Eine traurige Nachricht für euch

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I'm starting to get worried. I know it's April Fool's and everything, but the fact that he hasn't logged on in a week is disturbing. If someone really wanted to make a joke about it, they'd probably realise what a terrible idea it was if they had a week to ruminate about it...

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lets getting this straight

1) consistent poster randomly goes on one week holiday without saying
2) said poster has reputation for saying off the wall things
3) and is named after the protagonist of a novel uncomfortably similar to a very recent tragedy
4) and all timed exactly for April Fools Day
5) an anonymous account in a different continent says in broken English that the poster is dead; and then vanishes

All rather weird.

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Yes and solarstorm is involved somehow

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FWIW, the "date" of Tender's "suicide" is the same as the Germanwings crash.

Which would definitely ruin this 'prank' whoever is running it, because I remember Tender posting on that thread.

Btw I'm now even more creeped out. Remember when I complained ages ago that the forum was becoming buggy and random avatars were floating everywhere? Well it's happening again, but only with one avatar:

http://imgur.com/1R1cZVS

Jesus Christ, this is freaking me out. It's like I'm on the comedown of bad weed.

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The avatars aphave gone now, but they were affecting both major Republican Canadian posters:



Genuinely freaking me out

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The guy must have been here for a decade and nobody knows his real name?

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Yes but tender is very ... Forthcoming about other aspects of his life

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hope your mum gets better soon

Also whoever made this post ...you're a sick bastard, but goddamn you are effective. I was up at 3 am the most the other day, spooked by this thread. I'd never imagine I'd say that about an Atlas thread.

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You have any enemies living in LA Tender?

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He's back? 

Yes. And we have pretty convincing evidence he is Jesus Christ, so you'd better watch out for some smiting