Who would you prefer as President?

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Context:

A Chimp trained to flip a coin, voting randomly, presumably, would have a score of zero. As a conservative, I would not tolerate being represented by a Chimp voting a random. Why should I tolerate someone whom would vote worse than the chimp?

This poll should finally prove that we need to put forward a coin-flipping chimp as a third party candidate.