My family has had bad experience's with the democratic party.

Yea you're going to have to elaborate on this.

$20 says Bill Clinton did something to a female family member.

Damn, that is part of it, but not the main reason.

Jesus Christ, has Clinton screwed a third of Arkansas at this point?

I don't know, but He didn't have sex with her, He just had some state trooper try and get her to come to the governor's office while he was there so he could "Meet Her".

What does that have to do with the Democratic Party?

My family has had bad experience's with the democratic party.

Yea you're going to have to elaborate on this.

Adam wins.

Wait...I just thought about something and this may have been addressed before but how did Bushie have a Playboy TV subscription when he shares a single wide mobile home with his parents?

You still didn't answer my question BTW.  How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?

Probably 3.  I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat.  I generally stop at 3.

Bushie, walk through this logically:

• You are severely obese due to poor eating habits.
• You normally eat 3 sloppy joes.
  
• Yesterday, you ate 4 sloppy joes.

How in the world can you say you dieted yesterday?

But he lost 2 POUNDS!!!1!!!!!!!111!!

If you aren't terrible, come chat.

I still lost 2 pounds as a result of the 4 sloppy joes. 

No, that's not how it works.

Forget it.  You'll never convince him.  He's going to lose weight gorging on Mexican tonight because the beans make him sh**t a lot.  Get with it, Mr. Kemp.

Oh I know. As I said before, there was a time when I genuinely wanted things to work out for this guy but now the only point is to sit back and laugh (or cry).

The Simfan34 and Simfan35 stuff reminded me of what happened on Arrested Development!

How so?

I still lost 2 pounds as a result of the 4 sloppy joes. 

No, that's not how it works.

Who's surprised?

Do you fellows pretend that you eat the equivalent of less than 4 sloppy joes for a normal dinner?  Or that such a diet is normal for adult males?  

I'd say not eating four sloppy joes in one sitting is pretty "normal."

Lol

The only logical reaction at this point.

I've moved to the Pacific. Please reflect in the voter roll.

Unless you have a confession or whatever, I'll step up and say I don't believe HPJ is actually guilty of sockpuppetry.

What information do you have that you think the moderators don't already?

Huh? I'm just saying I think the moderators might be making false assumptions. Especially when you consider this:

Wonder who the puppet master is.

I'm going to be honest.  I was accused of being his sock, but actually, he goes to my school and thus has the same IP address during the day (we have school laptops here). 

I regret telling him about the site, but I didn't think he'd be this crazy and make all these post dumps. 

Perfectly good explanation, as far as I can see. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

You don't think they've looked into it further than "making assumptions"?

Also, I believe some of AmericansforAmerica or whatever's posts were made at night, discounting said explanation.

Unless you have a confession or whatever, I'll step up and say I don't believe HPJ is actually guilty of sockpuppetry.

What information do you have that you think the moderators don't already?

Also, what happened with AmericanforAmerica or whatever? Wasn't he a HPJ sock?

Also, I wasn't really trying with capitalization!

Summary of this thread.

Guys, every thing we need to know about his desire to get his act together can be seen in his effort to trick his walking app by turning it on in his car.

Option 3

a lot

Yes, but at your tender age you burn it off as fast as  you take it in......so your'e good. 

Yea, if I was eating now every thing I ate at 16 I'd be 300 lbs.

I'm sorry.

It's official: Atlas Forum has just got its balls cut off.

I'm not sure a site about electoral maps ever had "balls."

In order to cement my claim as an Atlas elder, my original registration was January 2004.

I try for 1500 but usually end up around 1800.

I'm not going to follow all of her advice as she wants me to stay within 1500-1800 calories.  That is just not going to happen.  I can do 2000-2250, but I refuse to starve myself and I refuse to constantly be hungry and not be able to enjoy meal time.  She also thinks I should only have 3 oz of meat per day (the size of a smart phone).  I'm sorry, but that's only 2-3 bites.  Not going to happen.  If I want a steak, I'm going to have a steak.  Not every day, naturally, but once in a while, I will indulge in a steak.

Then you're not going to get into the Peace Corps, you're not going to make it to Kenya, and you're not going to live very long. I'm sorry, but it's true.

2000 calories is not a lot and a steak every once in a while is not going to shorten my life.  Remember that link that Inks gave, I think in Season VI with the Calorie Recommendation.  It recommended I get over 2,500 and closer to 3,000 calories.  2,000 calories will not kill me and neither will a steak every now and then.

Yea listen to an internet link over a dietician...

I'm not going to follow all of her advice as she wants me to stay within 1500-1800 calories.  That is just not going to happen.  I can do 2000-2250, but I refuse to starve myself and I refuse to constantly be hungry and not be able to enjoy meal time.  She also thinks I should only have 3 oz of meat per day (the size of a smart phone).  I'm sorry, but that's only 2-3 bites.  Not going to happen.  If I want a steak, I'm going to have a steak.  Not every day, naturally, but once in a while, I will indulge in a steak.

I'd like to say "unbelievable" but it's really not. What a zilch.