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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=204625.0

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Has this been submitted yet?

Yes, Foucaulf posted it a few pages back

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Deeply disturbing that this is getting signatures

A 15 year old soi-disant Marxist has problems with a bigger boy who's had sex and everything. Enough of the Junior Anti-Sex League.

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A few of my favorites are:

1. Destroying the best healthcare system in the world and lying about it ("If you like your plan, you can keep it")
2. Requiring federal funding of abortions, both in the US and abroad
3. Stifling the recovery by raising taxes on small business
4. Showing utter contempt for Israel
5. Emboldening America's enemies
6. Supporting rioters and rolling back race relations by 50 years
7. Wasting billions of "stimulus" dollars on unnecessary porkbarrel projects
8. Blaming George Bush for everything that goes wrong
9. Taking credit for Bush's accomplishments (Bailouts, capture/killing of Bin Laden, etc.)

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Pretty obvious stuff. Obama loves countries like Denmark and would love the US to be more like them.

Most sane people would love the US to be more like Denmark.

At least Democratic voters are open about wanting a socialist economy.  I respect that.  If only the politicians had those kinda of guts.

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I must oppose it, no matter whether I want to or not, or I am going directly against the word of god, which I am always striving to avoid.

If you see married same sex couples, some who have been together for years, decades even and they are caring for each other, supporting each other, nursing each other through illness and death, do you see in that 'sinful acts'?

When my husband was in hospital and I held his hand as he went under general anaesthetic and he came out of it, do you think that was a sinful act? When I changed his bandages and washed his scars was that a sinful act? I did these things because I love him more than I've ever known how to love. Was it the result of 'sinful' lust?

Gay Marriage is a sinful act. Now, caring for someone else is fine, and spousal hospital visitation rights are something  I'd be willing to allow under a civil union.

Homosexuals should be able to resist the urge to enter a full fledged marriage. I don't consider being/acting homosexual, or entering into a civil union that has clear differences from a marriage,  a sin. Caring for homos is not a sin, and I don't support conversion therapy or discrimination against homosexuals in education, employment, or provision of non-wedding-related services.

But once you enter into a full fledged gay marriage, or a gay civil union that is indistinguishable from a gay marriage, you are sinning and should be ashamed.

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Very stupid but Democrats want to "fundamentally transform" America and the only way to do that is to change our foundations. Rather than Moses as a founding father, their figure is a former state senator from Illinois.

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The fair tax is not nearly as regressive as one might expect with a consumption tax due to the proposal having a redistributory element in the form of a "prebate" - much like has suggested to compensate for a carbon tax's effect on the poor.  It would mainly only be regressive when it comes to a comparison between the sort of rich and the very rich - but then we sort of have that already.

The Fair Tax's questionable character comes from the major impact it would have on economic activity if it were high enough to replace current sources of revenue.

See? THIS IS A DISCUSSION. I just didn't want the Atlas Democrats' quasi-socialist rhetoric to seep into the discussion, when socialism will never happen in America

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Anyone else sick of Computer09 stating his opinions as black and white facts in the tone of someone who literally bought and read a history textbook to gain all of his understanding?

Anyway, Grant and Coolidge are underrated.  Wilson and LBJ are overrated.

Most of my American History opinions came from a history textbook.

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Context:

Should be in the Hague.

You want us to take in even more immigrants who killed people abroad?

Thread deleted, pls explain context