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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Joe Republic Bureau of Funny Post Archival on: Today at 01:40:14 pm
Context:

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
2  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / What is the moral of The Boy Who Cried Wolf? on: January 31, 2015, 04:24:35 pm
I have no idea why I made this.
3  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Opinion of Bill Cosby on: January 31, 2015, 03:18:21 am
How many women is this, over 20?
4  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Favorite Mario Brother on: January 29, 2015, 08:17:34 pm
Luigi never intentionally counted slowly so Mike Tyson could win.
5  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: A spooky coincidence on: January 28, 2015, 11:50:24 pm
12/2/2010: Poster A makes his final post prior to his first banning.

12/23/2010: Poster B registers as a member of the forum and begins posting on the same date. He posts almost every day through fall of 2014.

12/24/2014: Poster B, who had been posting less frequently since August, makes his final post of 2014.

1/1/2015: Poster A returns to the forum.

1/16/2015: Poster A makes his final post prior to his second banning.

1/17/2015: Poster B returns for the first time since Christmas Eve of the previous year. He makes two posts, one of them in the "Opinion of Poster A" thread. (By now, I am sure that most of you have guessed the identities of these posters.) Here is Poster B's second post:

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Had a dream where my face was the texture of cantaloupe rind, the lines were a mustardy color. And there was a scar like structure on my cheek that was a little patched over. I awoke and realized I had fallen asleep at my kitchen counter staring at a cantaloupe. Then I actually awoke and realized I was in my bed and started freaking out and my face felt weird but there was nothing there.



And what does this have to do with Napoleon being Kyle Mercado the whole time? Does it mean Libertas was Kyle too?
6  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Recent bans on: January 28, 2015, 12:38:33 am
If I changed my display name to WhitePowerKKK, will I get banned? May I do that?
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners on: January 28, 2015, 12:32:51 am
One of these is a morbidly obese man who has the worst possible judgment in all situations. He is completely incapable of learning from his mistakes, consistently makes the worst possible choice in every possible scenario, and is a deranged manchild completely lacking in maturity who has no understanding whatsoever of how his actions affect others and the negative impact he has in general.

The other is a cartoon character.
8  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: State rivalries on: January 27, 2015, 09:19:09 pm
I'm pretty sure Michigan and Ohio went to war with each other once.
9  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: State rivalries on: January 27, 2015, 05:39:03 pm
I once saw a shirt that was something like "Texas terminology" or something. It was in Texas, so it's no joke.

Caption of a picture of Texas: Heaven
Caption of a picture of California: Hell.
10  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: State rivalries on: January 27, 2015, 09:19:36 am
California and Texas.
11  General Politics / Individual Politics / Should Andrew Cuomo be the governor of Mississippi? on: January 27, 2015, 09:17:38 am
Atlas most hated governor in Atlas most hated state. Match made in Hell?
12  General Discussion / Religion & Philosophy / Re: Was Mary Magdalene Jesus' wife? on: January 25, 2015, 02:05:17 pm
No. She may have liked Him that way, and she likely meant a lot to Him, (Why else do you think she was one of the first people to see Him after coming back to life?) but He's too good for a simple human.
13  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Should Facebook allow photos of women breastfeeding? on: January 24, 2015, 04:14:00 pm
First world problems.
Not really, people all over the world are on the site, including 3rd world countries.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Are you a virgin? on: January 24, 2015, 11:50:50 am
Afraid to vote even in a private poll (as far as we know) for fear of being banned
Or maybe not voting because this is a stupid poll.
15  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of the Previous Poster's Signature: The Wrath of Khan on: January 24, 2015, 11:21:03 am
I don't know any of these people (normal)
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Would you support Rochambeau's unbanning? on: January 23, 2015, 12:45:29 pm
Aw, I'm sorry!  Did my post trollishly distort the facts about how a poster was banned?  How utterly, utterly unacceptable.  I'm glad the forum community has no tolerance for such behavior.

i read this in john delancie's voice

     So did I. It was too perfect.

Joe Republic is Q/Discord? That makes complete sense.
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What Family Guy character is the preceding poster most like? on: January 23, 2015, 12:43:56 pm
Those two strange foreign guys.
18  Forum Community / Forum Community Election Match-ups / Re: Lief vs. Oakvale on: January 22, 2015, 07:34:04 pm
Lief because oakvale hates freedom.
19  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What Family Guy character is the preceding poster most like? on: January 22, 2015, 07:33:26 pm
Brian.


STOP NAMING SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS!
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Would you support Rochambeau's unbanning? on: January 22, 2015, 04:32:33 pm
If Libby and Engize can come back, so can he. Rochambeau was a mostly harmless poster that was a victim of bullying.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What Family Guy character is the preceding poster most like? on: January 22, 2015, 04:29:49 pm
Cleveland
22  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Did Reagan run on racism? on: January 21, 2015, 07:54:49 pm
Given his statements on "state's rights" and that woman from Chicago...

States Rights =/=racism.


True, it's more than that: homophobia, sexism, and classism as well.
And there are also legitimate states rights issues that have nothing to do with things like that.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oxford School of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: January 21, 2015, 07:04:54 pm
Yes, every Republican since Nixon has run on the New Jim Crow platform of gutting welfare and locking up minorities.
24  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Did Reagan run on racism? on: January 21, 2015, 06:56:35 pm
Given his statements on "state's rights" and that woman from Chicago...

States Rights =/=racism.

Uh, there's a reason "Reagan Democrats" were a thing.

The phrase "Reagan Democrats" usually refers to Northerners.
25  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: LEAST Favorite U.S. States Tournament: FINAL ROUND on: January 20, 2015, 01:42:39 pm
Everything bad about the United States is in Mississippi.

There are no endless pancake flat praries in Mississippi.

Almost everything, then. But Mississippi is the go-to place that represents nearly everything wrong with the country.
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