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1  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: The Office of Cassius on: October 23, 2014, 06:07:13 pm
Are you aware that Mechaman has challenged you to a duel?
2  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: LUMINE EATS DEAD BABIES on: October 23, 2014, 04:20:11 pm
I'm so relieved I don't have any children.

I'm equally relieved Ignatius and I have gone over our drill for when the President is a cannibal.
3  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: LUMINE EATS DEAD BABIES on: October 23, 2014, 03:28:34 pm
WILL HE COME FOR YOUR CHILDREN? STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES ON NEWS 8 AT 11.
4  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 22, 2014, 12:48:42 am
Mr. Alfred, I have never had a regiment in Massachusetts.  But if I did, I would surely have come out victorious.

Anyway, thank you for your support.

 

Was that not you with the funny hats and the scimitars? I must apologize if not - news travels slowly through war-torn areas such as these.

Mr. Alfred, remember, that was Rhode Island.

Join my campaign.

I'd rather not be positively associated with you, thank you very much.
5  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Most Serene Squirrel for President on: October 21, 2014, 09:43:02 pm
What was the Squirrel doing meeting with a capitalist pig like Hillary Clinton? Is the Squirrel even a true revolutionary? Would the Squirrel be willing to donate supplies to Ganonsyoni to build a giant boat?
6  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 21, 2014, 09:41:11 pm
Mr. Alfred, I have never had a regiment in Massachusetts.  But if I did, I would surely have come out victorious.

Anyway, thank you for your support.

 

Was that not you with the funny hats and the scimitars? I must apologize if not - news travels slowly through war-torn areas such as these.
7  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Don't vote for deviants on: October 21, 2014, 09:34:24 pm
I am confident the good people/furries/otherkin of Atlasia will not countenance this persecutory campaign.  You bumfuzzle your supporters with cries of 'fascism' and yet trade in its currency.

The United Furries of Atlasia report that we would very much like to protest this but are too busy mourning the destruction of significant amounts of Pittsburgh (by mostly governmental forces, might we add) during the Ganonsyonian Revolution to really do anything. We also reiterate our nominal support for the Squirrel/BK ticket.
8  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 21, 2014, 09:26:13 pm
My, my, Mr. Winfield, sir, you're quite the petulant fellow today.

Thank  you for your endorsement of my candidacy for Governor Mr. Jones.  Much appreciated.

Oh my, is it Opposite Day already?
9  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Don't vote for deviants on: October 21, 2014, 08:50:44 pm


What's M. Poirot's fursona, I wonder? I'll bet it's a chicken.

This was the first question that came to my mind as well.

Step up, step up, place your bets! I couldn't find any furry art of that other Poirot, so we'll have to make do with mere speculation.
10  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Most Serene Squirrel for President on: October 21, 2014, 07:45:25 pm
Does the Squirrel have any comment on the reveal that M. Poirot is a furry? Also, what is the Squirrel's position on autonomy for Ganonsyoni?
11  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Most Serene Squirrel for President on: October 21, 2014, 07:34:23 pm


The Most Serene Squirrel reaches out to the people of Atlasia.
12  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Would you vote for a Le Pen supporter? on: October 21, 2014, 07:22:15 pm
Mélenchon. I'd probably vote for Le Pen before Hollande, to be honest.

While any degree of Le Pennery is indeed horrible and I believe Pres. Blue should be held at least a tad responsible for this (though indeed it was two years ago and times have changed), the important part is in bold.
13  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield vs. Children of the Northeast on: October 21, 2014, 02:31:28 pm
My, my, Mr. Winfield, sir, you're quite the petulant fellow today.
14  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Winfield for Northeast Governor. End the Northeast madness. on: October 21, 2014, 02:25:35 pm
Mr. Winfield, you are a stain on the good name of the Northeast and the moderately-good name of Atlasia, and I'm glad your regiment was wiped out in Massachusetts. If you become governor I may well have to raise the banner of secession again.
15  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: REMIND YOU OF ANYONE? on: October 21, 2014, 02:19:44 pm
Lumine does not seem to have responded - an obvious admission of guilt!
16  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Don't vote for deviants on: October 21, 2014, 02:16:16 pm


What's M. Poirot's fursona, I wonder? I'll bet it's a chicken.
17  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: I challenge Senator Cassius to a duel! on: October 21, 2014, 02:13:03 pm
I volunteer to be Mr. Mann's second if he so desires.
18  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1824 Presidential Election on: October 20, 2014, 07:08:02 pm
Quincy forever!
19  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1944 Workers' Party Convention on: October 18, 2014, 06:04:49 pm
Sinclair/Christensen
20  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Secessionist Alfred to be tried for treason by this judge.......... on: October 18, 2014, 04:42:21 pm
It's people like you who made me secede. Also people like Tyrion.
21  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Office of Attorney General Bacon King on: October 18, 2014, 04:41:23 pm
Mr. Winfield, you're being particularly unreasonable today.
22  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Did you like going through a car wash as a kid? on: October 18, 2014, 11:32:41 am
God, no. The only car wash I went through as a kid was probably the fourth-worst experience of my life I can remember.
23  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: The Atlasia-Ireland Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) on: October 15, 2014, 03:44:29 pm
We encourage our supporters to turn off Dr. Who and turn on Atlasia's Got Talent.

This is literally the worst sentence you have ever written, Sen. TNF, sir. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Also how about we ask the Northern Irish what they think? Oh, wait, they'd oppose reunification.

I don't see how blacklisting British entertainment would help the cause, to be fair.

As for the Northern Irish being in favor of remaining in Britain?  You and I both know it is very easy to distort public opinion on an issue if you got both the guns and the printing presses at your disposal.  The British Government has also got the Austerity Machine on it's side, which will inevitably make our argument much stronger in the years ahead.

Further, given how much support your own independence movement got (which I admittedly am one of very few members) I find your point pretty ironic.  I guess this goes to show that British Apologism is embraced even by so-called "Northeastern Catholics", lol.

We're not discussing asking Britain about Northern Ireland. We're discussing asking Northern Ireland about Northern Ireland, and while your points are legitimate I don't think it's reasonable to say "I support Irish reunification because Northern Ireland might support it too." I support the right of Northern Ireland to self-determination, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Fair enough.

*shakes hands, blesses*
24  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: The White House's Public Office - President Cranberry - Statement on: October 15, 2014, 02:45:33 pm
Idea: since the "this is the best thing to happen to Atlasia since Pacific Rimjob" crowd and the "this is the worst thing to happen to Atlasia since Pacific Rimjob" crowd are so at odds, why not make Ganonsyoni a haven for the first crowd?

as the man who literally wrote the Pacific Deathstitution, please allow me to express my opinion on this proposal with the following ironic gif



What would be the harm? The Serious People would have their thing and the Fun People would have their thing.
25  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Zero In Polling: Autonomy for Ganonsyoni (NE ONLY) on: October 15, 2014, 02:44:35 pm
No. Hang the traitors

Are we supporting state-enforced violence against people who wish their own self-determination now?
Yes

Dude, don't be such a dildo.

That's a one-way ticket straight to Northeastern Hell.
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