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1  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 21, 2014, 11:00:41 pm
Mr. Alfred, I have never had a regiment in Massachusetts.  But if I did, I would surely have come out victorious.

Anyway, thank you for your support.

 

Was that not you with the funny hats and the scimitars? I must apologize if not - news travels slowly through war-torn areas such as these.

Mr. Alfred, remember, that was Rhode Island.

Join my campaign.
2  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 21, 2014, 10:56:16 pm


Winfield addresses an overflow crowd at Fenway Park, Boston.

My fellow Northeasterners, my fellow Atlasians, thank you so much for that magnificent welcome here tonight.

I am truly humbled and gratified.

It is an honor and a privilege for me to be here in the great city of Boston and at Fenway Park, home of that great baseball team, the Boston Red Sox.

As you are no doubt aware by now, this campaign has taken an extremely negative and nasty turn, thanks to those who do not want you to know the truth.

The pro incest lobby has been spending tens of millions of dollars in viscous attack ads against me.  They have hired former President Nix to be their spokesman.  Imagine, ladies and gentlemen, a former President of this great nation, stooping to such depths of slander, lies, and out and out deceit.  (cries of shame on Nix, shame on Nix, from the audience)

Nix has at his side his favorite yes men and toadies, Kemp, Griffin, Flo.  Nix is the only person I know who has three faithful and obedient lap dogs sitting on his lap all at the same time.  (laughter from the audience)

When Nix says to his lap dogs, jump through the hoop, his lap dogs say which one, the big one or the small one?  (laughter from the audience)  When Nix says to his lap dogs, fetch the stick, his lap dogs say the long one or the short one?  (laughter from the audience)

But my friends (can hardly control his own laughter), my friends, best of all, when the pro incest lobby says to Nix, say something nasty and untrue about Winfield, Nix says, but I can't think of anything nasty about Winfield, the pro incest lobby says, well for crying out loud man, what do you think we're paying you for, make something up.  (audience by this time is doubling over in laughter)

But my message for you here in this arena tonight, and my message to all Northeasterners, is one of hope, one of optimism for the future, one of better days ahead.

Together we can do this.  But we must change the course this region has been set on by the outgoing executive and legislators.  We must put an end to ridiculous laws that have inundated this region, laws endangering lives and laws endangering our very future.

Join me, and together we can take back our region, and make it a region of which we can all be proud.

Raucous cheering and clapping from the audience, many of whom have tears in their eyes.




    

            
3  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 21, 2014, 09:34:51 pm
Mr. Alfred, I have never had a regiment in Massachusetts.  But if I did, I would surely have come out victorious.

Anyway, thank you for your support.

 
4  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Most Serene Squirrel for President on: October 21, 2014, 09:24:03 pm
That candidacy is nuts.
5  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 21, 2014, 09:21:57 pm
My, my, Mr. Winfield, sir, you're quite the petulant fellow today.

Thank  you for your endorsement of my candidacy for Governor Mr. Jones.  Much appreciated.
6  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 11:40:59 pm
E-cigarettes were never actually illegalized in the Northeast, and I truly believe that the End to Vapeid Stupidity Act is a great benefit. E-cigs can be a helpful tool to break the addiction to actual cigarettes and are less harmful to the body than your conventional cigarette. I see no reason to ban them, and I support a state law establishing the right to vape.

Thank you Sawx for bringing to the fore an actual issue, rather than the blatant deception about me brought forth by Nix and his minions.

While there is no doubt a myriad of new studies that will be brought forward in the e-cigarette issue, there have already been released several studies detailing the harmful effects of their use, both to those using them directly, and those who come in second hand contact with this substance.

There is simply too much scientific evidence that has come out proving e-cigarettes are not as safe as some do or would like to believe.

For that reason, I believe it is bad policy to have no control over the use of e-cigarettes.  I believe that e-cigarettes should be banned in any public place, school, work place, etc.  

Smoke them on your back deck if you wish, for example, but no  one should be allowed to smoke them where other members of the public are present at any time, that is in any public place.    
7  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:57:27 pm
Hey, I'm having a riot with all this banter.

It's great fun really.

I love it. 

8  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:50:28 pm
Why does Winfield want chubby kids to get sweaty around their sex-offender teachers, who would be happy to "look after them" in impromptu after-school programs?



Do you have the IQ of a 6 year old or what?

Because you read some stupid anti Winfield statement from someone who resents me you fall for it?

Well, meet me in Brooklyn genius.  I have a bridge I'd like to sell to you.   
 

 
 
9  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:43:27 pm
Wait why would you think it's a good idea to let sex offenders be teachers.

Yes Nix, why would you?

Winfield why would you think it's a good idea to let sex offenders be teachers

in what world does that make sense

Do you have the IQ of a 6 year old or what?

Because you read some stupid anti Winfield statement from someone who resents me you fall for it?

Well, meet me in Brooklyn genius.  I have a bridge I'd like to sell to you.   
10  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:31:03 pm
While I am not a Northeast resident, I was beginning to think that we needed more men like Winfield in office in this nation. I'm not so sure now. This is troubling.

An obvious Nix plant and patsy.

Please, get a mind of your own.

Rather than address the concerns, you throw out blasphemous and, quite frankly, offensive claims. You've really turned me off, Winfield. Shame.

Oh please, don't give me that sanctimonious nonsense.

Anyone with half a brain knows that Nix obviously has a vendetta against me and has stooped to lies and mud slinging and making up these lies about me.

It's very childish on his part really.  I thought he had more maturity than that, but I can see he obviously doesn't.

You see, politically, Nix and I have never really gotten along.  I believe personally he has always resented me because I would never cow tow to him and at various points in our careers were often at loggerheads with one another.

That is why he is acting like some pimply faced immature 14 year old now.
11  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:12:00 pm
Wait why would you think it's a good idea to let sex offenders be teachers.

Yes Nix, why would you?
12  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:07:16 pm
Why does Winfield like to pick on chubby kids?

An obvious Nix plant and patsy.

Please, get a mind of your own.
13  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 10:04:28 pm
While I am not a Northeast resident, I was beginning to think that we needed more men like Winfield in office in this nation. I'm not so sure now. This is troubling.

An obvious Nix plant and patsy.

Please, get a mind of your own.
14  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 20, 2014, 09:19:59 pm
Oh, Nix, Nix, Nix.

You bitter, little man you.

I would have thought that as a former President, you would at least have had the decency to stay out of the mud and of wallowing in  the depths of deceit and depravity.

And how dare you take advantage of innocent children in your attack ads to blatantly lie about me.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself Nix, absolutely ashamed.  
15  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 08:40:28 pm
Nix, you are taking extreme liberty with the use of my good name, not to mention blatantly lying about me.

But, if you wish to act like a child, that's up to you.

16  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 08:17:49 pm
Oh Mechaman, always the humorist.
17  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 07:52:34 pm

Nix, Nix, poor deluded Nix.

You seem to lack a basic understanding of public policy.

Therefore, allow me to explain something to you, in words that you can understand.

You see, Wallace was advocating keeping African Americans at the back of the bus.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I am one of the strongest advocates on this forum for racial equality and justice.

And you, Mr. Nix, ought to be ashamed of yourself for drawing a Wallace comparison with me, of all people.  I expected better from you than that, than taking a cheap shot like that.

Anyway, let me explain things to you.  

As I said, Wallace was advocating keeping African Americans at the back of the bus.

What I am advocating, Mr. Nix, is keeping fathers from raping their daughters and using the excuse that it is OK because the Northeast Assembly has made incest legal.

I would have expected that you, Mr. Nix, could understand that.

But perhaps I was wrong in that assumption.
18  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 07:17:42 pm

Nix my friend, I intend to make history.  History for the Northeast.

You too can help make history for the Northeast, by joining my campaign.

I would be honored to have you join me.

 
19  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 06:39:44 pm
Go home neo-fascist!  Go home!

Mechaman, my friend, come and join me, join me in making a new Northeast.

We can do this!

Forward together, united, strong, and true.
20  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 20, 2014, 05:48:53 pm


Former Northeast Governor Winfield addresses an overflow crowd at Yankee Stadiuim in New York City.

My fellow Northeasterners, thank you so much for your overwhelming welcome.  I am deeply grateful for your tremendous outpouring of support.

The current executive and legislative leadership in our region have turned our great Northeast Region into a laughing stock throughout Atlasia.

The Northeast Assembly has turned the Northeast into a region where incest is now legal.  My first act as Governor will be to repeal this atrocity.

The Northeast Assembly has turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into a generation of drug addicts and pot heads.  This will be repealed.  

The Northeast Assembly has legalized marriage between, let us say, one dirty old man and let us say ten or twelve young ladies, for the sole purpose of raping young women, under the guise that the Northeast Assembly has legalized it, so it's OK.  What's next for the Northeast, a legal marriage between a man and a dog?  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has made it now legal for some no good husband to blatantly cheat on his wife, while she sits home with the kids, with no financial support  to pay the rent or buy food  for her and the kids, from the reprobate husband who says, it's OK, it's legal.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has now turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into alcoholics.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has caused numerous deaths and thousands of deaths in the future by allowing drivers in the Northeast to drive while distracted.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has addicted a whole generation of sixteen year olds to nicotine and tobacco, causing lung cancer and an early death to thousands of people in the Northeast.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has made it legal for a couple of perverts to have sexual relations in a car while parked in a driveway or a shopping center parking lot where it will be witnessed by hundreds of people, including young children.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly will be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people in the Northeast by allowing open alcoholic beverages in automobiles.  If they are really naive enough to actually believe that the driver will not be drinking when there are open alcoholic beverages in the automobile then they are more clueless than I thought they were.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has made it legal for fourteen year olds to possess pornography, thus instilling in young minds ideas and behavior for committing violence against, mainly, women.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast Assembly has legalized e-cigarettes thus causing an unknown number of health problems for people who may be allergic to this substance.  This will be repealed.

The Northeast is not strong.  It is wallowing in a cesspool of its' own making, or I should say, by the making of the misguided individuals who currently occupy the Northeast Assembly and the Governor's office.        

My fellow Northeasterners, I stand before you today as one who has been through the political wars and as one tested in political leadership.  I have led this region in the past as Governor with courage and conviction, and with decency, and I again come before you to send me to the Governor's office, to help me clean up our great region, and put us back on the path to respectability and prosperity.

The Northeast is the laughing stock of Atlasia.  Help me, help me once again my fellow Northeasterners, to restore credibility and courage to our region.

It would appear that candidate Winfield has whipped the crowd up to an absolute frenzy with his emotional and powerful speech calling for dramatic change.

Winfield waves to the massive crowd as they are on their feet, clapping, cheering, stomping their feet, chanting Winfield! Winfield! Winfield!

 
21  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 19, 2014, 09:15:01 pm
Endorsed.

Thank you Thomas.

Much appreciated. 

You have my enthusiastic endorsement.
22  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 19, 2014, 09:13:26 pm
Endorsed! Let's kick the bums out and put sanity back in the regional and federal government next weekend!

Thank you Lief.

Onto the Governor's Office!

Onto Nyman! 
23  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Candidate Declaration Thread on: October 19, 2014, 08:48:01 pm
I withdraw my candidacy as a write in candidate for Governor of the Northeast.

I announce my candidacy as a candidate on the ballot for Governor of the Northeast.
24  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 19, 2014, 08:43:47 pm


Vote Winfield for Northeast Governor.

The Northeast has become the laughing stock of Atlasia.

I will work to repeal this legalized incest madness.
25  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Lief for Senate Exploratory Committee on: October 19, 2014, 08:17:04 pm
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The heart of Atlasia is the family, usually a man, another man, and one or two adopted children. And what makes this family so strong and enduring is that neither of those men happen to be blood relatives.

What's wrong with two brothers adopting a child or two? Huh

Alas, the Northeast is overrun with perverts and degenerates.

How long, how long I ask you, must we wallow in this cesspool of insanity?
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