September 25th, 2017
(Bane Capital Declares his Candidacy)Capital
: "Bankers, citizens of New York, esteemed hostages. You have been crammed into this auditorium against your will today in order to make a show of force to our enemy, this Bill De Blasio. This man sold your city down the river and forced me to come out of retirement to save this great city from its own demons. I may have ties to a nuclear plot to destroy New York, but even I'm not cold enough to sell your innocent kid's future away."
*crying; wailing; cries for mercy*Heckler
: "Please! Just let me go!"Capital
: "Exactly! Let us go from your reign of terror, Bill! Tonight, I make a bold commitment to the people of New York: I will wipe away the previous administration. And in its place a new society will arise. One where there shall be a new and improved reign of terror. One that will be unmatched in its brutality and cruelty. I shall remake New York in my image! Thank you! Now, I'm going to go and get some of that pity sex from a girl I saved from certain death years ago! Hopefully I can last more than a few seconds this time."
I read this in Bane's voice lol