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  Adolf Hitler and a gorilla are drowning in a river. You can only save 1. (search mode)
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« on: August 08, 2016, 11:03:11 AM »

What if the gorilla is a neo nazi?
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2016, 02:23:55 PM »

If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2016, 04:39:11 PM »

If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?

Is time travel the reason for multiple Hitlers being there at once?  If so, then why save the Hitlers?  You know they'll be fine, since they have to go back in time to replicate themselves.


There are multiple Hitlers because Dave Leip required them as moderators.
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2016, 11:54:13 AM »

Rescue Hitler, laugh at his one testicle, call him a cuck and a failure then push him back in.
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