A degenerate bourgeois left-liberal capitalist bankster and criminal thug was teaching a class on Hillary Clinton, known neoliberal.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Clinton and accept that she is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Karl Marx!”
At this moment, a brave, working class sage scholar who had 1500 karma on r/socialism and understood the necessity of dialectical materialism stood up and held up a rock.
“How much is this rock?”
The arrogant bankster smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion dollars, you dirty communist.”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 #WomanCrushWednesdays since I found it. If it was 4.6 billion dollars, and capitalism, as you say, is real… then it should be a Porsche now.”
The bankster was visibly shaken, and dropped his hoard of gold and copy of Capitalism and Freedom. He stormed out of the room crying those Goldman Sachs crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Socialist Alternative that day and accepted Marx as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Slobodan Milosevic” flew into the room and perched atop the Burkina Fasoan Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Internationale was read several times, and Marx himself showed up and crushed the neoliberal hegemony throughout the world.
The bankster was arrested for crimes against the proletariat and was shipped off to Serbia the next day. He died in a NATO invasion and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
He who feeds you, controls you
