Life sucks, BRTD

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd go to Kansas City if I was viewing this, and Jackson County voted for Hillary.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think it'd be fun for someone with better geography knowledge than I have to come up with a weekly series of cool places BRTD will never be able to go, LOL.  One off the top of my head is 3 of the 5 counties Yellowstone National Park is in (and all 5 of these counties voted Republican for Senate the last time, so they're hardly "all liberal, all the time"):



Can't be goin' to Yosemite National Park, either, as all three counties voted for Trump:



Hope he never has to go to Phoenix, either:



All of the Gulf Shores is out, of course:



If he ever makes it up to Alaska, he better avoid Anchorage and make sure he just hangs out in the sticks:



If he makes it over to Wisconsin, better avoid Door County:



Just to be safe, BRTD, I'd probably just stay in your precinct.

Why would I want to go to those places? What is in them thatd appeal to me?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

^ Why wouldn't you?  Those places are beautiful and fun.

They are unlikely to have the type of bars and clubs I go to, probably not any shows of my music, and not that many Ingress portals. The only exception is Phoenix but even for that there are better locations for all those things, even in the region. Also the weather is miserable.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd go to Kansas City if I was viewing this, and Jackson County voted for Hillary.

THE GARDEN OF EDEN!

...according to a forgery created by a lunatic false prophet who founded a heretical religion of lies splintering from Christianity, yes.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd go to Kansas City if I was viewing this, and Jackson County voted for Hillary.

THE GARDEN OF EDEN!

...according to a forgery created by a lunatic false prophet who founded a heretical religion of lies splintering from Christianity, yes.

Mormons are absurdly successful as a demographic. Maybe absurd lies aren't all bad?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd go to Kansas City if I was viewing this, and Jackson County voted for Hillary.

THE GARDEN OF EDEN!

...according to a forgery created by a lunatic false prophet who founded a heretical religion of lies splintering from Christianity, yes.

Mormons are absurdly successful as a demographic. Maybe absurd lies aren't all bad?

Where's the dislike button when you need one?

I was going to say I posted it on AAD too but I see you already disliked that post.