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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 20, 2014, 04:52:40 pm
Bushie needs to start off with consistent walking before he gets into weights, Smash.

It isn't like I am asking him to start lifting heavy or anything like that, 10 pound dumbbells is all I am asking him to get.
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 20, 2014, 03:23:37 pm
I need to eat more vegetables and I will do so.  Maybe not every single meal, but most meals.  As far as exercise, I need to make the time to do it.

How do you not have time to exercise??

That would interfere with the 6 hours of napping and 9 hours of irrelevant football games!

Hell you can exercise with some dumbbells and watch football at the same time, I do it all the time.
3  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: NFL Pick a Winner Week #12 on: November 20, 2014, 03:21:46 pm
KC
4  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: NFL Pick Em, Week 12 on: November 20, 2014, 03:19:51 pm

THU, NOV 20  
Kansas City at Oakland


SUN, NOV 23  
Cleveland at Atlanta  
Tennessee at Philadelphia  
Detroit at New England 
Green Bay
at Minnesota  
Jacksonville at Indianapolis  
Cincinnati at Houston  
NY Jets at Buffalo  
Tampa Bay at Chicago 
Arizona at Seattle  
St. Louis at San Diego 
Miami at Denver 
Washington at San Francisco   
Dallas
at NY Giants  

MON, NOV 24  
Baltimore at New Orleans  

TIE BREAKER - THE SNOW BOWL - NY JETS AND BUFFALO- 37
5  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: What is your height? on: November 20, 2014, 02:38:20 pm
5'9"
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 20, 2014, 02:37:41 pm
I need to eat more vegetables and I will do so.  Maybe not every single meal, but most meals.  As far as exercise, I need to make the time to do it.

How do you not have time to exercise??
7  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping on: November 20, 2014, 01:52:47 pm
Lunch time.  Today has been very productive so far.  My back still hurts, but it may take time to alleviate.  I really need to lose weight.  I'm sure if I lost even 25-50 pounds, my back would feel better.  So, I am going to try to behave myself the rest of the year except for Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day.  I know I'll feel better if I can get some of this weight off.

Will you exercise??
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: How much do you currently weigh? on: November 20, 2014, 10:41:06 am
160
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 19, 2014, 11:27:52 pm
Once again it's looking like it's more expensive to keep Bushie employed than not.

Would you rather my back completely go out on me in a chair that doesn't fit me?

I'd rather you took care of your health and lost enough weight so you stand normal, human-style activities like sitting without hurting yourself. Alas, that won't happen, will it?

That takes time and needs to happen.  I needed relief IMMEDIATELY.  I can't lose 100 pounds overnight.  I'm going bowling Saturday night and I don't need a painful back while I bowl.

As someone who bowl (and not everyone I bowl with is in the greatest shape) I can't even imagine you trying to throw a ball down a lane.

Will Bushie request bumpers on the lanes to avoid gutter balls? Will he use a four-pound neon-colored children's ball? Will he spend the whole time sitting at the snack bar eating nachos and buying Fun Dips from the vending machine?

This is basically why I can't imagine Bushie trying to nowl.  I don't think he is strong enough to get a heavier ball down the lane, but his fingers are too fat to get in a light ball.
10  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 19, 2014, 11:09:37 pm
Once again it's looking like it's more expensive to keep Bushie employed than not.

Would you rather my back completely go out on me in a chair that doesn't fit me?

I'd rather you took care of your health and lost enough weight so you stand normal, human-style activities like sitting without hurting yourself. Alas, that won't happen, will it?

That takes time and needs to happen.  I needed relief IMMEDIATELY.  I can't lose 100 pounds overnight.  I'm going bowling Saturday night and I don't need a painful back while I bowl.

As someone who bowl (and not everyone I bowl with is in the greatest shape) I can't even imagine you trying to throw a ball down a lane.
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 19, 2014, 11:05:08 pm
My life is going very well right now, I am living my life enjoyably right now.  I have a darn good job and I have a great God and great friends.  I am not letting life pass me by.  For you or any one else to claim otherwise is absolutely asinine.  Yes, I'm a big boy, but that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying life.  I'm not overly worried about it and nor should I be.  I don't lose sleep over it (obviously).

Jeff, you're no doubt tolerating existence (I hesitate to call it a life, aside from what seems like a warm family life), but enjoying? How are you OK with these things:

 - Your "great job" is a temp / contract position where you've missed 25 percent at least in less than three weeks. Granted, some of that wasn't your fault ... but some was. That means less money out of an already low-paying job (there's nothing wrong with the position itself ... it's just not allowing you to even get close to self-sufficiency based on the setup and the way you're treating it.)

 - You are totally reliant on your family to care for you. If you are indeed mentally sound, as you claim, you should be ashamed and be working your ass off to get out from that situation (instead of napping, watching sports, etc.).

 - You are in awful health. You're not a "big boy" and OK (that, by the way, is what obese children say to themselves because an idiot doting mother has said it to them) ... you're an obese adult who sees the truth staring him in the face and turns to another greasy cheeseburger to drown out the thought of doing anything to help yourself.

 - Again, health. It's so bad that it impacts every single thing you do. Too tired to do much at any time (your weight is impacting your energy level and you very likely have sleep apnea because of your fat chest weighing on your lungs). You can't even sit without threat of injury.

 - One more time -- health. You're not worried about it? Look in the mirror. Try to do 10 jumping jacks. Sit without hurting yourself. Try to spot your dick without looking in a mirror. Sleepy yet? Probably ... and it ought to worry the hell out of you.

I've come back to this so many times and you simply ignore it, but I don't understand how someone who can claim to "do everything I can to further God's kingdom" can justify the type of lifestyle you have.

You really think your God is OK with you being a sloth? When I ask you "what have you done to further God's kingdom today," I don't mean attending a church dinner or some cursory scan of a Bible. I mean what have you done to improve yourself so you can help others?

Things don't have to be perfect for me to enjoy life.  Sure, there are many things I would like to and need to change, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying life.  My job pays pretty good.  It pays $15.00 an hour which for a bachelor in Oklahoma is pretty good.  It is going to get me a lot closer to self-sustenance, because 1) it's more money than I've made in a long time, 2) It has the potential to be a longer term job than what I initially thought.  You have to count today as a full day because I went to work and was sent home due to an uncontrollable circumstance.  Had that circumstance not happened, I would have stayed all day.  With today counting as a full day, I have only missed two full days plus 90 minutes in the 13 days.  That's much more than 75% attendance.  So, I reject your notion that life is not enjoyable for me right now.  I never said things were perfect and you cannot equate the two.

Whether I count it as a full day or not doesn't matter. Did they pay you for it. That's what matters.

And I have no doubt you enjoy your life ... for reasons that harm others. Taking advantage of others. Contributing little to nothing. That's enjoyable, when all your basic needs are met and you don't have to do much of anything to ensure they are. Enjoyable does not equal right, and you know it.

Also, you ignored the health pieces entirely. Your back giving out WHILE YOU SIT should be a screaming wake-up call to you. You are a walking health nightmare and your complete acceptance of it WILL KILL YOU. That should make you care. Sadly, you show no concern whatsoever.

See, this is why I don't enjoy Update any more.  This makes me seem like a bad guy who is purposefully abusing my family.  I can tell you my motives and intentions are pure.  I don't purposefully take advantage of anyone.  I love and care for everyone, almost to a fault.  Anybody you talk to would say the same things about me.  Am I misguided sometimes?  Of course I am.  They would tell you they are too, sometimes.

I did not ignore the health pieces at all.  I said things are not perfect and there are things I would like to and need to change.  That answers all the questions right there.  I don't need to elaborate on every subject.  You'll find whatever you can wrong with what I say and lambast me for it tomorrow night.

Then make the F***** changes.  How long have you been asked to make changes in your diet??  How long have you been asked to exercise??  How long have  I told you to go to the store and buy a $20 F***** pair of dumbbells??

It isn't like we are asking you to do difficult things.   I am the same age as you, I beliee J-Mann is as well, its not a bad chair that is causing your back pain, its the fat.

 Your health is a disaster, its dangerous, if you don't start making changes you WILL F***** DIE.  No one is saying you have to quick eating like crap cold turkey or can't cheat from time to time, but you need to do better.  Hell, as I have admitted before I really can't cook much either, and eat like crap, but I also don't completey gorge myself either.  I probably shouldn't eat the way I do, but I can get away with it because I'm 5'9 160 and work out. You don't really have the same option because you are almost twice my weight and haven't run or lifted a weight in a decade. 

I have been battling a bad cold (pehaps even the flu) for the last few days and would be running circles around you, that's sad considering I feel like beyond trash.  You need to stop eating s***, you need to start working out, or YOU WILL F***** DIE. 
12  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Did you like gym class in school? on: November 19, 2014, 05:26:40 pm
Yes, always enjoyed it, was generally my favorite subject.
13  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 19, 2014, 04:31:35 pm
Well, a power outage really would put the brakes on things. We lost our internet a few weeks ago, and I was pretty helpless. But Gramps is right, Jeff -- you seem to have a celebratory attitude about such things: snow days, power outages, etc. Those are bad things, you realize, because they're a total loss in productivity at a job AND hurting you financially, right?

Oh, and the Christmas thing ... not "wrong," but incredibly socially strange. You are an extreme outlier, sort of like if a 40-year-old only dated 16-year-olds because it was technically legal in his state. AND he makes a big deal about it. Not wrong. Just plain weird.

What are you doing to live your fullest for Jesus today and further his kingdom?

Perhaps the celebratory attitude was a bit excessive.  I should not have put the two exclamation points on there.  Whoops.  I spent the day about like I did last Wednesday when I was off for the headache - napping.  I decided to wake up because 1) I want to sleep tonight and 2) I am going to church in a few hours for dinner and the final Wednesday night service before Thanksgiving and the Advent Season.  Next week we are having our midweek service on Tuesday, a special Thanksgiving service, so families can have Wednesday night with family or preparing for the feast on Thursday or what not.  We are having our all church Thanksgiving Dinner this Sunday at 1700.  Last year's dinner was canceled due to wintry weather.  This time looks either dry or maybe just rain.

Granted I don't do it anymore since I am traveling on Wed before Thanksgiving, but that Wed should be far bar and club hopping.
14  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: How fast do you drive on the expressway? on: November 19, 2014, 11:13:36 am
Most speed limits around here are 55 mph.  I pretty much go in the flow of traffic, whether its bumper to bumper or going above the speed limit.  I'm not one of those who constantly change lanes, though I will if I am going behnd drivers going slower than the flow of traffic.  75-80 mph is what I will usually go if the traffic is light enough, (which isn't that often on Long Island unless pretty late at night) although I will push 85-90 or so at times.
15  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Major League Baseball HOT STOVE! on: November 18, 2014, 02:06:54 pm
Being a long suffering Pirate fan I have no room to talk, but Hokey, are you seriously going to tell us  you expect the Mets to even sniff a wild card spot, much less their division?  Roll Eyes

I expect the Mets to win the NL East with anywhere between 91-95 victories, yes. 

Harvey - deGrom - Niese - Wheeler - Syndergaard/Colon/Montero/Gee (whoever impresses the most)

Familia - Parnell - Mejia - Edgin - Black at the forefront in the 'pen. 

It's about pitching, Uncle Gramps.

ROTFLMMFAO
16  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: First Annual Steelers March to the SuperBowl thread on: November 18, 2014, 02:05:15 pm
I'm worried about Tennessee Monday.

I'd expect one of those games where Tennessee puts up a fight in one half and goes in the tank in the other half. Which Pittsburgh team shows up is the worry.

Good call
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Snow driving... on: November 17, 2014, 11:36:55 am
I missed one day of work last year because of snow/ice.  The only reason I missed it was the night before I got hit by a wrong way driver and renting a car in an ice storm would have been a pain in the ass so I waited the extra day.
18  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: NFL Pick a Winner Week #11 on: November 16, 2014, 12:04:48 pm
Ugh.  Washington
19  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: NFL Pick Em Winner Week #11 on: November 16, 2014, 12:01:44 pm
Miami for now

Minnesota
Cleveland
Seattle
Carolina
New Orleans
Washington
Denver
San Francisco
San Diego
Green Bay
Arizona
Indianapolis
Pittsburgh


Tiebreaker 57
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: When will Bushie's headache end? on: November 13, 2014, 02:37:35 pm
Write in:  Death

So pretty soon then??
21  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 13, 2014, 02:27:59 pm
I'm curious what he means by "try something new." I doubt anything good, but I am curious.

Yes, more "experiments," like, "Maybe another Coke will make me feel better. And if that doesn't work, another extra. Or possibly a third trip to Braum's. Or another day off work. Or several more hours of television."

Seriously, Jeff -- does it bother you that your physical health is such a mess and your body such a wreck that you are crippled from working just a week into a new position? Does it bother you at all that you do nothing to improve your health?

It doesn't and that is the most f***** part of this whole thing.  He is okay with it and thinks its normal.

By the time he realizes it he will need a dozen pall-bearer's carrying his corpse
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 13, 2014, 01:01:43 pm
The doctor just gave me a shot and sent me home.  I am going to try something new.  I'm going to try to stay busy and ignore my headache.  I'm going to work regardless tomorrow.
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No you aren't, well you might go in, but you won't be there long.  You have been fired.
23  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: Andrew Cuomo's performance on: November 13, 2014, 12:49:47 pm
Turnout was brutal in NY
24  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: NFL Pick Em Winner Week #11 on: November 13, 2014, 12:24:54 pm
Miami for now
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: November 13, 2014, 10:44:20 am
BREAKING NEWS: Bushie is officially taking another day off from work.

He will be visiting his Indian doctor according to my sources (aka the facialbooks).

Don't worry his boss is "nice".  I just can't imagine what Bushie's resume looks like
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