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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
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on: May 24, 2013, 08:13:03 pm
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Do most oklahomans share bushie's hatred of walking?
Mark my words, it wont be long before bushie gets a handicapped placard flr his car so he can park up front!
If most are, then all a handicap sticker will get him is parking within the first 5 rows.
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
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on: May 24, 2013, 04:50:51 pm
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Unfortunately, Lief, the sweet release of death at 50 will probably evade Bushie. The travesty is that we the taxpayers will be tossing billions in Medicare dollars to keep him and his kind alive until he's 70, maybe even 80.
His suffering will not be an earlier death but a steady diet of blood pressure and heart meds, knee/hip replacements, etc., etc. at our expense, while praying that the Blessed Lord comes to destroy us all for our sins and reward him with a mansion in the sky.
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
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on: May 24, 2013, 04:33:19 pm
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You still didn't answer my question BTW. How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?
Probably 3. I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat. I generally stop at 3. Bushie, walk through this logically: - You are severely obese due to poor eating habits.
- You normally eat 3 sloppy joes.
- Yesterday, you ate 4 sloppy joes.
How in the world can you say you dieted yesterday? If you normally ate 5 and ate 4, or normally ate 3 and this time only ate 1, I'd give you some points. But yesterday you ate 4 and you normally ate 3. You're doing even worse, not better. "Clean up the meat" is a lame excuse, too. You have a refrigerator. You could have easily ate 1 sloppy joe and a large salad for dinner, another sloppy joe and a large salad for lunch the next day, and another sloppy joe and large salad the next night for dinner--more than satisfying your 3 sloppy joe fix and eating far less calories over a two day period.
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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on: May 24, 2013, 04:30:18 pm
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You still didn't answer my question BTW. How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?
Probably 3. I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat. I generally stop at 3. /thread
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
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on: May 24, 2013, 01:50:55 pm
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That's a good sized meal Opie, but you probably still ingested far less fat and sugar than Bushie did.
Forgot to mention 3 of us had Cokes, (the other two only water)... Oh I guarantee Bushie did too. And you probably burn more cals in one night at the brothel than Bushie does in a week.
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: How did you find this site?
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on: May 23, 2013, 06:52:17 pm
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King brought me here in 2004.
Yeah, me and Duke were both on a Mac users forum. Their political board was terrible because owning a Mac was even more liberal hipster than it is now. I found this board after looking up election whatifs from 2000 here. #grin :@
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Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
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on: May 23, 2013, 06:43:58 pm
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Also, Bushie has a smart phone, right? Atkins has decent free app. It does a "daily plan" with new meals every day and recipes for breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner. That might be a way to go.
It could also help his parents get healthier recipes.
Also, you should buy some baby carrots and salad mix at the store. Stir fry mixes are fairly cheap and have good variety, too. Good for you if you're under 2000 calories, but if you get hungry late at night its better to have a big stock up of vegetables to snack on than get tempted to eat anything else.
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