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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 22, 2014, 10:49:32 pm
http://www.theonion.com/video/man-doesnt-know-how-parents-ever-going-to-pay-off,34657/
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 22, 2014, 01:58:45 pm
Me too! I love how the Bushie family always meet to talk strategy face to face. God forbid they speak on the phone.

Maybe this one will be an intervention!  Cheesy
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 22, 2014, 01:16:22 pm
What's funny is everyone here thinks I'm being lazy and not actively looking for a job and napping all day or watching 15 hours of TV everyday.

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

That was obviously a typo.  I meant to say "should not need a nap".

I did take a nap yesterday.



Everybody (except Gustaf) wants me to succeed

Add me to that, please.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The t_host1 Institute of Comedy on: October 22, 2014, 01:15:04 pm
What's funny is everyone here thinks I'm being lazy and not actively looking for a job and napping all day or watching 15 hours of TV everyday.

I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.

That was obviously a typo.  I meant to say "should not need a nap".

I did take a nap yesterday.
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 21, 2014, 05:11:51 pm
6  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Our President continues to be the best on: October 21, 2014, 02:34:31 pm
Our capitalist media reports on fluffy human interest stories rather than the destruction caused by rapacious predatory capitalism. Typical.

It's like they don't even understand dialectical materialism.
7  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Do you automatically think less of anyone who shares a Buzzfeed link? on: October 21, 2014, 02:31:59 pm
14 Things Everybody Does When Somebody Shares A Buzzfeed Article
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 21, 2014, 02:27:20 pm
Did you take a nap today yesterday?
9  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / International Elections / Re: UK General Election 2015 on: October 21, 2014, 12:14:37 am
All this time I thought UKIP was born out of the Referendum Party.  I didn't know it was more of a JPF/PFJ rivalry instead.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 20, 2014, 09:11:48 pm
Did you take a nap today?
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The t_host1 Institute of Comedy on: October 20, 2014, 09:14:51 am
I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 19, 2014, 07:37:32 pm
Right now I am literally* back in paradise as well.  I'll be going back home tonight though, and then back in paradise again tomorrow.


* Yes, BRTD.  Literally.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Do you think Christ's death was much like Sneakers O'Toole and opebo's banning? on: October 19, 2014, 03:51:32 am
Another BRTD parody thread.

Thank goodness we have you around to help explain these things.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 19, 2014, 01:07:43 am
If Jeff ever gets his act together, he needs to send Bushie père and Bushie mère on a couple's getaway to someplace exotic (perhaps Branson). Some alone time is the least he can give them.

Absolutely!  That's a great idea, and I'm sure Bushie would be more than happy to drive them there and back too.  And perhaps personally make sure they enjoy their romantic meal together.  Maybe he'll even pretend to offer to pay for it!
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Am I really such a bad person? on: October 19, 2014, 01:02:09 am
After this truly scintillating poll series (eleven chapters and counting!), I'm going to say yes.

And I'm not even done yet. One further poll left. Tongue

It's kind of an achievement to have created multiple polls on the main Forum Community board that garnered literally only 3 or 4 votes total.  Even BRTD averages better than that.  Kudos, I guess, but also for god's sake take a hint.
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Am I really such a bad person? on: October 18, 2014, 11:34:52 pm
After this truly scintillating poll series (eleven chapters and counting!), I'm going to say yes.

I wouldn't necessarily say you're worse than Hitler or anything, but you're certainly in the Goebbels/Goering ballpark.
17  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: "Hey, I wonder what the polls looked like at this point in 2010?" on: October 18, 2014, 10:53:13 pm
I also recall how Rasmussen showed Christine O'Donnell leading at one point, even though that was completely absurd.

Link?  The last Rassy poll (in the Atlas database) that showed a GOP lead in DE, on 9/2/10, was still Coons vs. Castle.
18  Forum Community / Forum Community Election Match-ups / NewYorkExpress vs. Rochambeau vs. Siri on: October 18, 2014, 04:42:24 pm
Which omnipresent robot do you vote for?  Discuss with maps.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 18, 2014, 04:38:48 pm
I wonder how that "Indian Taco" was.

It was a "Navajo Taco (Indian Taco)".  Good thing he specified that; we'd have no idea what a 'Navajo' anything is otherwise.
20  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Arizona gay marriage ban struck down on: October 18, 2014, 03:36:49 am
Sorry BK but I think we'll see a few states like MA and CA legalize it a second time (just to be sure) before GA or MS
21  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Lockheed says it's close to nuclear fusion on: October 17, 2014, 10:43:47 pm
*pfft*  What would muon2 know about physics?  Nothing, that's what.




* see also: "What would muon2 know about Illinois state legislative politics?  Nothing, that's what."
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Did you like going through a car wash as a kid? on: October 17, 2014, 10:38:46 pm
Why are we referring to this in the past tense, or with the phrase, "as a kid"?
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 17, 2014, 06:05:19 pm
Change of plans.  We're going to have more Mexican tonight.  We can have Chili's any night in Oklahoma.  Even better, we're going to WALK over there!

Bullsh[Inks].  Pics or it didn't happen.
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oxford School of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: October 17, 2014, 02:38:14 am
Obvious troll is obvious:

Anyway, I just voted in the SU and NUS elections. The SU elections were basically a joke; I didn't know any of the candidates and their 'manifestos' were generic to the point of being blank paper. So, basically, I just preferenced the guys on the list with British sounding names, attempting to discern who had the 'poshest' name, and then voting accordingly.
25  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Houston demands local pastors turn over sermons. on: October 16, 2014, 07:39:06 pm
Sigh, some real fodder for once for these preachers to feed into the Christian persecution complex, and keep those 'donations' rolling in.
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