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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What is your dream job? on: Today at 06:43:58 am
Well, I already have it. I'm a highly paid Moderator on a popular political website.  I guess other than that it would have to be a lottery winner, or God.

Also, Stern sucks. He was funny like 20 years ago, but now it's dull..man I can't believe I was listening to him that long ago.
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: Today at 06:38:43 am
The train in his room is pretty symbolic. It sounds like Papa and Mama Bushie are both on the train riding away from Bushie's financial needs whether he likes it or not. I wonder what will happen after this job falls through.

Will they once again take him back or finally say enough is enough?

See, I thought the train room was created to try and save the marriage. It's been on the verge of collapse with Jeffie moving back home. Since they pushed him out of OKC and into Tulsa, they must have found something to rekindle the romance.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Bacon King Institute of Comedy on: July 23, 2014, 06:01:41 am
Bushie's next job: working in a chocolate factory with an out-of-control conveyor belt.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 21, 2014, 08:28:45 pm
RIP Jeffie
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Question for Chick-fil-A eaters on: July 20, 2014, 07:56:34 am
I haven't eaten there in months, but the Chick-fil-A is so much better than KFC.
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 19, 2014, 06:40:27 pm
At least ONG didn't escort him off the premises though.

No, he proudly left to go work for ON Company. Oh what good times those were!

Yep, then the loyal Updaters, who supposedly all hate Bushie according to some people, saved Bushie from going to prison.

We tried to save him from that job too, King even posted a google search showing it was a scam after 5 minutes of research, but Bushie told us he knew better than we did , he had searched up and down and found that company was reputable, and he was letting god take the lead!

A leap of faith, is what Papa Bushie called it
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Have you ever had a BushOklahoma quote in your signature? on: July 19, 2014, 06:37:19 pm
LULZ! I have signatures off, but I'm pretty sure I've had at least one quote in at all times for the past 3 years
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: I am Indy Texas. Ask Me Anything! on: July 19, 2014, 06:36:38 pm
Are you really Indy? Or do you just say that to impress people?
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Dear Uncle Grumps: on: July 19, 2014, 09:52:51 am
How do I get to be awesome like you?
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 19, 2014, 08:46:03 am


"Uh Dad, towel rack"

LULZ!
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: I'm Leaving...For Now on: July 19, 2014, 08:31:02 am
Who are you again?
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 19, 2014, 06:19:56 am
I'm very proud that you've lost that weight, but are you sure it's not just water that you lost?

It could be water weight, but it's been consistent at the 4-5 pound mark.

Show us the scale
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 17, 2014, 06:30:45 am
Why hasn't MetroTech responded?  It makes no sense.   

It's a tough position for them to respond, when Jeffie never sent an e-mail. Most companies and schools have a policy that they must return responses within 24 hours
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 16, 2014, 06:35:18 am
So now Jeffie hates black people? Wow.. what a game changer!
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: 2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread on: July 14, 2014, 08:30:15 pm


Good lord, I look sexy.
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 14, 2014, 07:25:58 pm
Bushie can always be counted on to spend money in accordance with planning on improving himself. 

Hey, now, I bought this because King advised me to.  Why the jab?

We've also advised you to contact Metrotech, watch what you eat, don't fall for scam jobs, and many other things.. and yet...this is the one piece of advise you have taken.
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: opinion of rainbow play systems on: July 13, 2014, 06:01:45 pm
It was my demise on Jeffies FB... Greatest...job..ever
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 13, 2014, 05:56:31 pm
Just water weight. You haven't been cutting back on eating - you ate burgers, fries, soda, hot dogs and the like all last week.

We all need to stop bothering him about his weight. He has an addiction to food. Until he changes his lifestyle or mindset, nothing will change, and I imagine if he tried to change his lifestyle, his family would not approve. It's his culture that is the root of the problem, as they do not encourage or even embrace a healthy life style, as I bet they view it as evil liberalism that represents the secular coastal living.

Maybe it's what he needs.... if he doesn't get it now, he never will. Not a single person in my life told me that I needed to lose weight. Nobody pestered me, nobody said "Hey, AndrewCT/TX... you doing okay? Don't want to be rude, but looks like you packed on a few pounds.."  My weight got out of control, and at 6 foot I got to my heaviest of around 315lbs back in September. I had to do it the hard way.. I had to learn it on my own that my life was out of control. I started working out in November, and I'm down to 243. Not much, but I'm still busting my ass to lose weight.

He has an entire group of people here who regardless of what he thinks, is telling him he needs to get healthy, he needs to start looking after himself. And yet he says that he is going to change, and goes and ignores it.  As much as I can be indifferent to the kid, I want to see Jeffie get his life back on track and into better health.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 13, 2014, 05:50:23 pm
Scale check: After a spike in my weight yesterday back to 290.8, I managed to do well enough yesterday combined with the water weight to come in at 288.8 this morning.  That's a drop of 3 pounds in the past week.  It's a small change and nothing to write home about, but it's headed in the right direction.

Show us the scale
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 13, 2014, 03:21:16 pm
Maybe bushie is just a really crappy interviewer? Or he's just being lazy trying to find places. I don't know why everyone else would be getting CADD jobs except him, especially since he claims everywhere he looks wants experienced drafters.

Very few 300 pound men make good interviewees. People that size simply "look lazy" to HR departments.

This is very true.. it's why I'm glad I'm not Three hundo anymore.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update vs. Family Guy on: July 13, 2014, 07:35:34 am
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 12, 2014, 10:57:22 am
I love it when Jeffie gets backed into a corner
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Braums vs. Wawa on: July 10, 2014, 08:04:29 pm
Wawa of course, but holy hell at Buc-Ees. That looks like a small grocery store, an Aldi or something.

They beef jerky and pecans are redunk!
24  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 10, 2014, 08:02:27 pm
RIP Jeffie Sad
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 09, 2014, 08:22:36 pm
I appreciate all the concern for my weight, but I'm slowly working at it.  You all think it is the easiest change ever to go from a mindset of eating whatever I want to eating healthy.  It's a harder change than what you all realize.  Slowly, I am getting into that mindset.  It's not an overnight thing, just like quitting smoking or quitting drinking are generally not overnight.  I can't just flip a switch.  I am working at it, though.

As far as the pop, I refuse to give it up entirely.  I am mixing in a glass of water now and then, yes, and I am trying to increase my daily water intake but I am not going to give up pop entirely.  I have to have some sweet drink and sweetened tea (sweetened with Splenda) or juice doesn't always cut it.  They are good, but they don't always cut it for me.  I am switching to diet pop because it's void of calories.  Today, it has helped me stay around 2,300 calories on the day, which for a guy my size is okay.

As far as work goes, there is no reason to worry.  It took a little bit for the job to grow on me, but I am not second guessing my decision to take the job.  Not everybody is going to love everything about their job from the moment they walk in the doors.  They just learn to accept and adapt to the things they don't like and look forward to what they do like.  There is nothing else to read into the job than what I gave you, so please do not read anymore into it than what I posted.

You've been saying this for years, Jeffie. Look at you now. You're in horrible shape, and on the verge of major medical issues.  It is an overnight thing, you're just not willing to take the step. I quit smoking cold turkey, and my diet was cold turkey.

I really hope you read into everything people have said, and take offense to it all.. maybe that will wake you up. When you get serious, hit me up and I'll send you some easy recipes that you could use.
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