How I know I am old...

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same woman from the last time you posted one of these?

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Bushie, that sounds about a whole days' caloric intake from one meal.

Really? sounded like a normal meal to me..

Bad Place chain store food is impossibly dense.  that BBQ Brisket sh**t probably has 1400 calories.

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Bad Place chain store food is impossibly dense.  that BBQ Brisket sh**t probably has 1400 calories.

Well, I'm rather fond of beef brisket bbq from individually owned shops when I'm at home..

or making it myself.  wrap it sh**t-tight in foil, make a nasty mix of ketchup and onions and spices, and leave it in the oven at 275 for 16 hours.  tender as a Mofo.

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In the evening, put it in the oven at 275.  Next morning, voila!  Breakfast of champions.   

I get afraid I'm going to incinerate myself if I cook something overnight.

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Bushie, that sounds about a whole days' caloric intake from one meal.

Really? sounded like a normal meal to me..

Here is my guesstimation from his posts and general plate sizes

Ham- 220 calories
BBQ Brisket- 400-500
Fried Chicken 250-350 per piece
Mashed Potatoes 320
Gravy 75?
Corn 100
Banana Pudding 600 
topped Vanilla Ice Cream 100

What potentially makes it even worse is washing it down with 400-500 calories of sweet tea or soda.

Who the hell can eat BBQ brisket, fried chicken, and ham of any portioned size all in one sit?  The mix just sounds disgusting.  And who puts on ice cream on top of pudding?!?!  Yikes.

I'll never understand...

either Ham or Fried Chicken or BBQ Brisket

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Who else here can eat two chipotle burritos in one sitting? I think I am going to try 3 this year when they have their annual 2 for 1 deal. I'll probalby throw up afterwards.

I could in perfect circumstances and if I ate as quickly as I could.  would regret it for hours afterward o/c.