Spelling-Reform

[Mr. Smith]

I don't no abowt yu, but I cud du withowt thuh silly silent letters.


But seriously, it's legible enough as long as the first and last letters are the same:

For eamlxpe tihs snteence, utetlry out of odrer...and you porbblay siltl ustndernad it, croecrt?

[Mr. Smith]

But ralely, Eglnsih has bcemoe so attribrray  in its selipnlg it's cmaciol