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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of dead0man on: Today at 04:08:02 am
Yes, I probably should have ignored the dumb dead kid thread like the people wringing their hands in that thread do about the other 99.999999% of dead 12 year olds, most of which I might add died under much more tragic conditions.

I guess that's as close to an apology as we're likely to see.
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of dead0man on: Today at 12:01:16 am
Haha, a 12 year old was shot to death!  LOL
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 08:02:27 pm
Should I have advanced to Utah Call Centre Joe?

You rolled a 10.  Ten spaces from Go is the Just Napping space.

I will accredit your error to a 6.1 headache.  Please do not eat any more chocolate.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 06:47:57 pm
     Dallasfan65     $1525




Dallasfan65 advances to Braum's




Dallasfan65 advances to Christmas




For rolling three consecutive doubles, Dallasfan65 goes directly to Bed





     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:








     Bore     $2100




Bore advances to Just Napping





     SomebodyWhoExists     $1625




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Christmas





     AndrewCT     $1500




AndrewCT remains In Bed

Would you like to pay $50 to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?






     Oakvale     $1500





Oakvale advances to O.N.G.

Would you like to purchase this property for $150 of your parents' money?









5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oxford School of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: November 23, 2014, 05:26:10 pm

How lovely.
6  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Opinion of Jim Webb's 2016 website. on: November 23, 2014, 05:08:16 pm
Oh, he published a book earlier this year.  Now this all makes sense.
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 05:00:28 pm
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1640





Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:







     King     $1525





King advances to On The Border

Would you like to purchase this property for $200 of your parents' money?




8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 04:03:05 pm
     Dallasfan65     $1500




Dallasfan65 advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:







     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Russ Powers' Office





     Bore     $1500




Bore advances to Trust Jesus, collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing Go, and draws a card:







     SomebodyWhoExists     $1625




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Ma & Pa's Trailer





     AndrewCT     $1500




AndrewCT advances to Go To Sleep, sleepily moving directly to Bed





     Oakvale     $1400




Oakvale advances to Russ Powers' Office




Oakvale advances to Christmas




Oakvale advances to Men's Only Church Dinner,
collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing Go

Would you like to purchase this property for $100 of your parents' money?









9  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: RIP Mayor Marion Barry on: November 23, 2014, 03:15:35 am
In death, perhaps just as in life, may the bitch eternally set him up.  It's what he would have wanted.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 02:26:36 am
     King     $1425




King advances to 4am Bible Study,
collecting $200 of his parents' money for passing Go

Would you like to purchase this property for $100 of your parents' money?




11  Forum Community / Election and History Games / MOVED: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 01:53:19 am
This topic has been moved to Forum Community.

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=202777.0
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Nat Geo labels Oklahoma City as a must-see place in the United States on: November 23, 2014, 01:52:20 am
Also, here's a handy list of Top 10 Must See Elevators that Nat Geo desperately thinks you need to see.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Nat Geo labels Oklahoma City as a must-see place in the United States on: November 23, 2014, 01:51:00 am
Cool!  You know where else Nat Geo labels as a must-see place in the United States?  The town of Bodie, California.  It's been abandoned since the 1880's, but I'm sure it's just as culturally impactful as Oklahoma City.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Will Bushie injure himself bowling tonight? on: November 23, 2014, 01:43:20 am
I thought I would post my bowling update here.  Pathetic.  Absolutely pitiful.  I have not bowled this bad in years.  Granted, it has been 15 months since I last bowled, but still, my word.  We bowled 3 games.  My scores were 9, 61, and 70.  My running average throughout my bowling life has been around 115 to 120.  The first game, I kept swinging my ball way off to the right into the gutter.  The second game was slightly better, I started knocking down SOME pins, but only got one spare in the 10th inning.  The third game, I was starting to get into a rhythm, but still only managed one strike and no spares.  My left thigh muscle started to get a little sore in the third game, but it's since gone back to normal.

Next time:

   
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 23, 2014, 01:26:50 am
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1500




Red Team advances to Blondie's Kennel (Grave),
collecting $200 of their parents' money for passing Go

Would you like to purchase this property for $60 of your parents' money?




16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY: Game I on: November 22, 2014, 09:04:20 pm
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1500




Red Team advances to Grandma's House





     King     $1500




King advances to New Fiancée, paying $75 to Free Gas
(Congratulations!*)


* Phil





     Dallasfan65     $1500




Dallasfan65 advances to Call Center #3





     JerryArkansas     $1500




JerryArkansas advances to Call Center #3





     Bore     $1500




Bore advances to Christmas





     SomebodyWhoExists     $1500




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Free Gas and collects $125!




SomebodyWhoExists advances to Health Care





     AndrewCT     $1500




AndrewCT advances to Cracker Barrel





     Oakvale     $1450




Oakvale advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:



Oakvale pays $50 to Free Gas





17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 22, 2014, 08:05:53 pm


Bushie you're missing like 3/4 of the plate!

But see, that nonsense would never fly in Real America.  ¼ of the plate reserved for f*gg*ts?  Not in Oklahoma, pal!
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: November 22, 2014, 06:19:46 pm
Nah, Bushie does get his beef in.


19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 22, 2014, 03:57:42 pm
Dare I ask what particular brand of fiber-less, nutrition-less lumps of sugar you call 'cereal'?
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 22, 2014, 03:29:06 pm
What the hell is 'Skip Bo'?  Its name implies healthy exercise, but such a thought is silliness.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 22, 2014, 12:23:27 pm

LOL!  The Okies think because they literally only eat the slop we associate with them that the rest of the country must be the same.  People from the Delaware Valley only eat cheesesteaks, Chicagoland only eats deep dish, etc.

Phil, you should hit up a nice Japanese joint in Center City, take a food selfie, and post it to that thread.  You don't have to stand for lard asses from the plains states taking jabs at you when it comes to food.  Northeasterners eat far better than Heartlanders (the area being named, of course, for the enlarged heart that's so common around those parts) and that's not debatable.

Wait...the best part? That comment came from the genius that said real pizza is "horrible" but the garbage he shovels in his mouth - you know, pineapple pizza with chocolate syrup on top - is good.

I literally just tasted vomit in the back of my throat when reading that.

Yes, BRTD.  Literally.
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Will Bushie injure himself bowling tonight? on: November 22, 2014, 12:21:20 pm
Not if he carbo-loads before hand by eating a dee-licious bowl of Bowling alley spaghetti!

Eat your cheesesteak, Phil.
23  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Is "the American people" a dog whistle term to refer to white conservatives? on: November 22, 2014, 12:20:17 pm
Eeh, maybe.  I think it's more of just a vapid marketing expression, like 'the middle class', or their boogeyman opposite, 'the 1%'.
24  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Flash on: November 22, 2014, 11:33:49 am
What the [Inks] are you talking about?
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Will Bushie injure himself bowling tonight? on: November 22, 2014, 11:27:27 am
Bowling is in fact the only 'sport' that a man of his... stature can not only compete in, but actually excel.
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