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1  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Fun new meme on: May 24, 2013, 11:19:11 pm
Yes, the Reagan Generation really is terrible.
2  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Would you take a bullet for the President? on: May 24, 2013, 08:23:00 pm
If I knew him personally, yes.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 08:21:45 pm
"Visiting the dietician" might actually be the perfect framing device for the BushOK movie.
4  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 08:13:03 pm
Do most oklahomans share bushie's hatred of walking?

Mark my words, it wont be long before bushie gets a handicapped placard flr his car so he can park up front!

If most are, then all a handicap sticker will get him is parking within the first 5 rows.
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 04:50:51 pm
Unfortunately, Lief, the sweet release of death at 50 will probably evade Bushie.  The travesty is that we the taxpayers will be tossing billions in Medicare dollars to keep him and his kind alive until he's 70, maybe even 80.

His suffering will not be an earlier death but a steady diet of blood pressure and heart meds, knee/hip replacements, etc., etc. at our expense, while praying that the Blessed Lord comes to destroy us all for our sins and reward him with a mansion in the sky.
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 04:33:19 pm
You still didn't answer my question BTW.  How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?

Probably 3.  I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat.  I generally stop at 3.

Bushie, walk through this logically:

  • You are severely obese due to poor eating habits.
  • You normally eat 3 sloppy joes.
  • Yesterday, you ate 4 sloppy joes.

How in the world can you say you dieted yesterday?

If you normally ate 5 and ate 4, or normally ate 3 and this time only ate 1, I'd give you some points.  But yesterday you ate 4 and you normally ate 3.  You're doing even worse, not better.

"Clean up the meat" is a lame excuse, too.  You have a refrigerator.  You could have easily ate 1 sloppy joe and a large salad for dinner, another sloppy joe and a large salad for lunch the next day, and another sloppy joe and large salad the next night for dinner--more than satisfying your 3 sloppy joe fix and eating far less calories over a two day period.
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Comedy Goldmine on: May 24, 2013, 04:30:18 pm
You still didn't answer my question BTW.  How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?

Probably 3.  I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat.  I generally stop at 3.

/thread
8  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: How do you pronounce "Musquodoboit"? on: May 24, 2013, 03:31:17 pm
Mosquito bite?
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 03:12:48 pm
You still didn't answer my question BTW.  How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 03:06:41 pm
This does make me feel better.

I tend to feel guilty indulging on a big slice of pizza or getting one burger.

If 5'7" Bushie needs to be slamming down 4 sloppy joes a night to be in his condition, I guess I'll always be okay.
11  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Economic conservatism back down, social liberalism breaks 30% on: May 24, 2013, 02:25:22 pm




12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Should BushOK watch and comment on the Champions League Final? on: May 24, 2013, 01:59:48 pm
Yes.  He should get a Twitter for it, too.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 01:50:55 pm
That's a good sized meal Opie, but you probably still ingested far less fat and sugar than Bushie did.

Forgot to mention 3 of us had Cokes, (the other two only water)...

Oh I guarantee Bushie did too. 

And you probably burn more cals in one night at the brothel than Bushie does in a week.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 01:23:52 pm
That's a good sized meal Opie, but you probably still ingested far less fat and sugar than Bushie did.
15  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Rep. Tom Cotton (R-AR) takes a leaf out of the Kim dynasty's book on: May 24, 2013, 01:21:39 pm
GOP wants to make people disappear and a Democratic administration asserts the right to assassinate American citizens without trial. Why are you guys even pretending you are in a free country?

Assassinating overseas defected citizens in Mali is an actually a good counterterrorism measure while this is fascism.
16  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Louie Gohmert: Women should carry nonviable pregnancies to term on: May 24, 2013, 01:18:10 pm
Guys, be fair.  Louie is just looking out for his fellow deformed monstrosities.

I think it's relevant that in these stupid pro-life commentaries the baby to be born is mostly referred to as "him."
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 01:09:13 pm
Question Bushie: how many sloppy js would you be eating if you weren't on a diet?
18  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 24, 2013, 12:37:15 pm
Lol
19  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: does google docs make ms office obsolete? on: May 23, 2013, 08:25:43 pm
I find it gets the job done.  I also like that it autosaves.

Office is better but Docs is probably the best free one because it's so simple.
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Calories on: May 23, 2013, 07:00:58 pm
2.5-3k.  About right for my size.
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: How did you find this site? on: May 23, 2013, 06:52:17 pm
King brought me here in 2004.

Yeah, me and Duke were both on a Mac users forum.

Their political board was terrible because owning a Mac was even more liberal hipster than it is now.

I found this board after looking up election whatifs from 2000 here.

#grin

:@
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 23, 2013, 06:43:58 pm
Also, Bushie has a smart phone, right? Atkins has decent free app.  It does a "daily plan" with new meals every day and recipes for breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner.  That might be a way to go.

It could also help his parents get healthier recipes.



Also, you should buy some baby carrots and salad mix at the store.  Stir fry mixes are fairly cheap and have good variety, too.  Good for you if you're under 2000 calories, but if you get hungry late at night its better to have a big stock up of vegetables to snack on than get tempted to eat anything else.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral" on: May 23, 2013, 06:37:58 pm
Cereal/general food tip: if it's white, it's not good for you.
24  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / IRS retakes crown as most hated government agency on: May 23, 2013, 06:34:28 pm
The Federal Reserve had earned the honor in recent years, but the IRS is back baby.


25  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Boy Scouts lift ban on openly gay members on: May 23, 2013, 06:29:27 pm
Pretty stupid to leave the ban on leaders.  All it takes is a highly decorated gay troop member being passed up leadership for a less qualified member and they're wasting money in the courtroom.
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