not to get killed.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: J. J. on February 03, 2012, 01:26:13 AM Immediately see who the Vice President is. If he/she isn't a total dweeb, resign.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Middle-aged Europe on February 12, 2012, 04:36:02 PM First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Somehow this reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2O12VG8pkc&feature=player_detailpage#t=105s Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: I'm JewCon in name only. on February 19, 2012, 11:38:01 AM I'd start planning on who'd I'd appoint to the Supreme Court (Pro Life judges). And slowly start working to overturn Roe v. Wade.
Than I'd try to bring democracy to Cuba by negotiating with Cuban leaders in a neutral location. * Tax reform (Modified flat tax) * education reform * immigration reform (No Amnesty) Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: MyRescueKittehRocks on February 29, 2012, 02:24:23 PM ---Issue an executive order restoring Sound Money, as has been previously mentioned. ---Suspend Drone strikes in Pakistan. ---Announce the withdrawal of all US troops from Afghanistan as soon as possible. ---Ask Congress to reopen investigations into 9/11, OK City, Waco, Ruby Ridge, and Operation Fast & Furious so we can settle conspiracy theories once and for all. Points 2,3, and 4 are day 2 of my presidency. First I make the promise to uphold the Constuition, then I give a speech casting vision of returning America to her original intent. After that I'll go to the Oval Office and sign Excutive Order 11110 restoring sound money and expect Congress to have a Abolish the Fed Act on my desk within the first week of my presidency. Then I go to Buttonwood in New York City aka Ground Zero and give a speech acknowledging our dependence on God and seek His forgiveness and mercy for our nation. Around 7pm go to JHOP and spend time in Bible reading and prayer. Return to the Oval Office around 9:30pm and give what will be a fireside chat on encouraging the states to ban abortion with Pro-Life amendments in the states. Contradicted yourself there. No I didn't. I'm repenting as president for the actions of another president. Read a book called The Harbinger by Jonathon Cahn to understand the actions I'd take on that matter. As president I would regularly ask the American people to seek the guidence of Divine Providence regarding important matters of state. Benjamin Franklin, not known as one of our more religious founders, called the Constituitional Convention to a season of prayer. Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on March 01, 2012, 08:53:29 PM Immediately continue work on fixing the economic situation (it would begin as President-elect). Also, party.
Title: Re: Your First Day As President Post by: Tidewater_Wave on March 08, 2012, 04:53:43 PM 1 Repeal Obamacare
- limit frivilous lawsuits to $250,000 per case with 30% share for the attorney - allow for competition across state lines for health insurance companies to expand access - allow people to remain on parents' insurance until 23 or 25 if a student - have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for pre-existing conditions - expand medicaid to provide for the uninsured - provide option for health and medical savings accounts that work similar to social security 2 Economic Reform - impliment tolls, user fees, and a VAT - Constitutional Amendment guaranteeing Right to Work in all 50 states. - advance law requiring a balanced budget each year. - Set retirement age at 62 and keep promises to veterans and seniors. - Talk to China about free trade to build a better alliance. - ban income taxes - repeal taxes on marriage, death, alcohol, cigarettes, tobacco 3 Foreign Policy - place sanctions on Iran - place sanctions on North Korea - close military bases we no longer use - leave the U.N. and form an F.U. with nations who have free elections 4 Education Reform - school vouchers for parents to choose where their kids go to school - increase funding for charter schools - Constitutional Amendment allowing for school prayer, but not led by a teacher. - Graduates of state universities owe no more than $60,000 in federal loans! (Must Graduate and be in state tuition!) 5 Environmental Protection - eliminate the gas tax - more cap and trade programs but no options such as taxes for evasion of policy - immediate 20% reduction in greenhouse gases - include oil and gas smokestacks in mercury regulation - focus on protection not regulation - make the EPA a federal department - release technology for hydrogen powered cares (it's available now!) - end whaling in U.S. waters 6 Government Reform - ban soft money to campaigns - no more early or absentee voting because it begs for corruption - $85,000,000 limit on federal campaigns and do not allow candidates to opt out - term limits of 6 two-year terms and 2 six-year terms for congress - require congress to balance the budget each year - cut my own salary to $250,000 a year 7 Social Issues - 3 day waiting period for guns without a concealed weapons permit or a gun to trade in - limit abortion to hazard to the mother's life, damaged fetuses, rape, and incest - keep affirmative action but include top 10% of graduating classes - continue funding for stem cell research - support legalization of marijuana but leave it up to states - support legalization of gambling but leave it up to states - support legalization of gay marriage but leave it up to states - oppose death penalty but leave it up to states - funding for immigrants who are insufficient in English - English as national language, but allow states to have ballots in other languages. - illegal immigrants on medicaid is ok |