Your Forum Cabinet

[Mr. Smith]

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President: L.D. Smith [D-VA]
Vice President: LeBron Fitzgerald [D-OH] (ticket balancer)

Chief of Staffs: Adam Griffin [D-GA]
Press Secretary: retromike [D-CA]

Secretary of State: IceSpear [D-PA]
Secretary of the Treasury: Mr. Illini [D-IL]
Secretary of Defense: Miles [D-LA]
Attorney General: Sawx [I-NH]
Secretary of the Interior: TDAS04 [D-SD]
Secretary of Agriculture: Tuerkisblau [D-NM]
Secretary of Commerce: Snowstalker [S-PA]
Secretary of Labor: DeadFlagBlues [D-ID]
Secretary of Education: Miles [I-VA]
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Madeleine [D-MA]
Secretary of Transportation: Illuminati Blood Drinker [D-CA]
Secretary of Energy, Science, and Environment: Flo [G-FL]
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence [D-FL]
Secretary of Homeland Security: Maxwell [I-OK]
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: muon [R-IL]

All I got, and I mostly had to see what other's did and look for recurrences with most positions (not VP though which had to go to a swing-state liberal)