Make a map of the above four posters as separate candidates

[Clark Kent]

TNF's radicalism makes him completely unelectable, while vivaportugalhabs and L.D.Smith split the Democratic vote, allowing Goldwater to win in a landslide.

[Clark Kent]

ssuperflash: 374 EVs
RFayette: 140 EVs
SNJ1985: 19 EVs
MormDem: 5 EVs

With the social conservative vote split three ways, establishment Democrat ssuperflash (Polls) wins easily, with establishment Republican RFayette losing votes to social conservative candidate SNJ1985 (Thomas from NJ) in the Upper South. MormDem runs as a socially conservative populist and does surprisingly well in Appalachia, where Democrats would usually have no chance of winning. He wins West Virginia.

[Clark Kent]

Why does everybody put me with Rubio? Tickets need to be balanced, and me/Rubio isn't really balanced at all.

SKIP

[Clark Kent]

Moderate Hero - 422 EVs
Thinking Crumpets Crumpet - 116 EVs
84285 - 0 EVs
Evergreen - 0 EVs

[Clark Kent]

I'd expect them to lose Vermont in that case, too.

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[Clark Kent]

NeverAgain (D-VA) - 45.4%, 430 EVs
Goldwater (R-WA) - 37.3%, 90 EVs
RFayette (I-IA) - 12.2%, 18 EVs
Leinad (L-GA) - 5.1%, 0 EVs


What I see happening is Goldwater somehow winning the GOP nomination, prompting RFayette to go third party with the more paleocon elements of the GOP. Leinad does surprisingly well, but only cuts into Goldwater's base. NeverAgain wins in an electoral landslide despite being nearly 5% short of a majority of the popular vote.