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1  General Discussion / Religion & Philosophy / Re: Is Homosexuality a sin? on: October 12, 2014, 05:51:31 pm
Sure is, and I love living in it every minute!
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 12, 2014, 09:34:30 am
i think exercising and autocad are officially rip.

do you think bushie has ever used autocad on his computer?

Nope. I still have myself convinced that his parents have forced him to move back home over his recent failure, and he just isn't going to admit that he abandoned ship in Tulsa
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Hair Color on: October 12, 2014, 09:30:50 am
Mostly black, except for some grey. Sadly, when I grow a beard, it turns out pretty grey.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 11, 2014, 11:41:12 am
Jeffie is still alive? Wow... I guess that shows for something.
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 08, 2014, 06:40:02 am
Here is what I just shared with J-Mann about why I keep going back to customer service.  Any friendly advice would be helpful.

I have had a little success in the call centers, especially technical support call centers.  I was at Dell for an entire year with no problem and was only let go because I couldn't pass the Security+ Certification.  I was also at ONG for 2 years with no problem and that was customer service all the way, though not all call center.  I don't really want call centers, and I want CAD jobs, but those are hard to come by and I need a job.  So, I feel I have to open myself up to jobs that are less than pleasant.  I don't want to stay on my parent's financial ledger, and a lot of times I choose desperation over preferred.  I know there are other jobs out there, but I don't know what to look for.

Wait, wait wait.. lets pump the breaks here real quick. In past seasons, you told us they were getting ready to let you go at ONG. So how does that translate to being there with "no problems"?
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Meanwhile, in Atlasia... on: October 05, 2014, 05:59:25 pm
Duke and I will be able to take over, seeing as we are both eternal Co-Presidents. This was put into the constitution for just such a reason. Order will be restored.
7  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: FEAR NOT, MY CHILDREN, FOR YOUR LEGENDARY STATEMAN HAS RETURNED on: October 05, 2014, 04:22:30 pm
I AM ON SIDE KAL!
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Is this the worst post in Atlas history? on: October 05, 2014, 03:57:57 pm
Am I the only one who finds this post absolutely adorable?

Nope
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone III - Lowborn Egoism Herrings on: October 05, 2014, 09:08:29 am
The world of facebook now knows about the dude I'm dating.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 05, 2014, 09:04:18 am
Sounds like you may have the bronchitis.

It's certainly possible.  I need to get it cleared up fast.  I have a vacation in 5 days!

Vacation from what? 

taking 2 naps a day and watching 12 straight hours of tv can be exhausting.

I could never do that. I just don't think I have what it takes to do that kind of hard stress work.
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 04, 2014, 08:56:37 pm
Dragging your dad into driving you on a 200 mile round trip (in which he'll obviously be paying for the gas) to pick up some bills (that he is also going to be paying) and your arthritis and gout remedies (that a Native American tribe pays for)?  I'd be mortified to be you, but as you said yourself, you're not even remotely ashamed!

I have no reason at all to be ashamed.  I haven't done anything wrong (except what the forum fabricates).

I'll have your back on this one Bushie.  I don't doubt Dad offered to make the trip with you.  Last question, do you have family over this weekend, or is it just the three of you?

Mom's sister and brother-in-law are at Grandma's through Wednesday morning on their way to Florida.  They'll be back through in about three weeks.

Horrible moochers they are. Just like the rest that impose on Granny.  They should all be ashamed.

Don't you EVER INSULT MY FAMILY... THAT IS OFF LIMITS!!!!!

You're not running this monkey farm anymore, and they are moochers.
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Meanwhile, in Atlasia... on: October 04, 2014, 02:27:56 pm
I know most people around here don't look at the Fantasy Elections board down at the bottom of the forum but I just wanted to share with everyone that the sock account of a banned troll is now the sitting President of Atlasia

Today, after a wild storm of events, I found myself President, "without a single ballot cast in my favor".

...

Chapter 2: Various attempts to return

I gave the forum a little break (after little me was scared pantsless by Alcon), but then tried to come back under various pseudonyms, including ajzavala, jwells12345, and coffeebeans. Some were more successful than others, but none were factors in Atlasia, and none were good posters. All were eventually banned, and I believe all three were unmasked as Ogis trolls.



LOL, I'm so glad that I retired as Co-President.. it's totes cray in thurr!
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: October 04, 2014, 02:23:47 pm
Admittedly, I may have cooked my own goose when I said I could get them done in 2-3 hours (this was before they told me 15-45 minutes).  I thought to myself, "oops".  I don't know if that statement leaves me out or not.  I'll find out Monday.

Yea, ya done, son.

Yah.. you wouldn't be getting a call back if I were doing that hiring.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 28, 2014, 07:27:11 pm
Bushie, why don't you try to get a pizza delivery job? It's the easiest $12/hour ever. Plus you get to eat garbage for free. And you can still watch all the tv you want on your own time. No boring personal development required. It's perfect.
This is a serious suggestion. Will you consider pizza delivery?

If I get desperate.

You will, you always are. Cooking isn't that hard, bruh. I already cooked a boca meatloaf filled with fresh veggies for our dinner, with a side of green beans with almond slices. All me, all in an hour.

That sounds really good.

It always is
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update) on: September 28, 2014, 06:37:26 pm
Bushie, why don't you try to get a pizza delivery job? It's the easiest $12/hour ever. Plus you get to eat garbage for free. And you can still watch all the tv you want on your own time. No boring personal development required. It's perfect.
This is a serious suggestion. Will you consider pizza delivery?

If I get desperate.

You will, you always are. Cooking isn't that hard, bruh. I already cooked a boca meatloaf filled with fresh veggies for our dinner, with a side of green beans with almond slices. All me, all in an hour.
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Help please ! Problem with my TV and CNN. on: September 28, 2014, 02:58:36 pm
The Atlas Forum is many things (gay dating site, Update fan site, etc.) but we are NOT a TV repair forum Tender.

Wait.. we aren't?
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 28, 2014, 07:34:51 am
My last girlfriend made me gay.. so.. there is that.

I'm not entirely sure that's how it works... but welcome to the club! Cheesy

She worked wonders.. but thanks! I still haven't gotten my blender or my membership card yet.

Is there anyone on this forum who isn't gay at this point?

Maybe the forum made me gay
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 27, 2014, 08:59:49 pm
My last girlfriend made me gay.. so.. there is that.

I'm not entirely sure that's how it works... but welcome to the club! Cheesy

She worked wonders.. but thanks! I still haven't gotten my blender or my membership card yet.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: is any job beneath you? on: September 27, 2014, 03:24:34 pm
No, there isn't. I've been blessed with having great jobs, but there were times that the economy was tough, and I had to work two, not highly desirable jobs. Yet, I did them anyways, and they helped me get to where I am.
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: September 26, 2014, 09:43:47 pm
My last girlfriend made me gay.. so.. there is that.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Are you a young rich white liberal? on: September 11, 2014, 07:22:00 pm
I'm a not young, rich, white, not liberal douche. Self made money, btw.
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room. on: September 11, 2014, 06:41:44 am
Wait...what? I don't get how you haven't figured life out yet. Stop wearing a watch. I get into work at 7:15 or so, and I tend to work through lunch, and leave around 6ish. Why do I do that? There is work to be done. I don't rush things because I don't want to make mistakes, I need to get it right, because my customers depend on me doing it right.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: How would you like to be buried? on: September 11, 2014, 06:25:33 am
Taxidermy
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Atlas Forum House District Map on: September 10, 2014, 06:33:27 am
TX-2
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Do you have a job or a career? on: September 08, 2014, 06:50:09 pm
I have a career. I work in sales, and have worked my way up in my industry to where I am at. I plan to continue in this field, and make more and more money.
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