Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I made it back to Tulsa early.  There's a little uncertainty in the weather in Oklahoma City the next couple of days, so I decided to play it safe and come on back home.  I will postpone my recruiter interview for a couple weeks.

THE DIET RESUMES NOW. 30 MINUTES OF WALKING DAILY, AND NO BURGERS!!!!

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Well, Bushie had trans fat. That's a big no-no for a diet. Diet = RIP (again).

Bushie, what will motivate you to lose weight? Serious question, considering all of these have been tried at one time or another (by the forum as a whole) without success:

You being told you're going to die.
You being told you're going to get diabetes.
You electing to act like you are losing weight when you're not, in hopes of that motivating you to actually lose weight so you don't feel guilty about lying.
Promises that you would look less ugly if you weren't so fat
Insulting you for not dieting/exercising well enough, or demanding more effort from you.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

must be a big nap day for odf.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

so, bushie, planning on moving back into the family trailer next month?

It depends if I find a job here in Tulsa within the next 3-4 weeks.

I'll put the odds of you finding a job at 10%. Considering you can't even stand to have an interview with a temperature in the mid 30s w/ flurries (the sort of weather that would be considered quite nice up where I live during this time of year), I'm not optimistic at all.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

What was for dinner tonight?

Probably 2 double cheeseburgers with plenty of fries and a generous helping of French Silk Pie.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Bushie, does the "diet" stop once you start celebrating christmas?

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Bushie is really battening his hatches up here- this is the best two weeks he's had in a while.

now if only he could add in some actual dieting without any cheat days.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

The only problem with the grocery store is it doesn't open until April 1, so it would be a bit of a wait if I were to get hired.

Im trying not to burst out laughing here

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Considering pretty much every job opportunity Bushie finds eventually receives some criticism along the lines of "They're paying you too much." or "you wouldn't be good at it." or "you'd hate it too much to do well at it.", or "this probably isn't legitimate" etc. etc., I'm not surprised he doesn't want the name of the grocery store released. Sometimes, this criticism is merited, yes, but that doesn't mean it's not discouraging to one's future job searching. So it makes sense that Bushie would do what he can to keep any job-search related criticism he doesn't seek out through pms to a minimum.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Your employer really should be running a credit check on your dad, since he's the one paying for everything (including the super deluxe cable package).

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Official weigh-in for Tuesday, March 3, 2015 - 286.4.

So much for dieting. Two (Three? Honestly not sure.) weeks and the guy's lost nothing but some water weight. Pathetic.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

He hasn't mentioned his walking much lately, so I suppose he just sleeps instead. And enthusiastically using and overusing his cheat days probably didn't help either.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

So, Bushie, as preparation, double your walking time to 40 minutes/day! You can do it in two 20 minute spurts if you like, but it needs to be done.

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

It was a bad 32.8 years.

I wouldn't go that far.

Name one diet where you've actually lost at least 10 pounds during the first 4 weeks. ONE.