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Title: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Frodo on May 07, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
I love Louisiana...

Porn star may take on family-values La. senator (http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0509/620507.html)

posted 05/07/09 10:38 am

BATON ROUGE, La. - Stormy Daniels strode onstage at a downtown Baton Rouge restaurant in a tight black blouse with a plunging neckline and a knee-length skirt in the popular purple of Louisiana State University. She introduced herself with a warning. "For those of you who don't know who I am," she told the lunch crowd at The Roux House, "I'd suggest that you don't Google that until you get home from work."

She's a Louisiana-born porn star who says she is considering a 2010 run for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Republican David Vitter, whose family-values reputation was marred in 2007 when his name was linked to a Washington prostitution ring.

Daniels, 30, insists she's serious. She's spending her own money on a "listening tour" to hear what people have to say as she considers a possible run, and said she isn't just starting a publicity stunt to promote her work or embarrass Vitter. However, she said she hasn't lived in Louisiana for seven years - she currently resides in Florida - and would need to re-establish residency to run.

She sprinkled her presentation Tuesday with the occasional joke ("If you get any closer you're going to have to start tipping me," she told a crowd of reporters and photographers) but she kept the topics serious.

Daniels backs some issues common to many candidates, including bringing troops home sooner from Iraq and replacing the federal income tax with a national sales tax. Others are closer to her professional background, including pushing to remove child pornography from the Internet and keeping minors from viewing adult material.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: ?????????? on May 07, 2009, 10:13:19 AM
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Hmm....


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Ronnie on May 07, 2009, 10:20:40 AM
How is she going to promote the Republican agenda?  Give Reid an erection?


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on May 07, 2009, 12:09:25 PM
Yucky fake boobs.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Landslide Lyndon on May 07, 2009, 12:33:13 PM
How is she going to promote the Republican agenda?  Give Reid an erection?

Ughh... Too much information.



Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: minionofmidas on May 07, 2009, 01:12:14 PM


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on May 07, 2009, 05:16:30 PM

Hell yeah.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Lunar on May 07, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
She should make a porno like Nailin' Paylin (the transcript in my sig) but with her pretending to be a prostitute with a Vitter look-a-like, with emphasis on the fact that Vitter has a diaper fetish.  Have him preach his family values before, after, and during too.  Close with his wife crying.  End Scene.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on May 07, 2009, 08:32:15 PM
Diaper sex with a prostitute = family-values? Hmmm.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: TeePee4Prez on May 07, 2009, 09:09:45 PM
And an un"FAIR" tax advocate to boot.  UGH!


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Lief 🗽 on May 07, 2009, 09:32:20 PM
Porn stars were hotter in the 70s.

Nonetheless, endorsed.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Fmr. Pres. Duke on May 07, 2009, 10:00:05 PM
Nice! Is she running as a Republican? I've seen plenty of her movies/scenes.


Title: Re: LA Senate: Porn Star to Challenge Sen. David Vitter (R)
Post by: Eraserhead on May 08, 2009, 03:01:54 PM

Boobs are boobs.