Yo yo yo peepz
Well, anyway, I'm back. I'm sorry I was absent. I initially left because... I FAILED THE MIDWEST
And in my mind, that is an unforgivable sin.
Anyway, I hope Gov. Cheezwhiz (I presume he's the governor? If so, I must remind him of some Midwest protocol. If one wins the Governorship, and one is not Ilikeverin, one must run for President in the election immediately after he is elected, get elected, and become a one-term president
It is tradition!) 'performed' the election admirably. If not, I have a fleet of lawyers at the ready
Anyway, after the initial days of hiding ashamed in a small, hidden away cupboard on the attic of the Midwestern Governor's Mansion, I mysteriously disappeared... *cue Without a Trace music*
Probably because not posting had become a habit (yes, say it ain't so!). And I also was getting re-obsessed with The Sims 2.
And my computer is in the shop right now, GAH! WITHDRAWL IS SETTING IN!
As far as how my life is going (not that anyone cares), an article about me is being published in some sort of astrological publication sometime later this summer, and I got confirmed yesterday! And I have developed a crush on a Hot Asian Chick (who does not look that much like Hot Asian Girl, thank you very much), and today went around screaming about how much I need a girlfriend
Ummm.... yeah.
So hi! Now it's somebody's job to tell me what all has happened
OOOOOH and tell me about the new John!!!
(I bet many of you did not even notice I was gone, but that's OK, you can make vapid little 'Hooray... I think...' messages in this thread
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