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26  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Who are you and what do you believe? on: July 15, 2014, 03:26:05 pm
I'm Kalwejt and I believe I've just wasted 10 seconds on responding to this thread.
27  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Official Thread for MODLEAKS on: July 15, 2014, 11:42:41 am
Aizen should become a moderator as soon as it's humanly possible.
28  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction on: July 15, 2014, 10:52:28 am
Of course. They want to ban everybody interesting.

Wouldn't that work in your favour?
29  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Petition to give Inks' mod spot to Panda Express on: July 15, 2014, 12:04:08 am
...and the most pointless "petition" of the year goes to........


congrats sir!

Actually, that's one of BRTD's best threads.

You didn't actually rebut dead0man with what you said, y'know.

I wasn't rebutting him.
30  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Return of Jimmy Carter on: July 14, 2014, 11:56:31 pm
Carter will turn 90 this year.
31  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: It's almost too easy for D's to win in 2016, makes me think R's will win on: July 14, 2014, 11:19:04 pm

When will the people learn polls at this time are worthless, as proved over time and time again.
32  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Petition to give Inks' mod spot to Panda Express on: July 14, 2014, 11:16:54 pm
...and the most pointless "petition" of the year goes to........


congrats sir!

Actually, that's one of BRTD's best threads.
33  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: NH-Sen: Scott Brown's flirtation on: July 14, 2014, 11:15:19 pm
I forgot Bob Smith ever existed.
34  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of Previous Poster's Signature Thread on: July 14, 2014, 08:28:50 pm
Cringeworthy.
35  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: If only Atlas existed... v.02. on: July 14, 2014, 05:27:08 pm
1970: Justices discovered the Atlas Forum.


Board: Constitution and Law
Thread: Mock U.S. Supreme Court

Warren_Burger: OK, guys, I created a poll.
Harry_Blackmun: This is a very complex matter. I'm not prepeared to vote just yet.
Warren_Burger: Damn, Harry, if you won't vote now, you'll get penalty points next round.
William_J._Brennan: Dude, you can change your vote later.
John_Harlan_Marshall_II: Guys, it won't work. Hugo is still trying to figure out this whole internet thing.
hugo_black: how do i use capital letters here?
Potter_Stewart: Dunno, lol, I'm doing it automatically.
William_O._Douglas: Where the hell is Thurgood?' He hasn't been online in two days.
Warren_Burger: He had rescued himself on the ground his wi-fi is down, again Roll Eyes
hugo_black: I'VE GOT CAPITAL LETTERS NOW! Cheesy
Warren_Burger: Christ...
Byron_White: Screw this, I'm going to read football thread.
William_O._Douglas: You so full of s**t, Whizzier.
Byron_White: Reporter for personal attack/profanity.
William_O._Douglas: Stop violating my First Amendment Rights Roll Eyes
Potter Stewart: Sad Why can't we just get along?
hugo_black: lol swing voting hero.
True_Federalist: Guys, don't you have a real court or something like that?
36  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of Previous Poster's Signature Thread on: July 14, 2014, 04:38:09 pm
Kind of cool, but those escalators look new.

You obviously don't know what "SKIP" means.

/SKIP/
37  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The memphis Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: July 14, 2014, 04:37:15 pm
I don't really like the "> implying" meme at all, but...


Was this an attempt at subtle sarcasm or you really don't know about the Afrikaners, just to name an example?

> implying Hash doesn't know about Afrikaners

XD I laughed out loud.
38  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Election What-ifs? / Re: Ford does NOT pardon Nixon on: July 14, 2014, 02:28:14 pm
Ford does not pardon Nixon? Hmmm...

Once incarcerated, Nixon would rise up to led a feared prison gang "The Plumbers' Brotherhood", after making his bones by wasting the Irish Gang boss, John "No Relation", Kennedy in a shower.

Nixon would famously flip on the drug issue, becoming a head of the largest prison drug tracking operation in the United States.

He'd continue to rule with an iron fist until 1988, when he would be wasted by an up-and-coming member of the prison community Marvin "Mean Marv" Mandel, a former Governor of Maryland, jailed for mail fraud and racketeering. After this, Mandel would take over Nixon' drug business as leader of the Jewish Brotherhood.
Mandela leads the Jewish brotherhood until Texas Rep. Ron Paul is imprisoned in 2012 by the RNC for being too awesome and gains the power of magnetism. He then offs Mandel and forms the Brotherhood of Libertarian Mutants as Magneto.

No. Let's keep it realistic.
39  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Election What-ifs? / Re: Ford does NOT pardon Nixon on: July 14, 2014, 01:47:55 pm
Ford does not pardon Nixon? Hmmm...

Once incarcerated, Nixon would rise up to led a feared prison gang "The Plumbers' Brotherhood", after making his bones by wasting the Irish Gang boss, John "No Relation", Kennedy in a shower.

Nixon would famously flip on the drug issue, becoming a head of the largest prison drug tracking operation in the United States.

He'd continue to rule with an iron fist until 1988, when he would be wasted by an up-and-coming member of the prison community Marvin "Mean Marv" Mandel, a former Governor of Maryland, jailed for mail fraud and racketeering. After this, Mandel would take over Nixon' drug business as leader of the Jewish Brotherhood.
40  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Opinion of the "Radical Republicans" on: July 14, 2014, 01:38:20 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_Republicans

FFs, obviously, and a damn sight better than today's plantation owner-controlled Republican Party.

Name a single person in U.S. politics today who owns a slave plantation.

It's called a "figure of speech", dummy.
41  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of Previous Poster's Signature Thread on: July 14, 2014, 01:35:49 pm
I strongly approve, especially of The Magnificent Aubrey Plaza.
42  Forum Community / Forum Community Election Match-ups / Re: Inks vs. Aizen on: July 14, 2014, 12:44:43 pm
The one who discovered Omegle.
43  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again on: July 14, 2014, 10:26:27 am
I believe in limited free will.  God gives us the freedom to do as we wish, but He is ultimately in control and knows everything we will do, say, or even think before we even do it.  Yet, He works everything out for the good of those that love God and are called according to His purpose.  Romans 8:28 says that.

But then you're basically arguing that God himself has chosen in advance who will be saved. If salvation requires one to believe in and accept Christ as one's savior, but at the same time the choice whether or not to fulfill that requirement is "ultimately in God's control", then man has no choice but to accept heaven or hell as a result, without being able to influence this at all?

That's very Calvinist of you, Jeff.
44  General Discussion / History / Re: Best-known U.S. president on: July 13, 2014, 04:15:17 pm
Everybody in Warsaw knows there was a guy named Woodrow Wilson, because there is a plaza and metro station named after him. But just few would know who the hell he was, I presume Tongue
45  Questions and Answers / Presidential Election Process / Re: How did Vermont go from being the most Republican state to the most Democratic on: July 13, 2014, 01:15:25 pm
Two main factors:

1. Racism
2. Democrats

Fact.
46  General Discussion / Religion & Philosophy / Re: Ask Oldiesfreak on: July 13, 2014, 01:11:39 pm
Are you a virgin and, if so, what are you reasons to maintain that pitiful state of affairs?
Simple.  Read Exodus 20:14.  I've been able to get along without sex for 21 years

Stop using the Bible to cover up your failure as a man.
47  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The memphis Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: July 13, 2014, 01:06:48 pm
Are you a virgin and, if so, what are you reasons to maintain that pitiful state of affairs?

Yeah, only a pitiful virgin could have posted this in the Deluge.
48  General Discussion / Religion & Philosophy / Re: Ask Oldiesfreak on: July 13, 2014, 09:35:46 am
Are you a virgin and, if so, what are you reasons to maintain that pitiful state of affairs?

How is that a pitiful state of affairs Kal?

Just take a good look around the forum and you'll get your answer.
49  General Discussion / Religion & Philosophy / Re: Ask Oldiesfreak on: July 13, 2014, 08:54:12 am
Are you a virgin and, if so, what are you reasons to maintain that pitiful state of affairs?
50  General Discussion / Constitution and Law / Re: Seniority in the U.S. Supreme Court on: July 13, 2014, 08:50:15 am
Thanks, guys Smiley
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