The Sexuality Spectrum Test

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You scored 42

dumb test.  I think I was penalized for playing football and having experienced being slapped on the butt by another male (which is no big deal in football) and for taking showers with and seeing grown men naked.

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Right.  I've seen hundreds of men naked.  Group showers suck.  Just stare at the wall and use soap on a rope.

uh, not so sure about you.  You didn't even break 40.    

but this test would penalize you for having a drinking buddy of the same sex.  and anything over a 45 on this test probably means you're mentally disturbed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cANNP4ibgM

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I scored 40. I'd copy and paste my commentary if I wasn't on an iPhone.

iPhone?  dude, that's gay!

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You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

gives more meaning to the name, Democratic "Hawk"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=5&term=hawk
30.  Hawk  -  Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual  

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

gives more meaning to the name, Democratic "Hawk"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=5&term=hawk
30.  Hawk  -  Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual  

I'm +32 not -32

not sure, dude.  maybe you're sending a message with those little cute quote marks around Hawk

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starting to see a pattern emerge from the Dems on the board...

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http://www.allthetests.com/quiz18/quizpu.php?testid=1139849792&katname=

Here's a different test. It's not on a spectrum scale but it's less obvious in its questions....maybe you'll be surprised...*cough*cough*Jmfcst*cough*

"You are homophobic, you completely hate they or you are afraid of they "

yeah, right, this test was sure impartial

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So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.

the test was written by a moron who didn't know English

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http://www.allthetests.com/quiz18/quizpu.php?testid=1139849792&katname=

Here's a different test. It's not on a spectrum scale but it's less obvious in its questions....maybe you'll be surprised...*cough*cough*Jmfcst*cough*

"You are homophobic, you completely hate they or you are afraid of they "

yeah, right, this test was sure impartial

Dang, no surprises then....

dude, obvious this test is set so that there is no middle ground between bisexual and homophobic.

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31 or something...



very penalized for playing football and ass slapping, silly test.

well, I did the same thing and still scored a 42.  You must have gotten caught comparing johnsons.