War, West Virginia
Comrades! The reactionary lickspittle forces of fascistic capitalism and the lackeys of capitalistic fascism are attempting to deny the historically determined and scientifically ordered course of History!
As I address you now, oh Comrades, the fascistic forces of fascism propose measures to eliminate the historically designated choice of the workers and peasants from the political process. They say that we, Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia, does not take 'democratic process' seriously. We say, that bourgeois sham-democratic process cannot be taken seriously! We aim to overthrow it and to replace it with a system of Cultural Marxism. And we Cultural Marxists have learned from History. We understand well the lessons of Gramsci. This is why we shall overthrow sham bourgeois 'democracy' by subverting it. Comrades, Cultural Marxism understands that the road to Revolution and Heroic Victory of the People lies not with violent action. We understand that there are better roads - obscure roads, carved through the earth by the heroic tractor - to Inevitable Victory of Cultural Marxism. We understand that we can erode bourgeois political process and capitalistic fascism of parasite classes by mocking it. And in their po-faced seriousness, the craven defenders of the bourgeois order have just given us our greatest victory yet.
Cultural Marxism is a historical inevitability! Forwards!Exactly nineteen minutes and seventeen seconds of spontaneous applause follows.