Friends, Federalists, Southerners,
Today I come here to you today to deliver a message today. But not a message from me. A message from you. From the people. From sea to shining sea, from mountain top to mountain bottom, and from places not relating to mountains or seas. A message that should be heard not with your ears, but with your very heart, your very soul. A message that will resonate through the towering cities, through the rolling plains. A message for all to hear, to experience, and to tell their neighbors in voices that indicate enough excitement to engage your audience without crossing over to the point of hysteria, thus maintaining a level of credibility. A message that we, together, can unite under a single message--a message that is like the first message except slightly different. This second message is a simple message: that it's time to...BREAK IT DOWN!
[beat-boxes]
[loops said beat-boxing with floor pedals, because looping pedals are the coolest thing ever]
Alright everyone, with all this talk of parties dissolving, how about we have a PAR-TAY?!?
[cringey rap]
so you want less wars and you want less theft
you want equal treatment and your rights to be kept
you want federalism in every season
and a constant voice for every region
you don't want debt and government with no limit
and you want an active voice in the Senate
so vote Leinad in the Senate election
he'll be so good you'll get an...
[/cringey rap]
...uh...free T-shirt! Free T-shirts for everyone! Get 'em while they're hot! Who doesn't want a T-shirt?
Thank you, thank you, Dave bless the Federalist Party, the South, Atlasia, and all of you!
