1) Abolish selective service
2) Abolish legacy (AKA child of alum) bonuses in admissions at universities
3) Legalize public nudity except where a public health hazard
4) Discourage school-led recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance
5) Health care subsidies for all expenses related to a health condition that is genetically caused
Those aren't "crazy" at all. I'd actually support all of them (though I wouldn't actually push for 3 or 4, since the political costs are far greater than what would be gained by it).