Roommates

[jokerman]

I live my personal life conservatively.  I don't like to party late, and will get as mad as hell when I don't get enough sleep.  Generally, though, I'm a pretty nice guy.  So some of the liberals who's lifestyles match their ideology might not get along with me. 

I personally think that Dazzleman, Harry, Ebowed, PBrunsel, Ben, Jake, and probably others would all make great roommates.

[jokerman]

Preferably, it would not be necessary for me to have a roommate.

But if I had to have one, I would prefer someone who doesn't smoke, use drugs, listen to excessively loud music, or the like. A conservative, religious roommate would probably be best, as he is most likely to fulfill these criteria.

I must not be awoken in the morning, or else you will receive an uncensored, unrestrained piece of my mind.

Hmm, I fear that this would exclude me. I tend to rise at about 6:00-6:30 AM, and may inadvertently cause another to wake up.

I think you would make a good roommate for me, Emsworth.