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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 30, 2015, 09:50:01 pm
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The most depressing thing about Bushie's obesity is that it's a result of eating bland, boring, bad food. If he were obese because he snacked on buttery croissants and rare steaks with creamy sauces and duck-fat fried potatoes on the side with tasty beers the whole day, that would be one thing, but he's obese because he eats 3-4 servings of twinkies and sloppy joes for each of his meals, and washes them down with cans and cans of carbonated water mixed with corn syrup.

Whoever posted that was a very smart man.

That said, I cannot wait for the 300-Pound Weigh-In Spectacular! Could be one of the best episodes in Update history.
2  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Biden/Castro vs Kasich/Martinez on: January 30, 2015, 09:48:00 pm
Biden/Castro would win 100% of the straight woman vote, due to the ticket's historic level of sexiness.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 30, 2015, 08:09:06 pm
Looks like we're aiming for the Monday morning weigh-in to finally break the big three double-zero! Could be an all time Update ratings hit!
4  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: The 21st Amendment (Voting on Amendment) on: January 30, 2015, 02:48:03 pm
I object. What's the point of this if it's not automatic?
5  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Opinion of Handball on: January 30, 2015, 02:35:06 pm
I watch it during the Olympics. It's a pretty cool sport. Not as good as soccer, of course.
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: January 30, 2015, 02:12:58 pm
People sometimes ask me why I consider tmth one of the top 10 all-time Atlas forum blue avatars. And I point them to lol-worthy posts like this one:

With recent events that have happened on this board, along with the news that Governor Romney will not be in the 2016 field, I think it is best that I step away from this forum. Anyone who would like to remain in contact with me is welcome to add me on Facebook.

Signing Off,
Isaac
7  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: ARREST TMTHFORU94 on: January 30, 2015, 02:10:21 pm
This sets a very dangerous precedent.

Not really. No one forced tmth to resign, he chose to.
8  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Townhall: What Do You Think of this Northeast Bill? on: January 30, 2015, 01:49:38 pm
Terrible.
9  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Opinion of Mitt Romney on: January 30, 2015, 01:48:51 pm
He's a coward.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: January 30, 2015, 12:44:43 pm
Posts like that give moderate anti-morman bigots like myself a bad name. Disgusting.
11  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Romney says he's not running on: January 30, 2015, 12:23:49 pm
NOOOOOOO
12  General Discussion / History / Re: Forum dems/libs: Would you have supported the American Revolution? on: January 30, 2015, 02:31:00 am
I would not have supported the 1776 slaveholder's rebellion, no.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Which would you rather have your son be part 2 on: January 30, 2015, 02:10:12 am
Bushie already basically acts like a stoner...
14  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: ARREST TMTHFORU94 on: January 30, 2015, 01:45:34 am
My office is drafting legislation that would give the Senate emergency powers to authorize the extra-judicial assassination of wanted-terrorist TMTH. Obviously we have no intention of extending this power to the hyper-partisan buffoons at the Justice Department.

Lief, do you have any concerns about repercussions or recriminations from the Justice Department over your statement?

Of course I do. But the People elected me to tell the truth, and that's what I'm gonna do.
15  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: AG nominee Lynch defends civil asset forfeiture on: January 30, 2015, 01:17:12 am
Guys, you aren't going to find a qualified prosecutor to be Attorney General that isn't a HP. They just don't exist.

We got Eric Holder. He was a BAMF.
16  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Public non binding consultations Amendment (Debating) on: January 29, 2015, 11:21:44 pm
So... best case scenario, there's a process which doesn't mean anything. Worst case scenario it's a total waste of time?

Best case scenario it's a venue for the people to give input to the Senate and be more involved in the legislative process.
17  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: ARREST TMTHFORU94 on: January 29, 2015, 11:19:56 pm
My office is drafting legislation that would give the Senate emergency powers to authorize the extra-judicial assassination of wanted-terrorist TMTH. Obviously we have no intention of extending this power to the hyper-partisan buffoons at the Justice Department.
18  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: 2015 Academy Awards Discussion on: January 29, 2015, 11:18:55 pm
Academy Award Winner Eddie Redmayne... heh.

He deserves it IMO. I've seen all the Best Actor nominated performances at this point.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Napoleon Memorial Thread #RIP on: January 29, 2015, 11:17:53 pm
Going through my PMs, a lot of nice words from Napolean.  Maybe Napolean is the real Kyle Mercado and Hamilton is how he takes out his aggression?   It's all very bizarre.  It's not like, say, if opebo and Bushie turned out to be the same person... But it's up there in crazy Atlas lore.

I mean, "Hamilton" was five years ago. When the guy was in his teens. It's not ridiculous to believe that someone can change in five years, especially when they're so young.
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: January 29, 2015, 11:16:56 pm
Some of the best jokes are indeed not funny at all.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 29, 2015, 11:16:24 pm
No I'm pretty sure if one has a "paralyzing phobia," then one is mentally ill...
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 29, 2015, 11:02:57 pm
Just cook a week's worth of food at a time. That's what I do. I eat by myself usually at least 4 days a week.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Can you imagine this forum will be if Cuomo actually runs for President? on: January 29, 2015, 11:01:44 pm
The only way I see Cuomo not getting a third is if he's indicted. Otherwise there's no Democrat or Republican who could defeat him.
24  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Petition for leniency on Hamilton/"Napoleon" on: January 29, 2015, 11:01:11 pm
I mean, at this point the whole sock policy just seems like a make-work project so that the moderators/administrators have something to do. It's pretty bizarre how up in arms the Regime gets about socking. Lifetime bans and all that just for making a second account.
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation on: January 29, 2015, 09:32:23 pm
The ",yet." Bushie always puts at the end of things he definitely will NOT be doing is one of my favorite things.
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