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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What would happen if Bushie was Prime Minister of Greece? on: Today at 02:31:34 am
Paralyzed with fear over the local cuisine, he quickly develops malnutrition.  But hey, weight loss is weight loss.
2  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Petition for leniency on Hamilton/"Napoleon" on: January 30, 2015, 01:15:56 am
I mean, at this point the whole sock policy just seems like a make-work project so that the moderators/administrators have something to do. It's pretty bizarre how up in arms the Regime gets about socking. Lifetime bans and all that just for making a second account.

That's never actually happened though.  We've doled out temporary bans to people who made second accounts a bunch of times, but only permabanned second accounts of people who were already permabanned in the first place.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: January 29, 2015, 12:35:35 pm
It's time to go on another hiatus.

See you on Thursday.

Good Thursday Morning.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Can an Oldtimer Explain Why Hamilton Was So Bad? on: January 29, 2015, 10:05:17 am
^ No, we've always had moderators, and Dave was barely involved in the Hamilton story up until he banned him on our recommendation.
5  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: The Official Obama 2.0 Approval Ratings Thread on: January 28, 2015, 04:00:56 am
And you don't have to be an Obama supporter to have a non-negative outlook of his speech. I'd place myself in the somewhat positive category.

But what about BENGHAZI??!!
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: January 28, 2015, 03:28:24 am
Red Team has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  They advance to Heaven, receive perfect new bodies, and take their place beside their Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.





Oakvale has won UPDATE-OPOLY!!

To celebrate this success, his parents finally decide to call in his debts and financially cut him off, leaving him over $15,000 in debt.  After two months of financial independence, he becomes homeless and addicted to prescription painkillers to help cope with the loss of his lower leg to diabetes.

Now 345 pounds and living in a dumpster behind a Braum's he once frequented, scaring the local children from church that he used to love on only a few short weeks ago, he finally succumbs to a stroke one unseasonably warm night.  As his refillable Big Gulp cup of "Diet" Dr. Pepper (which he feebly tries to fill with coins by day) slips from his grasp and spills onto the ground, Oakvale collapses into the puddle of pop he has created.  With his consciousness fading, he looks to the sky, ready for his Lord Jesus to arrive in His chariot, scoop him into His warm embrace and ferry him to the Eternal Paradise he has been guaranteed.  Alas, no such help is on the way this night.

Good night, sweet Oakvale.

RIP
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Make up a conspiracy theory about the previous poster on: January 28, 2015, 01:55:38 am
He's being paid by Big Oil & Gas to post here about climate change.
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of seatown on: January 28, 2015, 01:00:47 am
Who?

FF
9  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: KY-GOV: Drew Curtis, creator of FARK.com, running as indy on: January 28, 2015, 12:56:07 am
I guess I found this quite a bit more interesting than it actually is.  I've used FARK as one of my primary sources of news for well over ten years.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 28, 2015, 12:39:12 am
It's time to go on another hiatus.

See you on Thursday.
11  Forum Community / Forum Community Election Match-ups / Re: Bushie vs. Peter Griffin on: January 28, 2015, 12:29:32 am
The other is a cartoon character.

I still can't tell which is which.
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 28, 2015, 12:25:13 am
Memphis, what's wrong with extending the lease in Tulsa?  I live in Tulsa.  Where else would I live in Tulsa?  It's not unbelievable.  It's smart.

You live wherever you work, typically.  Where exactly is that again?
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 28, 2015, 12:23:58 am
I went to get Braum's for supper, but the burger tasted terrible to me, so I had to throw out half the burger.  I still consumed all the fries and coke, but I threw half the burger in the trash.




I'm just so thankful that everytime mine is checked, which is every six months, my blood sugar and A1C levels are always perfectly normal.  I am not taking any medication for diabetes, either.  I am really, really fortunate.  I need to do everything I can to keep it that way, and I have not been doing well, but I'll get there.  It may be a slow, painful process, but I'll get there.
I just will not completely give up my Diet Dr Pepper for 3 or 5 days a week.  I will reduce it, but not give it up entirely.

14  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: The "Who is running?" tea leaves thread (Part 2) on: January 28, 2015, 12:12:45 am
Jindal is having doubts
15  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: A spooky coincidence on: January 27, 2015, 11:52:22 pm
Why isn't Napoleon banned?

Because only Nym can ban him, and he hasn't logged on since this was uncovered.  He's on mod review for the moment.

Wait, we put Nym on mod review?
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oldiesfreak Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V on: January 27, 2015, 11:34:59 pm
and as all of America can agree, Oklahomans are not morons.
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Do you post on threads before reading through the thread? on: January 27, 2015, 11:34:19 pm
Of course!  Jesus, I'm not Oldiesfreak.
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What real world politician is the most Atlasia-like? on: January 26, 2015, 10:59:59 pm
Sarah Palin would have a lot in common with the socially stunted, barely coherent trolls we have around here.
19  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Let's talk about Polls_PuffPass on: January 26, 2015, 10:36:05 pm
When was the last time we had an actually new poster, i.e. one that didn't turn out to be a sock?  2011?
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: January 26, 2015, 08:56:04 pm
It's a bit bigoted of them to hold such prejudice against fats, but as a wise Reverend once said, "bigotry is not necessarily a bad thing."
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Should I change my avatar? on: January 26, 2015, 08:04:01 pm
J-Mann, you're hardly breaking any news to us that Oklahoma is full of stupids.
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Should I change my avatar? on: January 26, 2015, 06:06:47 pm
Is there some sort of KS/MO rivalry I was unaware of? A holdover from the John Brown days?

Basically, people who live in KC hate Kansas because everybody thinks KC is in Kansas and they're tired of correcting them, and people who live in Kansas hate KC because it isn't in Kansas despite the name.

I'm sure J-Mann will back up all of the facts I have presented here.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 26, 2015, 06:04:21 pm
So, I basically just got lied to.  I called this recruiter at 1130 and she told me to fill out an application online and then come in after lunch and speak with a recruiter.  I filled out the application, but when I got to the office I was told they don't see walk-ins and that someone would get back to me.  On top of that, no one remembered talking to me over the phone even though only 2 hours had elapsed, so they made me look like a liar.

This would never have happened if we didn't have Hussein Obongo as "president".
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Which congressional or other electoral districts have you been to in 2015? on: January 26, 2015, 06:00:30 pm
NV-1

Update:

CA-8
CA-23

CA-24
CA-25
CA-26
CA-27
CA-31
CA-32
CA-33
CA-34
CA-37
CA-38
CA-40


NV-1 - Home
NV-3
NV-4


It's been a busy eleven days.  Smiley

Back to Los Angeles:

CA-28
CA-30
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Freepcrusher Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V on: January 26, 2015, 02:17:13 pm
A few of my favorites are:

1. Destroying the best healthcare system in the world and lying about it ("If you like your plan, you can keep it")
2. Requiring federal funding of abortions, both in the US and abroad
3. Stifling the recovery by raising taxes on small business
4. Showing utter contempt for Israel
5. Emboldening America's enemies
6. Supporting rioters and rolling back race relations by 50 years
7. Wasting billions of "stimulus" dollars on unnecessary porkbarrel projects
8. Blaming George Bush for everything that goes wrong
9. Taking credit for Bush's accomplishments (Bailouts, capture/killing of Bin Laden, etc.)

#goldenoldies
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