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1  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Species in interstellar SF colonies on: Today at 12:56:13 am
ok
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: Today at 12:55:31 am
That would just be me forgetting to change the dice images.  They definitely rolled a 6 and a 5, which I remember because Bore then rolled the same number the other way around.
3  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Opinion of Gina Raimondo on: December 21, 2014, 11:59:25 pm
Definitely a FF. I liked Fung too. I like how centrist everyone in Rhode Island is, but she is particularly good.

Eh, I'm not sure I'd say that, but it is interesting how a state so dominated by the Democratic Party still finds ways to make things interesting. It's sort of like Kansas but backwards.

Kansas is a state so interesting but still finds ways to be dominated by the Democratic Party?

"but backwards."

And in more ways than one!
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What's the most "Bushie-esque" thing you've ever done? on: December 21, 2014, 11:46:29 pm
and in order to tell easily where a sentence ended, people would put two spaces after the period

I've always done that.
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 11:01:30 pm
    Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1696

   

       





Red Team advances to Call Center #1 and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.





    Bore     $5173

   





Bore advances to Tulsa Apartment and very generously contributes $1275 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.





    Oakvale     $4150

       

           





Oakvale advances to Health Care, and gets a free check-up.




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6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: 2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread on: December 21, 2014, 06:38:30 pm
Andrew I still don't get why you go full Scot at your brother's and your sister's weddings, but not your own.
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: December 21, 2014, 05:55:55 pm
I am a terrible, terrible person.

Allow me to give you some background.  'Opportunity Village' is a charitable organization based here in Vegas that for several decades has worked with people with learning difficulties to help get them meaningful work and a path to self-dependence.

The free newspaper that came in the mail yesterday featured an article about one of their clients on the front page.  I read the first paragraph and busted out laughing.





Again, I am a terrible person.
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 04:51:18 pm
     Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $728

   





Pink Team advances to Maisha Orphanage.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1000 adoption fees, they instead pay their remaining $728 to Bacon King and HockeyDude, along with their properties!


Pink Team has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  They advance to Heaven, receive perfect new bodies, and take their place beside their Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.





     Bore     $4213

   





Bore advances to Free Gas, collecting $960!!





     SomebodyWhoExists     $778

   





SomebodyWhoExists advances to Grandma's House.  Unable to contribute the necessary $1100 credit card payments, he instead pays his remaining $778 to Oakvale, along with his properties!


SomebodyWhoExists has been Raptured!  (7-10 years ahead of schedule!!)  He advances to Heaven, receives a perfect new body, and takes his place beside his Lord and Savior for the rest of eternity.





     Oakvale     $3375

       

           





Oakvale advances to Adoption Agency, and very generously contributes $950 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help with their loan payment.




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9  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: "Holiday tree" on: December 21, 2014, 03:56:04 pm
Is it too much to ask people to refer to a Christmas tree as a Christmas tree and Christmas cookies as Christmas cookies and so on and so forth? We're too worried about offending people these days.

Why do you care what people call things?  Call it whatever you want, and let others do the same.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 03:48:09 pm
    Bacon King & HockeyDude     $18

   

       





Red Team remains In Bed

Would you like to use your Wake Up Free card, or pay $50 of your parents' money to wake up before your next turn, or attempt to roll a double next time instead?
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 03:42:00 pm
After this post from ODF, I am hereby reverting the 4th of July to its original name.  As of 1300 on December 21, 2014, that space will be known as New Year's Eve.
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: December 21, 2014, 03:17:17 pm
God damn it I knew I should have trusted my instincts and kept New Year's Eve as the second most valuable property in Update-opoly instead of changing it to the 4th of July.
13  General Politics / Political Geography & Demographics / Re: Why isn't NM growing fast like other SW states ? on: December 21, 2014, 03:30:34 am
Smaller Mormon population=lower population rates of increase.

Also, NM doesn't have a large city like Las Vegas or Phoenix.

Albuquerque (pop = 556,493) not a big city? Its almost as big as Vegas.

That's the city population though. The Albuquerque metro population is around 900,000 while metro Phoenix is 3,000,000 + and metro Denver is 2,500,000 +. 

And Vegas is 2 million.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 03:14:08 am
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $68

   

       





Red Team advances to Go To Sleep and moves sleepily to Bed.





     Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $778

   





Pink Team advances to 4am Bible Study, and decides not to disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.





Pink Team advances to Utah Call Center, and decides again to not disturb the sleeping Bacon King and HockeyDude.





     Bore     $4013

   





Bore advances to Papa's Retirement Fund and draws a card:







     SomebodyWhoExists     $1828

   





SomebodyWhoExists advances to Call Center #1, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.





     Oakvale     $2597

   

           





Oakvale advances to O.N.G. and listens to his radio at his desk at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11.




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15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Is wearing an "End of a Year" bandshirt on New Year's Eve like being "that guy"? on: December 21, 2014, 01:34:40 am
There are shirts that say "end of a year" on them?
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 21, 2014, 01:32:58 am
Actually guys, you should all redirect your prayers towards different sets of numbers, as apparently I forgot to move the red choo choo forward that one space.  I'll fix it when I get home.
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: December 21, 2014, 12:57:53 am
0315 - Wake up
0400 - Watch the official birth of 2015 in Kiritimati, Kiribati.
0515 - Get Ready for Work
0700 - Drive to Work
18  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: When will True Federalist end his political censorship? on: December 21, 2014, 12:05:29 am
Reported for trolling.
19  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: TX-27: Rep. Blake Farenthold sued for Sexual Harrasment, is a Overall Cretin on: December 20, 2014, 09:47:05 pm
you mean to tell me the gentleman pictured below is in fact not a paragon of virtue after all??


20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: December 20, 2014, 09:18:13 pm
Bushie, have you eaten at local eatery Spaghetti Warehouse?
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: UPDATE-OPOLY on: December 20, 2014, 03:56:40 pm
     Bacon King & HockeyDude     $1206

   

       





Red Team advances to Trust Jesus and draws a card:



Red Team pays $100 to Free Gas, advances to Call Center #2, and very generously contributes $1050 to Oakvale to help with his loan payment.





     Dallasfan65 & MattVT     $378

   





Pink Team advances to GO, collecting $400 of their parents' money!





     Bore     $3825

   





Bore passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to 4am Bible Study generously contributing $12 to Bacon King and HockeyDude to help pay his rent.





     SomebodyWhoExists     $1940

   





SomebodyWhoExists advances to O.N.G., and generously contributes $70 to help Oakvale survive unemployment after suddenly resigning without notice.





     Oakvale     $1405

   

           





Oakvale passes GO collecting $200 of his parents' money, and advances to Train Room generously contributing $8 to SomebodyWhoExists to help pay his rent.




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22  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: Which state party is in bigger state of decimation? on: December 20, 2014, 03:11:52 am
Sure, you can move the goalposts again.  It's all irrelevant to what actually happened anyway.
23  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: What happens to the gay rights movement when same-sex marriage is nationwide? on: December 20, 2014, 01:37:49 am
You think SSM is the only thing the the gay rights movement has been fighting for?  How sad.  Especially as a straight man asking this of a gay man.
24  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: Which state party is in bigger state of decimation? on: December 20, 2014, 01:08:00 am
Oregon just needs the right Republican.

Chris Dudley could of been the first republican governor of Oregon since 1982 had it not been for the constitution party(aka the proto-tea party) being on the ballot.

http://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/state.php?fips=41&year=2010&f=0&off=5

694,287 + 20,475 = 714,762

714,762 < 716,525


Also, it's "could have", not "could of".
25  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Obama criticizes Sony for pulling "The Interview" on: December 19, 2014, 10:49:41 pm
Former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney said on Twitter that Sony should not back down and continue to fight.

“Sony Pictures don’t cave, fight: release ‘The Interview’ free online globally. Ask viewers for voluntary $5 contribution to fight Ebola,” Romney tweeted.


Not such a terrible suggestion, tbh.
See? Another reason why Mitt Romney should've been elected in 2012.

Things that happened under Obama:
- Ebola
- NSA
- VA scandal
- Justin Bieber's rise to fame
- Miley Cyrus
- Amanda Bynes
- YOLO
- swag

....and now this. Way to go, Obummer.

Exactly!  If Mitt Romney had been elected, he'd have got unemployment under 6% by 2016.  And even if Newt Gingrich had been elected instead, we'd have gasoline down to $2.50/gal.

OBAMA = FAILURE
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