Do you believe that 2007 will have the second coming of Jesus Christ?

[Alcon]

I saw that.  Amusing.

[Alcon]

I'm a little confused by the concept that End Times would come both when all nations rise up against Israel and when we least expect.  Unless this worldwide rising-up is in something other than world affairs.  Like competitive eating, or something.

Just sayin'.

[Alcon]

Believing in the second coming, the rapture, or whatever one wishs to call it is a mental disorder.  Why? Because there is no such thing.  To believe in something that does not exist is a mental disorder.

Uh, by what definition?  I hope you have something other than psychobabble to back that up.  Being wrong is not a mental disorder in the clinical sense, shouldn't be and never will be.

[Alcon]

As for everrything else, you've provided a lot of hot hair

Bono, please take your flirting elsewhere.  This is a place for serious arguments.

[Alcon]

I haven't the slightest idea. It's not like God put a timer on earth and let us count down the final seconds till Jesus comes back like it's a New Year's ball dropping or something.

Don't be silly, I know where the timer is.

And they laughed at me when I said that no one could use my microwave because it would cause the end of the world.