Leader name: Randia Jones
Leader home riding: Abitibi—Baie-James—Nunavik—Eeyou, Quebec
Number of candidates: 37
Candidate Groupings:
Quebec: 2
Ontario (Strongest): 21
British Columbia: 9
Newfoundland and Labrador: 1
Nunavut: 1
Yukon Territory: 1
Northwest Territories: 1
Alberta: 1
Main point of platforms:
- Free public healthcare for animals!
- Free public education system for animals!
- Import penguins to the Arctic!
- Social security for working animals!
- Illegalize hunting!
- Legalize all drugs... for animals!
- Cut off all ties with countries that condone whale hunting/poaching!
- Criminals shall be given their choice of animals for rehabilitation purposes!
- Abolition of the Senate in favor of a National Animals' Congress!
- No restrictions on animal gun ownership!
- Recognition of gay animal unions! Especially those darn cute penguins!
- Abolition of any other parties' exploitation of animals for political purposes!
- Salad bars in every Tim Hortons!
- Create a four-dimensional hypersphere of tariffs! Use that to pay for the above programs!
