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1676  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Election Tracker - NE Special on: March 17, 2014, 07:02:55 pm
I can't seem to locate Nick's thread, so I'll just congratulate him on a job well done here.

I lost it too o_O

Why thank you. You waged an LBJ-esque write in campaign (compliment, see 1968)

Thank you, Your Majesty, Mr. Johnson is a personal idol of mine.
1677  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: I challenge Napoleon to a duel! on: March 17, 2014, 06:57:09 pm
Wow. May the [former] King in the North preside over the duel on behalf of Governor Dallasfan? We wouldn't want the Governor to get accidentally wounded!

But what of His Majesty King Nicholas?
1678  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: I challenge Napoleon to a duel! on: March 17, 2014, 06:51:13 pm
According to the ancient laws of dueling, Napoleon has the right to select the weapon/method of the duel.
1679  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Pacific Gov. DemPGH's Office: On Polygamy on: March 17, 2014, 06:31:14 pm
What about three men who all marry each other? Or five men and seven women who are all married in a giant love dodecahedron?
1680  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Atlasians Against the 'Common Sense' State on: March 17, 2014, 06:27:17 pm
x Alfred
1681  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Petition to hold a referendum on the Group Unions Act on: March 17, 2014, 06:26:10 pm
FTR, finding a first world study on this is going to be tough, because it's completely and utterly regressive! It's like finding a first world study on feudalism or something. It's been abandoned because it's largely about one person having power and also spouse collecting. It's just so hard in terms of marriage to separate the issue from economics.

Now if a person just wants to have a bunch of sex partners, that's different. Economically and legally, at least.

If a chimpanzee could be scientifically proven to give informed consent to a marriage, I would support human-chimpanzee marriage.

Huh The DNA isn't even compatible!

A lot of couples are incompatible, but we haven't banned civil unions yet. Furthermore, who cares? If Chimpy and Bob want to get married, then let them!
1682  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Response from Vladimir (four words at a time, read with Russian accent) on: March 17, 2014, 05:33:06 pm
the absolute straightness of
1683  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Write a letter to Vladimir Putin (four words at a time) on: March 17, 2014, 04:14:47 pm
go and get her!
1684  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Response from Vladimir (four words at a time, read with Russian accent) on: March 17, 2014, 04:14:17 pm
dancing the night away.
1685  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: [No Longer] Calling Out TNF: Update - TNF Comes Through! on: March 17, 2014, 04:11:49 pm
Duels are entirely legal. I look forward to the legendary X-Nix Duel Sponsored By Ex-Lax And Alfred's Bandages Corporation.
1686  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Petition to hold a referendum on the Group Unions Act on: March 17, 2014, 04:03:39 pm
If a chimpanzee could be scientifically proven to give informed consent to a marriage, I would support human-chimpanzee marriage.
1687  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Regional Governments / Re: NE1: Group Unions Act (On Governor's Desk) on: March 17, 2014, 03:21:14 pm
If this has already been brought up, I apologize, but hasn't marriage been abolished in Atlasia, at least at the federal level?
1688  Atlas Fantasy Elections / Atlas Fantasy Elections / Re: Election Tracker - NE Special on: March 17, 2014, 03:19:22 pm
I can't seem to locate Nick's thread, so I'll just congratulate him on a job well done here.
1689  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1880 U.S. Presidential Election on: March 17, 2014, 02:56:16 pm
In the event of a House vote, let it be known that I will strongly write my Congressman to tell him to support the Radicals.
1690  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: 1880 U.S. Presidential Election on: March 17, 2014, 11:02:10 am
Hey, Zioneer, how about we strike a deal? If Clay wins this, we can field a combined Gibson/Some Whig ticket in 1884, thus allowing both parties to get a President (Gibson will die in early 1888). Does that sound good?
1691  General Discussion / Constitution and Law / Re: Supreme Court passes on I Heart Boobies Case on: March 16, 2014, 02:14:41 pm
Now, now, boys, let's not have any fighting in here. We wouldn't want NYE to spread, now, would we?
Okay... I am not communicable disease, nor I am one of the Ten Plagues... I'm just a random dude sitting at a computer typing.

You mean you're not made of locusts? I know I am.
1692  Presidential Elections - Analysis and Discussion / 2016 U.S. Presidential Election / Re: Ryan to meet with Congressional Black Caucus after botched poverty remarks on: March 16, 2014, 02:12:19 pm
I didn't find his comments racial at all, I just thought they were condescending.

"Inner city", "urban", "ghetto", etc. are right-wing code for "negro".
1693  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Write Bushie's cover letter, three words at a time on: March 16, 2014, 02:04:59 pm
Russ Powers Oklahoma
1694  General Politics / U.S. General Discussion / Fred Phelps has passed over "the edge of death" on: March 16, 2014, 01:47:06 pm
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/westboro-baptist-church-founder-fred-phelps-sr-on-the-edge-of-death-son-says/

No word on how long he may have left or what he's dying of, but apparently he's in hospice care in Kansas and the estranged children aren't allowed to see him.

[insert NewYorkExpress-style one-liner]

(Subject line change because Phelps has now died - TF)
1695  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: The Oldiesfreak Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts III on: March 15, 2014, 09:16:06 pm
I think Mr Pollo is just a troll trying to mock others and be funny.

It must be said he succeeds on both counts.
1696  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Your Vote--The election of 1948 on: March 15, 2014, 09:03:23 pm
Henry Wallace.
1697  General Politics / Individual Politics / Re: Summary of political beliefs on: March 15, 2014, 08:41:27 pm
"I'm also opposed to taking rights from others in order to benefit other individuals" - Is this not the foundation of modern society?
A modern Socialist society maybe.

So how's the public fire department working out for you?
1698  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: I'm addicted to pop on: March 15, 2014, 01:07:32 am
You should try switching to something less damaging, like heroin.
1699  Questions and Answers / The Atlas / Re: Recent bans on: March 14, 2014, 10:46:57 pm
It's back to Hyrule for him.

He really never should have moved beyond yelling "HYAAH!" over and over again.
1700  Forum Community / Forum Community / Re: Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring on: March 14, 2014, 10:46:07 pm
I got the job!!!

Wait, aren't you studying for a degree or something?
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