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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: Today at 10:22:46 am
Bacon, eggs and pancakes is a breakfast at IHOP actually. I ordered it when I went there completely hammered a few weekends ago. It's called the pancake combo. It also comes with hash browns!

I like the banana nut wheat pancakes with my meal, although I tend to go for sausage over bacon.
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 10:18:28 pm
When he asked her to cook, she looked at him horrified and sent Papa Bushie out for pizza!

I've never had Little Caesars, but I need to try it soon. I love a good hot pretzel.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 08:47:51 pm
Too bad, I was hoping you'd be able to cook pasta, but oh well. Maybe next time or later this weekend!
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 08:42:20 pm
Did you get that pretzel crust hot and ready pizza they have??
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 08:35:07 pm
Bushie's life is just surreal. I have no idea how he got to be so helpless. Basic things everyone does are just not part of his life.

I wonder how his spaghetti cooking went tonight? Was he able to make it without assistance?
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 07:50:50 pm
Pop tarts, I love it!
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 18, 2014, 04:24:04 pm
What did you have for lunch?!
8  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Capital Freedom Act (Debating) on: September 18, 2014, 03:27:55 pm
I love it when people are surprised are don't understand/know that TNF is a communist. It's one of my favorite things about the senate.
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 18, 2014, 12:52:58 am
If a girl tells you she fantasizes about you constantly, and you aren't sure you want to date her, what should you do?

Duke, you always seem to have this problem, but I am skeptical we are the people you should be asking...

Maybe not. I just don't know where to go from here.
10  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Regional Governments / Re: IDS 2: The Necessary Judiciary Changes Amendment (Debating) on: September 18, 2014, 12:52:05 am
I like this. I'm always happy to give the legislature more power. Perhaps it will make people pay better attention to our elections!
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
93% learn is as high as I've ever seen. I assume he means Ragu from a jar?
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 17, 2014, 10:25:22 pm
her.

Yes, I've done her many times, I am a greek after all, it's what we do, but I'm not sure I want anything serious, and I worry if I keep doing her, she'll want that, and I'm just a mess right now, I drink too much, my sleep schedule is sporadic, I'm a lowly law clerk and I don't know if I passed the bar yet. I just don't know if I'm in the position to start something with a new girl, and she's the needy type.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 17, 2014, 10:18:23 pm
If a girl tells you she fantasizes about you constantly, and you aren't sure you want to date her, what should you do?
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 10:17:28 pm
How about you guys be adventurous and have spaghetti made with whole wheat pasta and put some sliced eggplant and mushrooms on top?

SHUT UP no way that'll happen you silly boy!

I wonder what Bushie's family has on their pasta? Marinara sauce? Meat sauce? Alfredo? Primavera? A la vodka? Bolognese? Or are they the dreaded types that like chili over pasta?
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 10:12:06 pm
Okay, I'll say it: Spaghetti, laden with quickly digested carbs, and in the quantity you no doubt eat as part of a meal, is a particularly unhealthy choice. Your body (especially your body)will readily convert it into body fat.

Source: Myself, as a morbidly obese youth who ate copious amounts of spaghetti

Yes, we all wanted to say it, but I just didn't have the heart to say it. I am a softy sometimes.

Look, his entire culture is unhealthy, his parents, his friends, his social circle, his church. He isn't going to change. Eating healthy is just elitist to these good people and they won't be bothered with eating green food or things that are not red meat, potatoes, beans, cheese, pasta, rice or anything else.
16  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Barnes for Governor - A New Dawn on: September 17, 2014, 09:42:07 pm
We go way back, dear Barnes, dare I say back to the old JCP/RPP days, where men were men and the Update was still in its infancy.

Because of that, I am offering you my endorsement and my support if I was in the Northeast, which I am not, because I love my bourbon on the rocks and my tea sweetened. And yes, I love Bojangles cajun filet biscuits.

So good luck, run an active campaign and be a good governor. I know you can do it. Make us all proud!
17  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Sawx for Governor - Our Northeast on: September 17, 2014, 09:05:11 pm
Welcome to The Party, Sawx!
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 08:46:20 pm
You know, I'm not going to attack you, dear Bushie, because I know what kind of strings are tied to you. You live in a world where you are taught certain things and it becomes part of you, and changing your life is difficult, especially when you're still doing home every weekend to stay with your mom and dad. I don't expect you to change, and I'm not harping on you to change. Keep eating those burgers, that spaghetti, and enjoy your life, because one day, we will all be dead!
19  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Capital Freedom Act (Debating) on: September 17, 2014, 08:35:11 pm
I just want to say that the Senate is wonderful these days. I wish I had the privilege of being this nation's glorious leader and working with this particular Senate. I can't wait to see what the next few months hold!
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 08:19:26 pm
I wanted to cook and was allowed to cook family meals from the time I was 10...

I just don't understand how anyone at his age is sooo helpless and doesn't actually try to do anything about it?

Culture. Like I said, I bet no man cooks in his social circle because that's the woman's job. Men only grill. Notice how Papa Bushie is allowed to grill but no man is allowed in the kitchen? If Bushie asked him mom or grandma to teach him how to cook, they'd probably laugh at him.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 07:32:30 pm
I just made greek style canned green beans with some tomatoes and onions for dinner. They were great! If only Bushie knew the boys of cooking and being a real man.
22  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Office of Governor Varavour - More About the Earthquake, and More on: September 17, 2014, 04:44:45 pm
How are the vineyards doing these days? I hope the Senate is serious about saving wineries everywhere. It's the most important thing for the Pacific!
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 04:43:51 pm
Ramen isn't even particularly cheap.

Neither are the megachains he goes to all the time. I'm not sure why people eat at those places, because they tend to be just as expensive as non-chains and their food is far worse. See: Red Lobster,  Applebees, south of the border, etc...
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 04:29:43 pm
It's one thing not to cook. He can't assemble meals. I know people who don't cook but still have the sense to buy frozen Stouffers entree, a bag of frozen peas, and Uncle Ben's instant rice and you know... have a full dinner on a plate.

Bushie, from what he's told us, eats stew out of a can cold because the can isn't microwaveable.

He eats stew out of a can without heating it?? I know when he ate "vegetables" in Utah, he ate them straight from a can and complained about how it tasted. I had no idea he didn't even use a microwave if it didn't come in a microwavable container.
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 17, 2014, 04:17:11 pm
He has to spend tons of money on food if he never ever cooked a thing for himself. It's amazing how helpless he is at his age. Cooking isn't that hard either.
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