I hereby propose this absolutely ridiculous, but proportional, map:

Orange is uncontiguous.

As is green- look at Maine.

I'd like to ask. What are your qualifications, and why do you feel as though you are the best choice for this position?

My qualifications include my previous service in the Atlasian government, as well as my interest in the armed forces. I feel that I am the best for this position due to my ability and desire to serve in this position. I will strive to be an active and able secretary of defense.

I have a question for the nominee, What do you plan to try and do while holding this position?

First, I would like to streamline (but not cut) the Atlasian military budget, in order to make a modernized military more affordable for our nation in these times of deficit. I also hope to encourage recruitment, through additional benifits for enlisted personnel.

libertarian

The population could stand to be a little more balanced, Harry.

As it is-

red- 16
blue- 16
black- 14
brown- 12
green- 15

May I ask the nominee, why do you want this position?

I want this position because I enjoy serving Atlasia in whatever way I can. If nominated, I will strive to do my best to provide input to our government on the issues of defense and national security.

Left.

Mondale. At least he got 13 electoral votes when he ran; Landon only managed 8. Mondale also, unlike Landon, at least managed to get over 40 percent of the popular vote.

But then again, Landon performed so poorly because he was running against the universally loved FDR, Mondale sucked just because he was, well, Mondale.

gay marriage? support civil unions
abortion?  support- should be legal, but restricted
legalized gambling? support
prostitution?  support, if highly regulated
prayer in school?  oppose
school uniforms? oppose
drug legalization? support for pot
gun control? oppose
affirmative action? oppose
speed limits? oppose for highways
death penalty? oppose
mandatory minimum sentencing? oppose

Right.

Just a guess here. Somewhere in Virginia?

Right.

Yep!

Plus it would be nice just to have one foreigner with a blue avatar.

What about Richius? If you consider canada to be foreign.

I'm actually curious here. I think I could at least partially fit in with either of the two main parties.

left.

eh. not of very high taste. i do know one however-




What do you call a North Korean with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Thank you for your nomination, Mr. President, and good luck on your second term

Having a beer in Munich:



Lucerne, Switzerland:

I was going to make a long and detailed response, but then I realized you posted ten pages of if it, far too much for me to even have the time to look at. And you seem so head-strong about this whole immigration issue, I doubt anyone or anything could nudge your opinion on it, even if facts were in their favor.

Eh, I'll be serious this time.

Title: Senator
Party: Republican
First Name: bacon
Last Name: king
Home State: GA
Age: 46
Attributes (Using a maximum of 25 points):  
Leadership 5
Charisma 4
Integrity 4
Stamina 3
Experience 3
Debating 3
Issue Knowledge 3

Vice-President: Joe Smith
VP State: Oregon
VP Bonus (from one of the categories above except Debating or Stamina): Leadership

Platform: Choose your stances on the issues, ranging from Left/Center-Left/Centrist/Center-Right/Right.
Left is on top, Right is on the bottom.

//Abortion
Legal abortions in the first trimester for the mother's health.
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//Affirmative Action
Affirmative action programs only in certain cases.
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//Balanced Budget
A Balanced Budget amendment to eliminate the deficit.
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//Business Tax
Reduce business taxation.
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//Campaign Finance Reform
Elections are rigged for the two parties - we need major reform!
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//Ecology
Good environmental policies are good economic policies.
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//Education
School vouchers for lower-income students.
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//Free Trade
Most markets should be open.
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//Gun Control
We should be very wary of gun control.
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//Same-Sex Marriage
Retain marriage as it is, but explore civil unions.
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//Immigration
Legal immigration is fine, but immigration laws must be obeyed.
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//Military Funding
Keep military budget the same, look to be more efficient.
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//Military Intervention
Only if our national interests are threatened.
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//Personal Tax
Reduce income tax across the board.
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//Public Health Care
Public health care benefits for the poor and elderly, the rest private.
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//Renewable Energy
We should focus on renewable energy sources.
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//Social Security
Let workers privately invest some of their social security payments.
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//Terrorism
We should not hesitate to use military force against terrorism.
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I pushed my positions a tad to the conservative side, to make me more of a Republican.

Aye FTR

Possibly. Though I could feasibly see the election getting thrown to the House if enough Wilson votes switch to TR.

Aye

freedom fighter. if i recall, the Whig big wigs such as Webster intended to use him as a puppet, but he resisted their influence.

...By dying? Thats quite some resistence. Kind of like that Cambodian Monk who set himself on fire to protest the Vietnam war i think.

lol, i should clarify. In the short time he was alive, he basically told them to 'f**ck off'

Aye.