Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

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Lol.

Can't say I'm surprised. I didn't think he'd make it a month. And I promise he's not going to be an IT guy for the pharmacy. I don't know any pharmacy that has a full time IT guy on hand. Plus, Bushie isn't even licensed. He's going to work for a call center again.

What a joke. I can't feel bad for Mama and Papa as long as they keep funding Bushie to waste everyone's time. If they told him they were finished paying his expenses, he'd finally get his life together.

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I just hate when Bushie keeps proving me right over and over again.

The reason I know he isn't going to be the IT guy for a local pharmacy is because he has no IT experience nor is he certified. Think about it. Why would he get hired as an IT guy when he's never been one before?

He's probably selling pharmacy software or something like that, or he's just lying like he did with Rainbow "Play systems."

This is so depressing. I've given up on Bushie. He needs to try to get on disability and just stop trying to work.

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Let me get this straight. We are despicable trash when we were the ones who have done our best to encourage you to better yourself over the years. We are the despicable ones who told you to get off your parents payroll because your father works 60 hours a week to be able to support all of his obligations. We are the despicable ones who have all wanted you to see you succeed over the years, some of us even giving you interviews when you didn't deserve one and coaching you and giving you tips when we didn't have the time.

We were the ones who were excited for you at your new job and gave you all the advice we could to prepare yourself to succeed, which you ignored. But you, you're fine. You take money from your family and refuse to hold a job. You lie to them. You continue to gorge yourself on food. You renewed a lease in another city that your family will now have to pay for for another year because you quit your job after working two days in the location you're supposed to work in to take another sales/call center job (which I know it is, otherwise you'd not hide all the details, you're a liar and always will be).

And you dare tell us we are despicable people? Really?

I'm sorry, I am not ashamed of anyone in this saga, aside from you, and what we have tried to do for you. If this is how you feel, just leave the forum and never come back. No one cares what you have to say about politics. Go back to your trailer, sit on your parents sofa and watch TV and don't have a worry in the world. After all, God, who you seem to speak for so well, will provide for you.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie has no IT qualifications. I've talked to people in the business about it on his behalf.

Most certifications like A+ he was going to "try" and get have an expiration date of about three years before one has to take the test again. Degrees like his BS eCommerce expire in the eyes of employers after five years before they expect you to get a certificate or another degree.  Any IT job he finds is a s-c-a-m.

He's going to do tech support or another sales job. We all know that. He's just lying to us as usual. I said earlier in the thread no one would hire him as an IT guy without any certification, experience or degree.

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Your friend is on disability and hurts all the time not because she had to walk to deliver letters, but because she didn't take care of herself and then took a job where she sat all day and did no exercise. People like her and others just get to me. I spend all day dealing with clients now that are claiming X company caused their diabetes when they are as fat as you are and refuse to exercise and take care of themselves. It's disgusting. 

There are plenty of people older than you that work at the grocery store near where I live and seem to do just fine. And no, a call center job that you'll last a month at best at is not more legit than a grocery store. It's far less of a turn and burn environment than a call center.

I just don't understand you, Bushie, but I do think you are both mentally and physically incapable of work. That's not an insult, that's a reality. I wish you'd get help and apply for disability so at least your father would get a break financially. You know as well as I do that you'll be out of a job in the next few weeks, and now you've saddled your parents with another year worth of rent and cable bill payments.

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The bible doesn't apply to bushie because he's accspted Christ, so he's automatically saved. In fact, that line of thinking is why he has no shame for anything he does. Who needs morals when you hide beind Jesus?

But the notion he's 10-15 too old when he's 32 is just hide pride again. That job was beneath bushie. He deserves a 9-5 office job where he can wear a button down and tie to. Never mind most of the people who work at the grocery are in his age range. I don't know many 16 year olds here that work in my store.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

why should fats get a check from the government just because they are fats?

that is horrible.  why dont we all just quit work and get fat and go petition uncle sam on behalf of our tired feet?

I agree with you there. Mentally though, I'm not sure bushie is able to work. His track record confirms that.

It's also a double edged sworn because I feel bad for his parents, but they're feeding his problem by continuing to fund him and his bad decisions.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This season has been top notch. I wish he was fooling us about this but I guess he can go back to being unemployed like he enjoys.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I haven't been wrong yet and im honestly not happy about that.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

He's not going back to Sprouts. It's likely the case that he was either fired it about to be fired and he left before it happened.

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I just think he's extremely lazy and refuses to do anything to better himself or his life. I think he was coddled most of his life by his mother and was never asked or forced to rise up to any challenges that came his way, and he was always allowed to run and hide when things got tough.

Now he's almost 34 years old and can't hold a job, has no friends and no real social life, and still goes on vacations with his parents like he's a child. He refuses to seek help or listen to any advice from any of us who have accomplished more and are far more successful than he is because he's incredibly arrogant and prideful, yet he's accomplished nothing at all in his life.

All of this is maddening because he doesn't seem to come off as an unintelligent person, but his decision making and work ethic doesn't seem like things an intelligent person would do - like quitting a stable job at a grocery store to work somewhere that he's failed at multiple times or quitting his job at a utility company to go work for a scam that he'd been told about prior to quitting.

I understand he doesn't want to revisit ONG but if this week proved anything, it proves he's learned absolutely nothing over the last few years. I guess he still things he's the smartest person in the room. His pride will always kill him.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Update will never end. If it does, we may as well ban Bushie. The sad part is, however, Update was unable to stop him from this latest debacle. And it was so easily preventable.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I have my doubts that that is him, but I guess we'll see. It sounds like him, but people have imitated him pretty damn well here in the past. I don't know if I would join that forum just to follow Update. I will is Eraser does.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why is he banning himself from posting?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why is he banning himself from posting?

Martyr complex or some bullsh**t repentance for lying to us and his facial book lackeys.

He could easily remedy this situation by not lying to us. We all knew he was working for a call center immediately when he told us he was doing IT for a local pharmacy.

Everyone knows local pharmacies don't have an IT staff on hand, and even if they did, they wouldn't hire a guy with no IT experience, no certifications and only a useless e-commerce degree.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I wonder if there are any unionized grocery stores in Oklahoma. If Bushie was serious about being regretful over Sprout's, he could get a job at said store, and have tremendous job security. (good enough that even he would have security) Of course, I'm pretty sure unions are illegal in Oklahoma.

Those jobs are beneath him though, just like Sprouts was beneath him. He was way  too old to be working at a grocery store, never mind that plenty of people his age work at them.

His pride... I've never come across someone as prideful as Bushie with such a crappy life and no accomplishments.

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Of course they aren't going to over healthcare. But remember, he made a mistake and he's moving passed it now. No need to learn from it or anything.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Praise God! My interest in posting has once again plummeted with this Update hiatus. I'm excited for his return.

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This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis. 

That joke was just so cruel. Bushie gets a good laugh out of living off his parents salary. I wonder how his new job is going?

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My favorite was the immediate regret after he quit Sprouts and the reversion to the whole "well I can't dwell on it now, I need to do my best to focus on my new job."