The Mideast Record-Courier: Atlasian of the Year (2016)

[Kingpoleon]

Blair, Leinad, Truman, and the Constitutional Convention. I voted for myself, too, once I realized no one else probably would. I've only been here a year, and already I'm leading the third largest party. Give me another year and you may get the privilege of talking to your Supreme Dictator once a year.

In all seriousness, I don't deserve it this year, though, after my failure of a confirmation hearing. I appreciate the fancy description of me you wrote up, though.