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[Cranberry]

I guess if we got an official IP-address linked to his account that would help?

Anyway, I did search for some stuff, and the closest to what I found is a car colliding with a train on March 23rd near Zell am See, with to dead, both in their 40ies though... So I guess we can render this quite unlikely...

What's Tender's mail, by the way? Maybe that could help us find him on Facebook?

[Cranberry]

Zis is the humour, ja? On ze April Fool's Day, you are saying ze one thing that is not true, und zen, ven ze people are believing this, you reveal that it is not true. A ha ha ha!

Thank you newbie for confirming another of my prejudices about Teutons.

If you want to imitate German accent by exchanging "th" with "z", better go through with it completely.
Hence:

*zing *zat *zis *zat

We laugh - "hahahaha" -  by the way, one word and starting with a "h"

[Cranberry]

I guess if we got an official IP-address linked to his account that would help?

Anyway, I did search for some stuff, and the closest to what I found is a car colliding with a train on March 23rd near Zell am See, with two dead, both in their 40ies though... So I guess we can render this quite unlikely...

What's Tender's mail, by the way? Maybe that could help us find him on Facebook?

FWIW, if this sort of thing happened in the US, it's plausible that there'd be no reporting on it. But I don't know whether the Austrian media follow similar rules regarding suicides.

I'm pretty sure you would find something... I searched for reports on disorders on the train tracks near Zell am See, reports on incidents in many of the countless regional papers, and I didn't find anything... Not that that means it didn't happen, just, I'm pretty sure you would have found something...

[Cranberry]

Yeah, just a few days ago the train I was on in Sweden killed someone but I couldn't find any reporting on it in any media.

We will most probably never know what happened. Also, you usually hear through one sort of info or the other when something like that happens in Austria; but as I said, we will likely never know what happens.

[Cranberry]

You have any enemies living in LA Tender?

Retromike? Maybe the first step in his devious plan was to pretend he's dead, so we don't miss him and inform the police?