Missouri 2016 Megathread

[IceSpear]

Democrats will lose every statewide race.

Next.

"Wow, guys how are we ever going to recover from that disastrous midterm that culled the ranks of our party in almost every state?"

"Ignore any state that looks even slightly inhospitable to democrats!"

This will surely work.

Yes, of course. Republicans should've just surrendered and become a regional party after 2006/2008. One election = forever.