I certainly respect Mary, but I don't give her as much attention as my Catholic brethren do. She was still a sinful human being, an ordinary teenager, who just happened to be chosen by God to deliver His Son without the help of Joseph.
Allison is out of the picture for this holiday season, though we might get together after the holidays to talk, but nothing more will come out of this friendship. I am starting to embrace a celibate lifestyle. Singleness actually looks kind of appealing right now.
The ladies I am focusing on this holiday season are my mother and grandmother.
Hey God, age of consent laws are there for a reason you perv.