the worst thing youve done 'on the job'

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Surfed the net when I got tired of doing what I was supposed to be doing for a period of time.

Wow. You're boring.

Of course, for me the answer is taking a data CD that was supposed to be thrown away and putting it in the break room's microwave for 5 seconds. But my co-workers have been much cooler, like Jeff.