Which of these holidays would you most like to have?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I went with Guy Picciotto Day, but any of the top 4 would be preferable to the fifth.

But aren't these holidays all very silly and trivial? Well perhaps. But I'd prefer to have a silly and trivial holiday instead of a Pol Pot Day or a Mao Zedong Day, which is what having Columbus Day is equivalent to. Hell even a Ronald Reagan Day would be less objectionable (though still incredibly so.)