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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: Today at 04:15:01 pm
     SomebodyWhoExists     $1715





SomebodyWhoExists advances to Just Napping





     AndrewCT     $1400




AndrewCT advances to Cracker Barrel





     Oakvale     $1080

          




Oakvale advances to Health Care

Would you like to purchase this property for $150 of your parents' money?








CLICK FOR LARGER VERSION

2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Happy Thanksgiving! (2014 Edition) on: Today at 02:04:35 pm
"Indiduous"
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Happy Thanksgiving! (2014 Edition) on: Today at 05:55:05 am
4  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: Why did Paul Davis lose? on: Today at 04:41:09 am
What bothers me more is that the polls were consistently so off.  Davis led all eight polls issued after October 12th.  Similar story for Orman.

Lesson learned: do not trust Kansas polling, because no matter what, the Republican wins anyway.
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: Today at 02:56:11 am
     King     $1425

     




King advances to Call Center #3, and generously contributes $20 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.





     Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1475




Pink Team advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:





Pink Team collects $350!





     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Walmart, and generously contributes $10 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay their rent.





     Bore     $2250




Bore advances to Russ Powers' Office

Would you like to purchase this property for $280 of your parents' money?




6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: Today at 02:45:25 am
Yes, Joe's done a great job considering he didn't quit his job to Focus on Updateopoly.

Actually I did decide to voluntarily terminate my employment in order to devote my attention 100% to Update-opoly.  This is the path that God has laid out for me, so the moment that I heard His words in my ears, I thrusted ahead and told my boss I was leaving that day and would not return.

I understand that at first there is little to no income from running Update-opoly, but in time my God will deliver on His promise and furnish my desires for financial stability.
7  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Chuck Schumer: Focus on Obamacare was wrong. on: Today at 02:39:40 am

Yeah, the guy was totally inept as DSCC chairman from 2005-2009.

oh wait
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 26, 2014, 06:19:13 pm
The weekend is underway!!  He just came to us 5 minutes ago and said "Happy Thanksgiving, get out of here, see you on Monday!"

Jesus stopped by to wish you a happy Thanksgiving?

Bushie's supervisor is Hispanic?
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: November 26, 2014, 05:33:11 pm
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1500

          




Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:




Would you like to purchase this property for $240 of your parents' money?




10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: I am leaving this forum. on: November 26, 2014, 03:38:23 am
StatesRights got away with this for years, but at least we as a community aren't going to tolerate it in newbies.  That's something, I guess.
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: November 26, 2014, 01:48:19 am
     AndrewCT     $1450




AndrewCT advances to Hobo Orgy Garage




AndrewCT advances to Call Center #1





     Oakvale     $1350

     




Oakvale advances to Call Center #2

Would you like to purchase this property for $220 of your parents' money?









12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of these guys I just saw on: November 25, 2014, 11:36:42 pm
They hi-fived each other?
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 25, 2014, 01:20:04 am
    King     $1325

   




King advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:



Currently debt free, King owes nothing!  How blessedly fortunate!






King advances to Free Gas, collecting $100!





    Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $1525




Pink Team remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?





    JerryArkansas     $1550




JerryArkansas advances to Scam, paying $200 of his parents' money for a bold new investment opportunity, and collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing GO





    Bore     $2100




Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting $200!





    SomebodyWhoExists     $1625




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Train Room, collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing GO

Would you like to purchase this property for $60 of your parents' money?




14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 25, 2014, 12:53:30 am
Dallas Fan

can I Be on
your Team?

Oooohhhh, that reminds me!  Dallasfan65 has accepted MattVT as a team mate!

I guess there's no limit to the number of people on a team, but let's not get all clown car either.
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 25, 2014, 12:03:58 am
    Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1640

     




Red Team advances to Walmart

Would you like to purchase this property for $140 of your parents' money?




16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 24, 2014, 11:43:45 pm
This is getting boring. Bushoklahoma needs a new girl. Do you use Tinder, Bushie?

The next great update storyline.  Download it now Bushie,  its FREE

I'm sure there's an app out there with identical functionality but about 5% the membership, that costs $3.99.  That's the one for Bushie!
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: November 24, 2014, 03:27:13 pm
This thread is about what's next though.

The Obamas and Joe Biden visit the state in a highly publicized campaign event for Landrieu. Barack proudly declares Mary Landrieu to be a vital ally, reminding the audience that Obamacare wouldn't have passed without her vote, and Michelle accidentally calls her "Molly Langrove". Biden makes an offensive gaffe about Cajuns.
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of dead0man on: November 24, 2014, 04:08:02 am
Yes, I probably should have ignored the dumb dead kid thread like the people wringing their hands in that thread do about the other 99.999999% of dead 12 year olds, most of which I might add died under much more tragic conditions.

I guess that's as close to an apology as we're likely to see.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of dead0man on: November 24, 2014, 12:01:16 am
Haha, a 12 year old was shot to death!  LOL
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 08:02:27 pm
Should I have advanced to Utah Call Centre Joe?

You rolled a 10.  Ten spaces from Go is the Just Napping space.

I will accredit your error to a 6.1 headache.  Please do not eat any more chocolate.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 06:47:57 pm
     Dallasfan65     $1525




Dallasfan65 advances to Braum's




Dallasfan65 advances to Christmas




For rolling three consecutive doubles, Dallasfan65 goes directly to Bed





     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:








     Bore     $2100




Bore advances to Just Napping





     SomebodyWhoExists     $1625




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Christmas





     AndrewCT     $1500




AndrewCT remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?






     Oakvale     $1500





Oakvale advances to O.N.G.

Would you like to purchase this property for $150 of your parents' money?









22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oxford School of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: November 23, 2014, 05:26:10 pm

How lovely.
23  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Opinion of Jim Webb's 2016 website. on: November 23, 2014, 05:08:16 pm
Oh, he published a book earlier this year.  Now this all makes sense.
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 05:00:28 pm
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1640





Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:







     King     $1525





King advances to On The Border

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?




25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 04:03:05 pm
     Dallasfan65     $1500




Dallasfan65 advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:







     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Russ Powers' Office





     Bore     $1500




Bore advances to Trust Jesus, collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing Go, and draws a card:







     SomebodyWhoExists     $1625




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer





     AndrewCT     $1500




AndrewCT advances to Go To Sleep, sleepily moving directly to Bed





     Oakvale     $1400




Oakvale advances to Russ Powers' Office




Oakvale advances to Christmas




Oakvale advances to Men's Only Church Dinner,
collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing Go

Would you like to purchase this property for $100 of your parents' money?









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