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 on: Today at 01:12:41 am 
Started by GM Napoleon - Last post by GM Napoleon
Regional News

Mideast: An Ohio amusement park ride that swings riders as high as 125 feet has been closed indefinitely after a cable snapped, injuring two visitors.

Cedar Point spokesman Bryan Edwards said a cable on one of the Skyhawk ride's carriages disconnected late Saturday. One rider was treated at a hospital and released. The other person was treated at the scene, the park said.

Northeast: A family of five, including three children, were found shot to death Sunday inside a southern Maine apartment, authorities said.

Investigators said a gun was found near one of the bodies, and it appeared that no one outside the family was responsible for the shootings.

State police Sgt. Chris Harriman said murder-suicide is one of the scenarios being investigated but that a determination will be made by the state medical examinerís office.

Pacific: Wildfires broke out in the summer heat, including a wildfire that has destroyed 13 homes and forced hundreds of evacuations in the Sierra Nevada foothills, while a fire near Yosemite National Park that destroyed one home grew significantly overnight.

IDS: A man attacked another man late Sunday night in Jacksonville, Florida, leaving the victim in critical condition. Police say that the attacker was under the influence of "bath salts", a synthetic drug. The man was left with half of the skin on his face missing after the attacker ate it off of him as he screamed. This is the second time we have seen a Florida man on bath salts eat the face of another man. "When does it stop?" Rebecca Williams asked. "The zombies are out to get us."

 on: Today at 01:11:01 am 
Started by Northeast Rep Matt - Last post by Mechaman
ITT your campaign sounds fake and gay and offers too many good ideas and wants to help people.

Not endorsed.

Also, why do you care about offering real solutions?  What's wrong with fake solutions?  Are they not good enough for you?

 on: Today at 01:07:55 am 
Started by Northeast Rep Matt - Last post by Northeast Rep Matt

The People's Senator:

Friends, I thank you very much for being here tonight. Tonight we embark on a journey that we have taken so many times together in this glorious nation. Whenever The People have rallied behind a candidate, it has been impossible to defeat that candidate. I have begun this journey, not because I wish to stake out gain for myself, but because I am a man who has been here before, and knows what it takes to build this nation up. I am here because I believe the Senate needs a strong progressive, who will stand up to the powers at be, in order to ensure that this nation remains by The People for The People.

Some will undoubtedly ask me: "why are you running federally when you were just elected in the Northeast?" My answer to them would be that, while I love the region that I have been a citizen of my whole life, I believe that the senate needs a new voice; a voice dedicated to: liberty, populism, the love of bourbon, and a voice to defend the ideals that have made this nation great.

I am not asking for your vote because I feel I am entitled to it, rather I am asking for your vote because I believe you are entitled to a senator who will listen when you call upon him, and will vote the way he feels will best serve The People. We have many issues that face our great nation, but with your help, those issues never defeat or overcome us.

I wish that you will consider me on your ballot, because I not sit down I will stand up, I will not back down from necessary fights I will welcome them, I will not fear the wolf's that come to eat the sheep I will blow their brains out leaving chunks of brain matter across the great plains.

If you want a Senator who's a: strong progressive, uncompromisingly fights for civil liberty, and is a voice of The People; then a vote for Matt is a vote for you.

I'll be coming out with: a list of my demands my platform within the next couple of days.

Thank you all!


 on: Today at 01:06:57 am 
Started by Mechaman - Last post by Senator Griffin (LAB-NB)
8. Replace water with Jameson Whiskey.

That doesn't seem like a bad idea. This party's a sham. Angry

 on: Today at 01:06:51 am 
Started by danny - Last post by WillipsBrighton
Ariel Atias, one of the three leaders of Shas, resigned from the Knesset for no reason apparently.

 on: Today at 01:05:29 am 
Started by Mechaman - Last post by Mechaman
Are you serious about the legalizing arson bit, or was that a joke?

Also, what specific cancers are you interested in creating?

Well, I'm not sure about arson.  I'm not a fan of hot weather, but I can understand the civil liberties issues that would pop up if I denied them the same rights as rapists, murderers, and thieves.

As for cancers, I'd like to create them all.

 on: Today at 01:05:04 am 
Started by Cris - Last post by Tender Branson
Here's an overview of their Senate results:

 on: Today at 01:03:27 am 
Started by DeadPrez - Last post by GM Napoleon
So a Conservative is saying that liberals aren't liberal enough?

This, and a conservative is angered by Democrats being tools for Wall Street? What about Republicans?

While obviously Democrats are a bit better at standing up to Wall Street, there are some pretty anti Wall Street Republicans who might consider voting for Democrats if they ever took a real stand against Wall Street.

I doubt it.

Democrats have no incentive to go against Wall Street, because it loses them lots of funding while gaining little to nothing in return. The only vaguely "populist" element currently within the GOP is the Tea Party, and good luck getting them to vote for any Democrat.

The New Deal coalition says hello.

From their graves, maybe. Tongue

 on: Today at 01:01:38 am 
Started by Mechaman - Last post by GM Napoleon
Are you serious about the legalizing arson bit, or was that a joke?

Also, what specific cancers are you interested in creating?

 on: Today at 01:00:12 am 
Started by Mechaman - Last post by Mechaman
Also, screw you I'm running for At-Large Senate:

Because really, I hate this country and think it deserves the very worst representation possible.

As your At-Large Senator, here are the things I promise to do if elected:

1. Do nothing.
2. Support every bad idea that comes across my desk (unless it conflicts with choice 1).
3. Use government funds for my cocaine and hooker habit.
4. Support global thermonuclear war.
5. Support funding for the creation of cancer.
6. Support for governmental studies to find out the best ways to increase poverty.
7. Legalize murder, theft, arson, and rape.
8. Replace water with Jameson Whiskey.
9. Support voting rights only for people who are blind and deaf.
10. Replace the National Anthem with Happy (fuck you Dallasfag)
11. Provide free handguns to every public school kid in the country.
12. Install free heroin needles in every public restroom facility in the country.

More to come.

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