1-Why is it that they seem to think lowering taxes for the super-rich is more important than cutting down on poverty?
Because they believe in trickle-down economics.
2-I'm told that somehow I'm threatened by gay marriage, but so far I've yet to see anyway in which I'm negatively affected by two people of the same gender marrying.
I've never quite understood this, but they apparently feel that marriage is an extremely important institution and that expanding it beyond heterosexual marriage is a threat to that institution.
3-Why is it always anti-American to criticize Bush? No one claimed it was to criticize Clinton while he was in office.
Well, I'll give you that - that's total crap.
4-How does banning lapdances or passing stupid regulations on strip clubs benefit me?
Whatever.
5-And why does protesting a war always supposedly mean that you hate the troops? Claimed about John Kerry then, and claimed about the anti-war movement now.
This is another fairly rare view among right-wingers.
6-Why the hell should I support people like Robertson and Falwell?
You shouldn't, which is exactly why there aren't many rabid right-wingers here.