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51  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: As I Lay Dying Vocalist Tim Lambesis Accused Of Murder For Hire on: May 08, 2013, 03:28:52 pm
Their Wikipedia page is pretty amusing at the moment.

How so? I didn't see anything.

It listed one of the genres they play as "wifeassassinationcore".
52  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: As I Lay Dying Vocalist Tim Lambesis Accused Of Murder For Hire on: May 08, 2013, 08:57:22 am
Their Wikipedia page is pretty amusing at the moment.
53  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 08, 2013, 05:13:24 am
xvideos.com
54  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 08, 2013, 03:11:04 am
Playboy? Are we in 5th grade? Also, is this the 90s? Oklahoma really is so behind the times!

Pretty weak, Bushie.
55  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: SC-1 special election - May 7th on: May 07, 2013, 07:52:18 pm
So do you guys think the creeper will continue to trespass on his ex's property while in office?
56  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: So, I attempted suicide last week and just spent six days in a mental hospital. on: May 07, 2013, 03:57:35 pm
I guess I'm late to the "party" but I'm really glad you're okay, BK. Please don't do anything like this again.

We can't afford to lose you around here. Seriously.
57  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Is M. Night Shyamalan one of the worst directors of all time? on: May 07, 2013, 03:39:51 pm
His more recent films have been terrible but I do have a soft spot for Unbreakable.
58  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What % would The Update get on Rotten Tomatoes? on: May 07, 2013, 03:30:25 pm
Okay, these are the threads I found with a quick search:

Update (July 2009 - Sept 2009)     
     The end of the Tiffanye relationship; also includes a short-lived spinoff series about AHDuke's Asian mistress (cancelled after one season).

Update Thread and Other Ramblings by BushOklahoma (January 2010 - May 2011) and I may have a new job pretty soon!!! (Yes, Attention Whoring) (July 2010)
      The beginning, middle, and end of the Susan relationship. The search for a new job after the quitting ONG for that New Zealand scam. Bushie becomes a door-to-door Ameriplan salesman. Bushie becomes a door-to-door vacuum salesman. Bushie's cat scratches him; he breaks down in tears. Bushie finally gets serious about his weight loss. He gets a job at a Sprint call center. The season ends on a cliffhanger: will he get the Dell temp job or not? This is probably the peak of the BushOklahoma saga.

I have a HUGE opportunity (Attention Whoring)1 (November 2011 - October 2012)     
     The season begins with news of Bushie's upcoming Kenya trip. The Kenya storyline dominates much of the season, including the news that he is now a father of two and a brief malaria scare once back in the states. Bushie considers quitting Dell to work at AT&T, but God ensures he is hired permanently at Dell just days before he leaves for Kenya. His lifelong career at Dell begins. Bushie is let go from Dell. He finds a job at Xerox. Bushie finally gets serious about his weight loss. Bushie gets a big promotion at Xerox, with news of a move to Utah. In a surprise twist, this turns out to all be a lie and he is no longer working at Xerox. A new job search begins and a big move takes place.

Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4) (October 2012 - February 2013)
     Bushie begins life anew in Utah. Bushie finally gets serious about his weight loss. He learns the joys of voluntary time-off as he becomes acclimated to his new job. Bushie stays up too late playing Monopoly and misses church. Bushie hazards the elements as he is forced to deal with months of intermittent snowfall.

Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V (February 2013 - March 2013)     
     This season charts Bushie's final days in Utah, before his sudden move back to Oklahoma to watch over his house and live with his parents. Bushie finally gets serious about his weight loss. Bushie begins planning his next Kenya trip.

Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning" (March 2013 - April 2013)     
     Bushie succumbs to the deadly sin of sloth. Inks and Bushie argue incessantly. Bushie finally gets serious about his weight loss. Bushie begins to take short walks, but doesn't forget about his need for the occasional "brief relaxation." Bushie's family comes to visit for weeks on end.

Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" (May 2013 - Present)
     The newest season begins with an itinerary.

1Later renamed "As Bushie's World Turns."

Excellent work, Lief!
59  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: SC-1 special election - May 7th on: May 07, 2013, 04:34:00 am
Final Prediction:

Mark Sanford (R) - 52%
Elizabeth Colbert Busch (D) - 47%
Eugene Platts (G) - 1%
60  Forum Community / Forum Community / What % would The Update get on Rotten Tomatoes? on: May 07, 2013, 01:05:49 am
Feel free to give a overall % or a % by season/story arc.
61  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 07, 2013, 12:46:28 am
What did you guys think of the last season (now that it's officially over)?
62  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: SC-1 special election - May 7th on: May 06, 2013, 01:52:13 am
Sanford will win (narrowly). Not really all that surprising. It should be fun to watch on Tuesday though.
63  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: does Ja Rule remain relevant? on: May 05, 2013, 01:00:49 am
What happened to Ashanti?
64  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: do you own any 'gear' of your favorite sports team(s)? on: May 04, 2013, 03:10:35 pm
No. I did have some basketball and baseball stuff when I was a kid though.
65  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Cuomo not running for President ... on: May 04, 2013, 05:05:50 am
Are you guys really looking forward to a totally boring coronation?
66  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Could Santorum actually garner the GOP nomination? on: May 04, 2013, 05:02:35 am
No.
67  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What is your very first memory as a child? on: May 04, 2013, 04:43:31 am
I also remember 9/11, as it was 3 days before my 5th birthday. Clearly not a good memory, though.

Sheesh. Youngsters.
68  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Iron Man 3 on: May 03, 2013, 01:58:00 am
Well, I just saw this. Huge disappointment.
69  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: I am pretty doggone excited! (Attn Whoring - NO UPDATE) on: May 03, 2013, 12:29:44 am
Make sure you love on those kids real good, Bushie.
70  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Music Megathread on: May 02, 2013, 12:59:52 am
Attention Whoring: I just got tickets to see Bob Dylan, My Morning Jacket, and Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead all at one concert in June.

Nice. Is Wilco at that show too?
71  Forum Community / Forum Community / Which is the better Bushie meme? on: May 02, 2013, 12:56:02 am
It's your choose.
72  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: What's the last movie you've seen? (2nd thread) on: May 01, 2013, 11:07:44 pm
The Place Beyond The Pines

Epic.
73  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Happy Birthday, Bushie! on: May 01, 2013, 02:50:02 pm
We'll see.

You have so many other important things to do, so don't feel bad if you don't manage to find time.

31: The Same Bushie

(Meet the new Bushie, same as the old Bushie!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE
74  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Bush41 will outlive... on: May 01, 2013, 04:14:45 am
NOTA. Don't see him hanging around too much longer.

Carter has a good shot at taking the record though.
75  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: spending $2600 at the carnival. on: April 30, 2013, 03:11:08 pm
I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.

classic.

Cheesy
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