Phil, relax, my brother is just voicing his opinion. He is allowed to say that Italian pizza is horrible. There is no need to get all up in arms about that comment. Letting it get to you is a sign that he's owning you.
Grumps, I just had a small breakfast and will leave a little earlier than planned this evening to eat before I bowl. I will likely eat at the bowling alley. I never asked Grandma to do my laundry, but she probably is anyway.
Yea, because you probably just let it pile up endlessly and then when Granny gets fed up, "oh! Grandma offered and it's so rude to say no!"