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101  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tender Branson (Reenters Ernestman) on: September 25, 2015, 02:06:03 pm
Place: Mod Cave, The Green Zone, Bundesland Atlas
Present:
Field Marshall Christopher Constatini, nom de guerre mondale84, Military MoAdmin
Reverend Dr JCL, Director of the New Special Department for Atlasia's Pacification.
Lieutenant General Ben Romney, Commander of the Paladin (Polls) Legion
Multiple Atheists2006

mondale84: Damn you, Atheist2006! This place is full of your socks. One actually stuck in my ear.
Atheist2006: CantStopMultiplying.MustCastMoreVotes@web.de
mondale94: Get your socks under control!
Atheist2006: IBlameBaconKing@web.de
JCL: The TOS shall set you free.
Atheist2006: BaconKingIsGay@web.de
JCL: Homosexuality is against the Scripture.
mondale64: Oh do shut up or I'll put on my ballet shoes and stomp on you.
Atheist2006: IHateBaconKing@web.de
Ben Romney: Ugh!
mondale84: What happened?
Ben Romney: (his face distorted by excruciating pain) Atheist2006's little socks are crowling inside my butt Cry
mondale84: Heh, never mind your butt. Report.
JCL: I have devoted myself to purge this place from all content mocking God or true faith.
mondale94: But that would be...
JCL: 97.9% of the present content but I can sacrifice myself to complete this godly task.
mondale84: Ben?
Ben Romney: Ugh, my but... ahem, my troops have replaced all images in the gallery that are not Austrian election maps, with sexy photos of Hillary Clinton.
mondale84: Good job!
Ben Romney: And all polling data is now replaced by Paladin Polls.
mondale94: Very good... ouh! Now I have little Atheists2006 in my butt too Cry
102  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Will Speaker Boehner's resignation from Congress affect the 2016 race? on: September 25, 2015, 10:24:50 am
So, the Bakersfield man is going to be the next Speaker?

If so, he'll be the most junior Representative to attain the post in many, many years.
103  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: STATE OF THE UNION on: September 25, 2015, 04:42:52 am
Good work.
104  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tender Branson (Reenters Ernestman) on: September 25, 2015, 02:21:11 am
Leinad woke up and instantly realized, he's been covered with a bunch of crowling little Atheists2006.

Leinad: Damn! Why am I even here?


And so Leinad did make into the story. You're welcome, pal Smiley
105  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of AntonioV on: September 25, 2015, 02:19:20 am
At first I thought it was only BRTD, but apparently all the Cool Kidz from AAD like to dig up some minor thing I said years ago and continually obsess about it. Pretty disturbing.

Nothing's more swell than to spend hours, digging up an ancient post and then re-post it triumphally.

Yeah, they totally got you!
106  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The following user is the worst in the history of atlas forum on: September 25, 2015, 02:16:37 am
It appear that the worst user in the history of Atlas Forum suffers from multiple personality disorder.
107  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: If you could meet Pope Francis now, what would you ask him? on: September 24, 2015, 05:32:13 pm
Does your family know about Solarstorm?
108  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Confirmation of Adam Griffin for RG on: September 24, 2015, 05:08:38 pm
I move that we treat Griff confirmation as emergency Senate business.
109  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Confirmation of Adam Griffin for RG on: September 24, 2015, 05:08:17 pm
Talleyrand, you've claimed you're "passionate" about survival of Atlasia. Good for you. You know what ese would be swell? If you could devote at least 25% of the energy you're using to continue your little feud with Griffin to help us do something constructive Smiley
110  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Opinion of Talleyrand's shenanigans on: September 24, 2015, 05:05:45 pm
Well, Griff received a full pardon, so can we please move on? The whole bitchest is more and more like beating a dead horse.

Just chill out, both sides.
111  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: South America Parliament Speaker Barnes to address Senate on Thursday. on: September 24, 2015, 05:04:07 pm
God this is beyond parody, let's hear what the Speaker Barnes has to say. He's been a great Speaker for the New Parliament and has been a leading force in ensuring the parliament stays strong

Are you speaking as Atlasian officeholder, South American officeholder, Atlasian citizen or South American citizen?

You know, you have so many masks I don't know which one is one.

Oh cry me a river

I only wish you'd put as much efforts in running the Home Affairs Department as in begin a mouthpiece for the Mock Parliament here Sad
112  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: South America Parliament Speaker Barnes to address Senate on Thursday. on: September 24, 2015, 05:02:35 pm
God this is beyond parody, let's hear what the Speaker Barnes has to say. He's been a great Speaker for the New Parliament and has been a leading force in ensuring the parliament stays strong

Are you speaking as Atlasian officeholder, South American officeholder, Atlasian citizen or South American citizen?

You know, you have so many masks I don't know which one is one.

     I imagine that permitting dual citizenship will be a point of negotiation between our nations.

I don't mind dual citizenship at all, but holding governments positions in tho games simultaneously is an invitation for conflict of interest to happen.

I am glad you decided to attend after all, Senator. Smiley

I entered after the whole event was over Tongue

113  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: A Proposal on: September 24, 2015, 05:01:18 pm
I'm not at all surprised that some people, instead of reacting to the whole proposal, hanged onto one point in order to make more noise about poor South American being presecuted.
114  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: A Proposal on: September 24, 2015, 04:57:53 pm
Hm, good point, Truman. I think that'd be sufficient.
115  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: A Proposal on: September 24, 2015, 04:42:09 pm
Since apparently I am an extortionist or whatever, I propose something very simple with regards to acknowledging Mock Parliment:

Quote
WHEREAS some members of the Mock Parliment wish to establish diplomatic relations; and
WHEREAS some members of the Mock Parliment community deride us; and
WHEREAS some members of its community wish to derail the salvation of this game proactively from within, then
BE IT RESOLVED that Atlasia shall only consider the establishment of relations with Mock Parliment in any capacity once the impending Constitutional Convention and subsequent reforms of our game are complete

Actually, I'm in favor of not proceeding with this until after the ConCon. The internal reform is our top priority.
116  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: The White House (Bore/Nix Administration) on: September 24, 2015, 03:51:39 pm
Bizarre accusation but regardless it's worth noting that neither Justices TJ nor bgwah have the slightest involvement in Mock Parliament. We were unanimous.

In this case my apologies. I'm withdrawing my remark.
117  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / A Proposal on: September 24, 2015, 02:59:53 pm
My proposal for a workable relations between Atlasia and South America.


1. Given that having a joint GM could be very problematic, I think that the two GMs (one in Atlasia and one in South America) should be required to jointly produce stories about events taking place in non-playable countries and global economic situation. Without this, there will be no consistency. Such an agreement would solve all problems with synchronization.

For all intents and purposes, Atlasia and South America should work as the party of one universe. Otherwise it would be like France trying to establish relations with the Kingdom of Rurithania.

2. I have no problems with dual citizenship. I myself may not be registered in Mock Parliament, but there's nothing wrong with some of us being involved in both games. However, I'd advocate ban on holding offices in the two games simultaneously, since it's a tantamount for conflict of interests if there are differences between the two sides (more than likely). Imagine someone trying to be a United States Senator and Minister in Brazil at the same time. Utterly illogical.

3. I'm not a fan of expansionism, but since our friends in the Mock Parliament seized the entire continent for themselves, I think it would be only proper to maintain some even footing. Therefore Atlasia should expand a bit in the North.

4. And most important think. Both sides should work a way to prevent it's citizens from trying to undermine the other game. If you really want a peaceful relationship then it shouldn't be a problem for you.
118  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tender Branson (Reenters Ernestman) on: September 24, 2015, 02:56:24 pm
Good God you need to get laid.

ftfy Smiley
119  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: The White House (Bore/Nix Administration) on: September 24, 2015, 02:54:01 pm
Thank-you, Mr. President, for sparing the nation from a protracted and frivolous court case.

Since the case has been rendered null and void and thus dismissed I think I'm safe in revealing that all three of us on the Court were actually in agreement that it was an open and shut case against the RG. Nothing frivolous about it.

Given the background of this case, expecting Oakvale to remain impartial as Justice would be naive.
120  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: South America Parliament Speaker Barnes to address Senate on Thursday. on: September 24, 2015, 02:41:55 pm
God this is beyond parody, let's hear what the Speaker Barnes has to say. He's been a great Speaker for the New Parliament and has been a leading force in ensuring the parliament stays strong

Are you speaking as Atlasian officeholder, South American officeholder, Atlasian citizen or South American citizen?

You know, you have so many masks I don't know which one is one.

     I imagine that permitting dual citizenship will be a point of negotiation between our nations.

I don't mind dual citizenship at all, but holding governments positions in tho games simultaneously is an invitation for conflict of interest to happen.
121  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tender Branson (The Great Revelation) on: September 24, 2015, 02:37:24 pm
(theme is playing)

Ultra Ernestman
Ultra Ernestman
Ultra Ernestman
Ultra Ernestman

Figting (copyrights) violators
Healing your grammar
Eradicating spelling errors
Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam


Place: The Super Duper Friends HQ
Present: Ernestman, Lawyerman, Oldiesfreakman and some lesser heroes


Ernestman: I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. Tender Branson may be a creepy individual who instituted a rule of terror and bigotry, keeps people in his basement and performed inhuman genetic experiments. But none of these things are against the TOS. I don't like what he's doing but, to paraphrase the late Justice John Harlan Marshall II, it's terribly important we should exercise some self-restraint. Also, the Forum Community is not my board and I can't help him posting a picture of a 13-years old North Korean girl, asking whether she's hot or not. We may be moderators, but we can't be moderating activists.
Torie: (grimly) I'm afraid there's much more to this story and you'll soon change your mind. Yes, I'm talking about a copyright infringement.
Ernestman: (coldly) What?

Oldiesfreak was thinking it would be nice to eat a cheeseburger.

Torie: It appears that the "Blaxicans" is not his invention. In fact, it's a copyrighted trademark.



Ernestman's hands clinched tight together. He stood up, his eyes sparkling with unshaken determination.

Ernestman: He crossed the line for the last time. I will not have this forum sues for a copyright infringement. Tender, you won't know what hit you.


Will Ernestman keep his promise?
Where the hell is Cranberry?
Meet the new masters of the Atlas Forum.
Why isn't Crabkake featured in this story?
122  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Confirmation of Adam Griffin for RG on: September 24, 2015, 08:08:26 am
Let's reconfirm him and end the whole circus.

No questions.
123  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: South America Parliament Speaker Barnes to address Senate on Thursday. on: September 24, 2015, 08:07:49 am
God this is beyond parody, let's hear what the Speaker Barnes has to say. He's been a great Speaker for the New Parliament and has been a leading force in ensuring the parliament stays strong

Are you speaking as Atlasian officeholder, South American officeholder, Atlasian citizen or South American citizen?

You know, you have so many masks I don't know which one is one.
124  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: The White House (Bore/Nix Administration) on: September 24, 2015, 06:24:55 am
A responsible move.
125  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Griff 4 Prez: Set Your Happening Level to "It's" - The Power to Get It Done on: September 24, 2015, 06:24:15 am
If anything, Griffin should be praised for not abandoning his crucial work as RG during the governmental crisis.
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