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1  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Opinion of BushOklahoma on: October 30, 2014, 11:29:34 pm
Oh wait, so FF doesn't stand for Fat F#$%?
2  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 30, 2014, 10:58:20 pm
Man this makes it all the more hilarious in hindsight that Bushie wanted to pursue A+ Certification.

Is there anything hilarious about the fact that Bushie is about to start a CADD job despite being apparently incapable of even downloading the CADD software and will be working on contracts involving defense-related matters? How many people are going to die as a result of this?

Didn't you say you were leaving the thread because you felt like an abused spouse?

I guess you just can't quit Bushie? Tongue

When I said, "I'm done," I meant I am done giving him any remotely helpful or sympathetic advice. I still reserve my right to be amused and entertained by the hapless bumblings of the Antihero. I shall guffaw from my balcony and be the Stadtler and Waldorf to the f#$%ed up Muppet Show that is The Update.
3  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 30, 2014, 10:33:37 pm
I'm going to bed!!  I'll play with this tomorrow.

4  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Graham: "white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in my pres" on: October 30, 2014, 10:24:25 pm
In a Graham Administration, the Oval Office will be outfitted with a portrait of Oscar Wilde, and a Victorian fainting couch for when late nights in male-only clubs give Lindsey a touch of the vapors.
5  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Should the views of the Founding Fathers matter in modern political policy? on: October 30, 2014, 08:41:36 pm
Do Germans fret about what Charlemagne would have done about the Greece bailout?

Do British MPs insist they not stray from the values of Richard the Lionheart?
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 30, 2014, 08:27:26 pm
Man this makes it all the more hilarious in hindsight that Bushie wanted to pursue A+ Certification.

Is there anything hilarious about the fact that Bushie is about to start a CADD job despite being apparently incapable of even downloading the CADD software and will be working on contracts involving defense-related matters? How many people are going to die as a result of this?
7  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Ben Carson Super PAC already has campaign chairmen for all 99 Iowa counties on: October 29, 2014, 11:06:56 pm
Carsonmentum Mobentum
8  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 29, 2014, 10:34:04 pm
It is installing right now.  It will take another 90 minutes or so.

"Whoops, looks like I downloaded the 64-bit version instead of the 32-bit version. Guess I'll have to go back to watching TV while I wait."

"Finally installed, now to- oh wait, time for Family Dinner #6. No time for CAD now."

"What's my username again? Maybe going to Braum's will jog my memory."

"Well now I forgot my password. There's a question I have to answer...oh wait, forgot the answer to the Forgot Your Password Question. Time for Bible study."
9  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: 2014 Selfie Creepfest/Post a picture of yourself thread on: October 29, 2014, 10:21:50 pm


GUESS WHO VOTED EARLY TODAY

Where is your "I Voted" sticker?
10  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Gubernatorial/Statewide Elections / Re: Who will win in Maine? on: October 29, 2014, 10:15:14 pm
This just came out this afternoon:

http://www.pressherald.com/2014/10/29/angus-king-switches-endorsement-from-cutler-to-michaud/

I don't care much for King--his sentiments go whichever way the wind blows.  But this endorsement for Michaud (plus some of the Cutler supporters who declared for Michaud after the Cutler press conference) can't hurt.

I think if this means anything it's that Angus King is going to stay in the Democratic caucus next year with or without a Republican majority.
11  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 29, 2014, 09:44:53 pm
They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

I'm not sure what role the Browns play in Jeff's life apart from swiping the credit card on his latest harebrained antics. Granny has already bought Jeff a pair of pants; I'm sure their stay together will involve plenty of her "waiting on him."

Jeff, Kohl's is basically Of Fat Flyover Country Schmucks, By Fat Flyover Country Schmucks, For Fat Flyover Country Schmucks. If you're too fat for Kohl's, you're too fat to exist.
12  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Right-wing rag Politico already trying to take down Clinton on: October 29, 2014, 08:52:41 pm
I will admit that somewhere in the back of my mind, I wonder if Hillary Clinton is going to be the Thomas E. Dewey of 2016 - someone who seems like the most inevitable of inevitables only to lose by hair in a twist that no one saw coming.
13  Forum Community / Off-topic Board / Re: Happy Diwali! on: October 29, 2014, 08:35:58 pm
Yes indeed...makes me nostalgic for primary school days.

In fact, I was at a Diwali celebration this past Friday with several East Indian friends of mine.
Did you dress up in Indian clothes? I always lend some of mine to my friends during cultural events. I <3 white people in Indian clothes.

White people dressing up in Indian clothes they borrowed from their Indian friends = International Day at my school every single year growing up
14  Other Elections - Analysis and Discussion / Congressional Elections / Re: Who will win in NH-1? on: October 29, 2014, 08:10:25 pm
Is this going to be a seat that flips back and forth, going to the Ds in presidential years and the Rs in off-years?
15  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Would you rather live in a left-wing theocracy or a Randian Objectist society? on: October 29, 2014, 08:06:07 pm
I can see either one ending with large numbers of people dying, so I'm largely indifferent.
16  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone III - Lowborn Egoism Herrings on: October 28, 2014, 08:37:25 pm
Surviving huddled in my dorm on peanut butter and tuna fish. Ran out of tuna fish. I woke up late, so this is my third meal, and I don't feel like running down my student account or my real account to buy food. I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be doing something to get ready for tomorrow (study, maybe), but the urge isn't there. "Family Guy" on Hulu, however, is.

...midterms?
17  Forum Community / Forum Community / Is Bushie a personification of White Male Privilege? on: October 28, 2014, 07:25:12 pm
The fact is that a woman or a black or Hispanic person with his work history, industriousness and general ambition would be slogging away at a minimum wage job and living in squalor. Bushie had a college degree handed to him and squandered it. He had a career certification handed to him and squandered it. He has an entire furnished apartment that he doesn't even live in. He considers minimum wage jobs to be beneath his dignity. And he firmly believes that he is entitled to all of this and far more. When it is brought to his attention that others with far fewer opportunities than him must struggle far more, he dismissively responds, "Life is not fair."
18  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Alabama charity rushes to help man truly in need on: October 27, 2014, 06:21:21 pm
Disgusting.

Oh come on, we all know you'd be totally cool if someone paid off Les Miles' mortgage.
19  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: U.S. & Britain end Afghanistan missions today (It's finally over) on: October 26, 2014, 11:12:22 pm
Well, it's over for now. But it'll be a different story in three years when the Taliban is back on the up-and-up.

Already happening.

While living under the brutal regime of bearded, Medieval sadists is a terrible situation for the people of Afghanistan and the rest of the Middle East, I'm not sure what obligates the United States or any other country to prevent it.
20  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone III - Lowborn Egoism Herrings on: October 26, 2014, 11:03:41 pm
Just got off a plane from DC an hour or so ago. Unfortunately, I'm having some kind of cold/allergies/possible Ebola and am horribly congested; my mucus-clogged Eustachian tubes still haven't adjusted their air pressure so my head feels like it's about to explode.

The flight itself was equally unpleasant. I was seated in a row with an off-duty United flight attendant and a woman who insisted on trying to put two carry-on items in the overhead bin despite only being allowed one. She proceeded to pitch a fit about how as an Economy Plus passenger, she would not consent to be treated like a peasant from regular economy class and asserted her right to as much overhead storage space as she damn well pleased. After being forced to stow one of the bags underneath her seat, she proceeded to take out her iPad and take pictures of the overhead bin, the flight attendant sitting next to her and the flight attendant in the aisle who told her to move the bag. After refusing requests to delete the photos, she later posted them on Facebook, leading a flight attendant to angrily come to our row and very sternly tell her that she risked violating federal law by refusing to delete the pictures after being instructed to do so. The off-duty stewardess asked her why she couldn't have just put the bag under her seat to begin with and the woman started shouting at her that it was none of her business and she had no right to ask her personal questions. As we were deplaning, the woman made a point to hold up everyone behind her by stopping to inform the captain and the cabin crew at the front of the plane that their behavior was completely unacceptable and she would never fly on United again.
21  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: League of the South Makes An Appearance in Maryland on: October 26, 2014, 10:53:38 pm
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Until a few weeks ago, Michael Anthony Peroutka belonged to the League of the South, an Alabama-based group that decries the presence in this country of “hordes of non-white immigrants” and wants the South to secede from the union and return to its “Anglo-Celtic” roots.

Lol. Go back to Ellis Island ya damn dirty Czechoslovak.
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 24, 2014, 11:06:25 pm
Okay everyone here needs to stop and STFU. Am I the only person here who sees what's happening yet again?

Jeff reaches Peak Stupidity, as he periodically does, everyone rushes in to try to get him to abort his latest trainwreck, Jeff reacts with indignation and then when people start to withdraw their sympathy and attention, he becomes repentant and pleads with us to "give him one more chance."

I'm done. I don't know how many paragraphs of advice I've written in this disaster of a forum that he has never once even attempted to follow. Some of you are honestly turning into battered wives who throw up their hands only to fall into the trap again when Jeff does the equivalent of staggering home drunk and crying and exclaiming, "I swear to God baby this time I've changed for good!" I'm not going to be used anymore. Not by someone like him. It's just too pathetic and weird and sad.

Jeff Brown is not a good person. He's a selfish, lazy attention whore and when his parents kick the bucket he'll probably wind up living in state-subsidized squalor punctuated by the occasional visit from a case worker. I believe in a thing called karma, and Jeff has done absolutely nothing at this point to deserve any good things coming to him in the future.

If eighteen "seasons" of this BS aren't enough proof for the rest of you that this is the case, then I pity you. Adios, Jeff, you fat SOB. Indy's out.
23  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch on: October 24, 2014, 03:35:59 pm
Oh goodness. He's keeping an apartment there for his parents to pay for so he can go to church sometimes on the weekends? This is the problem. He is constantly signing leases in other cities before he really establishes himself at a job and then refuses to sublease it so his parents won't have to continue to pay rent. He's just sooooooo incredibly selfish it's amazing!

One thing you need to realize is I'll be making $15 an hour, so most of it will be my money, not my parents'.  I know this is not what people would normally do, but I don't have to do what everybody else does in order to be right.  This is our decision, and there is nothing wrong with our decision.

The entire Brown Family needs an intervention - Jeff, Mr. Brown, Mrs. Brown, maybe even granny. They need to be placed under some sort of financial conservatorship so that they won't waste any more money on enabling Jeff.
24  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Tom Menino (Mayor of Boston 1993-2014) Close to Death on: October 24, 2014, 03:14:40 pm
I suppose he was quite liked as a mayor, or, at the very least, had a big impact on his city, since I saw his name everywhere in Boston when I visited this summer.

Apparently the city is struggling to figure out what to do about that. Even mundane things like trash cans would say "City of Boston Public Works, Mayor Tom Menino" or something so they have to decide whether to replace his name with the current mayor or just have a moratorium on putting mayors' names on things.

I prefer the Gary Johnson Method of not putting the mayor/governor/executive's name on anything. That way signage only has to be replaced when it wears out, not every 4-8 years.
25  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Another School Shooting north of Seattle on: October 24, 2014, 03:12:08 pm
If everyone in that building had an AR-15, none of this would have happened.

And when is White America going to have a serious conversation about their culture of violence? If they're not rioting like animals at New Hampshire pumpkin festivals, they're listening to degenerate music like Foster The People.
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