Attempted Gas Attack on Furries in Chicago!

[Cassius]

But no, this isn't that funny. Furries are people too, I suppose.

[Cassius]

I don't care what they get up to. Dressing up in a silly costume because you think you have a connection to an animal is less bonkers than dressing up in a silly costume because you think you have a connection to god.

Huh? You'll often be paid and even possibly get a house out of doing that latter. In fact, if you pick the right Church and you get lucky, you might even wind up in the House of Lords. Strikes me as pretty good deal.