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1  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Which of These Individuals Sounds More Appealing? on: Today at 12:49:51 pm

2  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Voting Booth / Re: Northeast Voting Booth: The Bicameral Birthing Amendment on: Today at 12:46:57 pm
Aye.
3  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: The Mideast: Dead? on: Today at 12:03:15 am
This is why we need consolidation. The five-region model has time and time again left us with several strong regions and one oregion that does nothing - the Midwest, the Pacific, now the Mideast. It's time for a change.
4  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Alfred's Hastily Constructed Cardboard Campaign Box (It's a Solidarity Thing) on: August 20, 2014, 10:46:10 pm
Endorsed for a top preference!

Aw, thanks.
5  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Family values Republican state rep. arrested for raping his wife on: August 20, 2014, 08:54:37 pm
This is arguably the worst thread ever (right up there with Sandra Fluke and Memphisgate and the Cory Story), and definitely the worst in recent times.
6  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oxford School of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts IV on: August 20, 2014, 08:53:15 pm
My mouth rarely drops open at a sight on the Internet, but it did as I read that thread.
7  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Summer 2014 At-Large Senate Debate on: August 20, 2014, 08:49:39 pm
Like Mr. JCL, I also think Atlasia should be a beacon of hope and liberty. The liberty to do what you want and pursue your dreams without being forced to hunt for a job like an animal. The liberty to practice your religion and all that good stuff. The liberty to marry however many people you want. The liberty that comes with knowing that, even if you mess up, there will still be a second chance. The liberty of being represented by People Magazine's several-days-running Sexiest Current At-Large Labor Senator Alive.

Thank you all, and good night. *drops mic, staggers away from podium before collapsing on the ground and not moving as the Secret Service drags me away, the audience not fully comprehending what is going on*
8  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Alfred's Hastily Constructed Cardboard Campaign Box (It's a Solidarity Thing) on: August 20, 2014, 08:43:01 pm
*opens flaps of box*



So I'm running for reelection because I want to beat my previous winning streak of one election in a row. I like long walks on the beach and parliamentarianism, and I will not take money from special interests or any interests for that matter (hence the cardboard box - it shows that I stand with the downtrodden masses). My interests include progressivism, nationalization of vital industries where we can't afford to place profit and money over the interests of the common people, crying into shot glasses, legalizing group unions, and orgies themed around the Radical Republicans. I have never been convicted of murder. I believe that Atlasia is a part of the world and should take an active role in the affairs of such. The Ukrainian worker needs freedom as much as the Atlasian worker. I'd do this all in iambic pentameter, but that was shot down tragically young, much like the lives of trillions of young men and women, many of them poor and/or minorities all across America when they're forced into our broken prison system.

So yeah, AMAEATMC (Ask Me Anything Except About The Murder Case).
9  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: Durbin: prisons are great job-creators, the key to our economic future on: August 20, 2014, 08:09:57 pm
I was all like "oh hey a Democrat talking about prisons finally we can get this issue out in the open" and then I was like "oh wait it's one of those Democrats".
10  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Resumption of Paramilitary Activity on: August 20, 2014, 05:00:25 pm
I'm not a terrorist, y'all. I'm not even a radical. I just think a little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
11  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: Peace and Prosperity Act of 2014 (Debating) on: August 20, 2014, 04:38:13 pm
I echo Sen. Lumine's concerns, and furthermore I'd like to state that, since injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere, we are our brothers' and sisters' keeper, and we are as much citizens of the world as South Koreans are, our definitions of "conflicts that concern [Atlasia]" may be different, President TNF, sir.
12  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Government / Re: SENATE BILL: The Bicameral Birthing Amendment of 2014 (At Final Vote?) on: August 20, 2014, 04:33:56 pm
With all due respect, nobody likes you, Mr. JCL, sir. You are what could be described as a cancer.
13  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Re: 16 year-old arrested for writing about shooting a dinosaur on: August 20, 2014, 02:11:48 pm
A 16 year old writing about dinosaurs? That's ten years too much, clearly something had to be done.

http://www.qwantz.com/
14  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 10:36:18 pm
Smith/La Follette

Junior? He's still pretty liberal at this point. Maybe David Walsh again?
15  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 10:03:54 pm
I take that back about Norris. FDR/Gerald P. Nye for fun and because Nye's a decent fellow.

Nye was heavily involved with the America First movement though...

Yeah, but so was Burton Wheeler. And we're not at war yet.
16  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 09:23:33 pm
I take that back about Norris. FDR/Gerald P. Nye for fun and because Nye's a decent fellow.
17  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 07:36:03 pm
Perkins is from NY though. I guess Norris is good.

Y'all can state VP prefs if you want. Malcolm and I don't want *that* much power.
18  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 07:17:44 pm
Are we allowed to state VP preferences if we're not Bull-Meese? Perkins maybe? Or is she a WPer? Really we shouldn't even be voting.
19  General Politics / Individual Politics / Bull-Moose-a-Thon II: Electric Moosaloo on: August 19, 2014, 03:29:42 pm
While Great Humanitarian and almost-Vice President Herbert Hoover was easily nominated at the UNC and FLG pulled ahead at the WNC, the BMNC was deadlocked again between Al Smith and a liberal, though this one sits down a lot more and has a nice voice. Nothing much else to say here - if you're on this forum you know who those two are. Three days, go.
20  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1932 Primaries on: August 19, 2014, 03:15:53 pm
The runoff will come soon.
21  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1932 Primaries on: August 19, 2014, 02:11:53 pm
Upsets galore over here.
22  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Resumption of Paramilitary Activity on: August 19, 2014, 02:06:01 pm
I support this. Do we have a flag? I don't like that black flag with the jester.
23  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1932 Primaries on: August 19, 2014, 02:00:37 pm
There goes any chance of President Long. You ruined it for everyone. Congratulations, La Guardia voters.
24  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1932 Primaries on: August 19, 2014, 01:51:20 pm
Oh sh**t Fiomentum!
25  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: asl? m not horny on: August 19, 2014, 12:46:46 pm
Scott, you need to stop with these threads. You're getting worse than Snowstalker.

At least he usually has an excuse.
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